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 Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:24 pm
The image in the mirror could not be her. This was some sort of stupid death trainee prank. They'd replaced her mirrors with strange alternate universe ones (she honestly wouldn't put it past them to do that) and that was what she was currently staring at.
Ami knew this for a blatant fact because there was no way the figure staring back at her was her own image. Besides the blatantly obvious fact that it was male, it was about ten thousand feet taller than she normally was- to the point where she had to bend down to look at the mirror- and far more square than she normally was. W-Were those sparkles coming off of her?
A daunting fact loomed in her mind. This figure would not look good in a skirt. She had no pants. Well, no, she had one or two pairs of skinny jeans for external missions spent slogging in the bogs of Louisiana, or the harsh cold of an artic tundra, but ... they were skinny jeans meant for a petite 5'2 girl. There was no way they'd fit her frame now.
Something bothered her. She pulled the drawstring of her (pink) pajama shorts outwards ...
A bloodcurdling scream ripped through the air as she fell over backwards, hitting her head on her bedframe. This wasn't real. That was not real. She couldn't be a man. She liked being a woman. She couldn't have a ******** d**k in her pants that was not ******** real.
Her hand fumbled for her phone, which was tangled up in the blankets wrapped around her bed. Who did she call for this sort of thing? Honestly the division leaders probably wouldn't care- as long as she did her work why would it matter what gender she was? Lex came to mind next- he'd never let it down and ... and she wanted him to think of her as a cute girl, not this beastly figure. Marcus- no. Wilson- definitely no. Kat- too innocent. Tori- too faint of ******** dialed the number before she could regret it. A ring or two and still no answer, Ami began practicing what she would say. "Madeline can y-" A hand slapped over her mouth. What was that noise that came out of her?! THAT WASN'T HER VOICE.
She immediately hung up on the call and typed the message out furiously. keiifuu I really need your help. Can you get some clothes from Lex and come over here quickly and don't ******** tell anyone. Just you, no one else Madeline. I swear to god if you tell anyone I will stick you in a pod myself.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:07 pm
Madeline was smokin'.
She didn't mean to toot her own horn or anything (okay, that was a lie, she totally did), but bishounen-version Madeline was like the goddamn epitome of latino sexiness. She'd even solo-tangoed herself across the room after the initial shock wore off, clad in about as much as a tiny towel around her waist that did not, however easy the japanese animes out there made it look, stay on no matter what kind of crazy action she decided to perform. She had traced each and every ab she now owned, puffed her chest, clicked her jaw, strutted her hot a** across the room, and decided that no matter what anyone said, she was the best bishounen ever.
Of course, that left the deafening question out there in the end of what the ******** was going on, but hey, Madeline wasn't about to knock something she hadn't tried, and being the opposite sex had always been on her to-do list for a day. This also left the deafening question of what the hell she was supposed to do with herself -- she didn't have any clothes that fit her apart from stretchy knit t-shirts, and honestly, those didn't look fab on her abs and she wasn't about to wear them just to cover up.
She didn't really think about her budding kleptomaniac tendencies until her phone started to ring. She lunged across the bed for it, and what Ami would no doubt hear on the other end was a scream as Madeline, along with her phone, went too far, slid off the far side of the bed, and knocked her head into a wall. A couple of books fell on those dark locks too. Well, there went some of her braincells. Not like she really needed them anymore though.
"You've reached doctah sexy, whats up sugarmuffi - "
Someone hung up on the other end.
Madeline frowned. Well that was no fun. She even had a sexy, accented voice, husky and low and all sorts of oh-la-la.
If someone didn't get a boner just from hearing it, she was doing something wrong.
Her phone buzzed a few seconds into her thought process, and she lifted it (a couple of books also slid off her head, including, but not limited to, A Dictionary of Useless Facts, Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition, and Five Families), reading Ami's text.
"Oh." She tilted her head down at her suddenly... naked manly body. Where had her towel gone? Balls. Sighing theatrically, Madeline picked herself off the ground, dragged a hot pink and black comforter off of her bed, wrapped it around her shoulders like a shawl, and stepped out of her door. It was time...
To go steal from Lex's room.
Padding down the hall, Madeline wasted no time picking the lock to the boy's door (whether he was inside or not, because this was Deus and she could do that ok,) and walking inside like the goddamn ghost of Bishounen Eve.
A quick romp in Lex's drawers produced a few pairs of jeans and a t-shirt or two, and Madeline scribbled a note and stuck it on the bed ("dear lex, stole a few pieces of clothes, ami turned into a manly man and i have to save her before she tries to castrate herself xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox what do these mean again, madeline") and left.
A few minutes later, she was knocking on Ami's door.
"Delivery service!" She crooned in her macho, sexy voice.
She'd completely forgotten that she was only wearing a bed sheet, and that bed sheet was slipping slowly off her shoulders to expose her sparkling abs.
Oh-la-la ******** class="quote">chimarii
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:13 pm
Madeline had invited someone else.
Ami had given her one rule.
ONE ******** RULE MADELINE.
She didn't answer the door.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:16 pm
When Madeline didn't get a response, she went with the obvious second option.
She kicked down the door.
Literally.
Bishounen powers were not just for show.
"I said," She yelled above the ruckus, stomping in - her bed sheet got caught in the door and slid all the way off, "Special ********' delivery service, Ami!"
And then she grinned roguishly at Ami, in her full, naked glory.
"Hi."
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:30 pm
Ami remained in her pajama shorts, a now too-small hunter's coat wrapped around her to keep anything too revealing from showing itself. She'd been writing something on a piece of paper to throw out the door. Something like "go away" or "******** you Madeline." It was taking her much longer than it normally would though, as cursive was particularly hard with her giant man hands.
Then Madeline happened.
A girly shriek emitted from her mouth, one that didn't match her manly exterior. That was a d**k. Ami wasn't a virgin, that was an enormous d**k.
At the moment she was seated on the couch in her living room, and her only weapon to this strange naked man was a pillow at the moment. She threw it and screamed, trying to find where she'd set Junpei down. "GET OUT GET OUT WHO THE ******** ARE YOU TELL MADELINE TO GO ******** HERSELF JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T ******** DO THIS."
Oh- there was Junpei. She immediately had the nearly 6 foot staff summoned, ready to lunge at this intruder. Seriously, ******** Madeline.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:36 pm
Madeline went down in a sea of pillows.
"AMI AMI AMI WAIT ---- " She screamed in a loud bishounen voice, toppling over as soon as a pillow hit her square in the face. "ITS ME - I'M MADELINE, LOOK WE'RE BOTH HOT MALE MODELS! I'M ATTRACTIVE AS ******** BUT I'M STILL ME!" She rolled backwards, vaulted into a crouching position, and summoned Arsen, waving him at her to show proof.
"SEE!" She shouted. "DID YOU KNOW THAT IN OLD ENGLISH WER WAS USED TO DESCRIBE MEN AND MAN WAS USED TO DESCRIBE THE OVERALL HUMAN SPECIES! ALSO HUMAN DICKS ARE LONGER AND THICKER THAN ANY OTHER PRIMATE!"
She paused, holding a pillow over her crotch and slowly lowering Arsen down to the ground.
"Also I am sexy and you are super sexy." She waggled her eyes at Ami.
Super sexy.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:41 pm
Oh dear god that was Madeline.
And Madeline was really hot.
Her expression fell and the weapon disappeared. Ami's face buried itself in a pillow. She'd seen unthinkable things. Absolutely unthinkable things.
"I'm not 'super sexy,' are you blind?! WE'RE MEN, MADELINE." Her face knitted itself further into the pillow, a hot red blush coming across her face. Madeline. Naked. Naked man Madeline. She couldn't get it out of her mind now.
Wait ... why was Madeline also a man? Did that mean it wasn't just her? There were others that had been ... man-ified? Maybe there was hope yet for a cure.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:49 pm
Madeline de-summoned Arsen as soon as Ami wasn't trying to decapitate her, and slowly crawled her way over on all fours. "Oh come on, you are a super sexy hot male model. Don't dis the opposite sex just because you've got something between your legs now." Madeline let out a little gasp. "I wonder if they're just for show or they actually work!"
This train of thought made her stop and think for a long moment before inching the rest of the way over and plopping herself down next to Ami.
"We're hot men." She admonished, chuckling deep in her throat. "Drop dead gorgeous level. Oh!" She gestured to the bag that had been pulled over by her feet. "I stole some clothes from Lex's room for you. I don't know if they'll fit but -- "
She dug around and pulled out a pair of Lex's jeans and presented them to Ami.
"It's almost cute when you think about it - its like wearing Lex's shirt after a sexy night and being super cute in the morning. Only its pants. And you're a guy. And you might have to try the whole pitching and catching thing if this is permanent."
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:07 pm
It just got worse with every word that came out of Madeline's incredibly attractive mouth. First she talked about using their dicks, then they were talking about sleeping with Lex, now they were onto her having sex as a man. What the ******** Madeline?!
"I'm not- I don't- No!" she squealed, "I'm not a hot man and I don't want to-" She'd cut that sentence off before Madeline could exploit it.
She gave a frustrated groan into her pillow. "Put on Lex's clothing yourself!"
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:10 pm
"I'm an exhibitionist, Ami." Madeline said, point blank. "I don't do clothes, Ami."
She waggled her eyebrows at Ami, grinning.
"But I could do you."
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:11 pm
"PUT ON SOME CLOTHES THIS INSTANT MADELINE. I AM NOT ******** GIVING YOU ANYTHING."
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:11 pm
"FINE, FINE," Madeline screamed in her macho male voice, throwing on trousers in the most theatrically dramatic way she could - which meant rolling off of the couch onto her back in the process and fighting the obscenely tight jeans all of the way up her thigh and calf. It was probably the most horrific reverse strip tease Ami would ever see in her life.
Finally finished, Madeline laid back with a thump as her head collided with the floorboards. "Who knew male anatomy and clothing disagreed so much."
She lifted her hands, reaching out for Ami and flexing her fingers.
"Amiiiiii help me up so we can test out these awesome new male model bodies."
But just what kind of tests Madeline meant by that was left up to Ami to imagine.
None of them probably ended well though.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:17 pm
Ami tried not to peek.
But even she was human.
By the end of the entire "show" Ami's face was bright red with embarrassment at the fact that she'd just done that to her friend. She'd seen all parts of male anatomy, but the shame and embarrassment came from the fact that she'd just looked Madeline up and down like that.
She held an arm out to the writhing girl (boy?) with a sigh. "Madeline what am I- what are we going to do? You might be okay with this stupid body, but I- I can't ... I'm a woman! And I have a date, I can't just go out on a date as a ******** man." Her hand clapped over her mouth. Oh no.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:28 pm
Madeline gasped as Ami gave her a hand. "The stoic Ami Raine is actually lending a hand!" Senpai has noticed me.
Madeline popped up to her feet and draped herself like a proud, aristocratic cat across the couch, grinning at Ami, her grin only widening into a shark-like expression of certain doom when her partner mentioned a date. "Ohh, finally gettin' it on with Lex? You'd better wear that damned dress I got you. Smokin' wouldn't even begin to describe how hot you will look -- "
She frowned.
"Oh."
Pause.
"I'm beginning to see the problem with us being stuck in men's bodies."
Another pause and then --
"Well, cross-dressing is always an option, I suppose. Don't knock it till you've tried it!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:31 pm
Ami opened her mouth to protest, but Madeline didn't give her an opportunity to. Madeline hit the nail on the head, the way she always did. It was like trying to stop a train. Well, since she'd already figured it all out, there was no point in denying it.
She threw her last remaining pillow at Madeline and said, "I am NOT cross-dressing. The dress wouldn't work anyways. We're going to the beach." She grumbled and held her sides. "I would call him to cancel but he'd hear this ... this travesty coming from my throat." Namely, her now sexy and gruff voice.
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