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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:52 pm
There was something to be said about a warm meal of pilfered Mexican food. Bazzite even had the gall to snatch it while it was freshly placed in a Styrofoam to-go package. His bounty secured, the little ninja flitted away on early morning winds until he found a quiet spot in the darkened downtown shopping district of Destiny City. The longer he'd stayed a Captain, the less Bazzite felt bad about necessary evils like stealing. How was he supposed to keep the civilians of Destiny City safe on an empty stomach?
Setting up shop on the roof of a small florist's shop, Bazzite sat down to enjoy his meal. It was then that he realized... he didn't steal any silverware.
Dammit.
The boy shrugged. Oh well. Bottom's up! and started eating.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:07 pm
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Leda didn't know how it happened; normally the bus arrived every day at the same time: 7:48 AM. She arrived at the stop at 7:45 AM, as a means to minimize the time she spent freezing out in the open. However, even as she stood waiting for the familiar rumbling of its tires, the soothing groans of its engine, the chipped yellow of its frame, she was met with disappointment. Even as she waited a full ten minutes, there were no signs of her bus. Did it arrive early that day, of all days? Leda didn't know, and she wasn't willing to stick around and wait. She didn't know how the idea came to fruition, but even the most desperate plan seemed more plausible than simply walking into school late. She only had fifteen minutes to get there, and it took a solid half hour by foot. She had only one means to arrive on time. And so she transformed. She took to the rooftops, bounding across with practiced grace, paying little heed to those who spotted her from below. She couldn't spare the time to divert her course to the less prominent buildings, and she didn't want to spare the effort of constantly changing from second story houses to singles to multistory businesses. However, as she approached the business zones of Destiny City, the aforementioned was about to happen. And only as she leapt onto the roof of a florist shop did she realize her mistake. Leda shrieked as she felt the roof give beneath her, letting out an unearthly scream. She felt the surface shift under her foot and shrugged her off towards the corner of the building. As she sat up and dusted herself off, she saw what she had landed on: an agent.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:22 pm
Pollo de Awesome went flying out from under a heap of multicolored hair, fluffy ruffles and... was that a pair of goggles? Bazzite flailed in a Matrix-style bullet time attempt to save his breakfast only to have it weave in and out of his fingers in all its poultry glory. And the morning was utterly ruined by space piratetry. Bazzi was pissed. There was a leg in his face and hair all in his hand and it felt like spiderwebs. It was gross. The more he flailed in a semi-nice attempt to pry the space pirate off of his person, the more tangled the two had become. Bazzite was about to lose his beans with the amount of frustration building up in his lithe body. Finally he grunted and found her waist and hooked an arm around it. Finding his feet, the Captain stood with a stern frown. "OKAY SO. Ms. Space Pirate, you made me lose my breakfast and I am very not happy about that. I didn't plan on doing anything crazy today but... you leave me no choice." This space pirate was a girl though and a twinge of guilt wracked him before Bazzite simply sighed and dropped her in a heap at his feet. "Ugh."
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:35 pm
Space pirate?! "How insulting!" Leda huffed with displeasure. "Do you know how... how tacky that would look? I am not tacky!" If there was one thing she prided herself on, it was her impeccable fashion sense. And judging by the attire of this underhanded cretin before her, he hadn't the slightest idea what proper fashion was, even if it bit him in the arse. Yet there he stood, plainly accusing her of dressing in horrid clichés and apparently ruining his breakfast? "You insult my sense of fashion, but you're worried about your breakfast? Ugh! You should be happy you aren't wearing it!" Hastily Leda straightened out her outfit and combed her hair back behind her shoulders. Though she'd spent many a time escaping from these agents, she was determined to make her stand. This man, this... terrorist insulted the one thing she held sacred. She wasn't about to let him get away with this, not without a scalding welt. "Ooh... That's it! I'm not gonna let you stand around here and... eat breakfast in peace!" That's the spirit, Sirsce! Inwardly, she applauded herself. Show him who's boss! With ample concentration, she conjured up and arc of steam and sent it toward her enemy, praying that it might connect. Though she hasn't had any luck hitting agents in the past, she's managed to strike a youma with it... Once. However, even after sending the steam toward her foe, she realized she'd missed some critical information. The boy before her didn't seem like the average agent she'd run across lately. No; he felt a little more powerful. Maybe it was a trick of the mind, or maybe she was being paranoid. She couldn't be sure, but her instincts immediately warned her to run. Still, how was she to simply turn tail and escape after the man so obviously insulted her taste in fashion? No. She'd make her stand. He'll pay for his transgressions against her fashion sense.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:44 pm
"Who did the what now?" came a confused reply. Was this space pirate okay? Like, okay-in-the-head okay? Like, the people from the padded rooms weren't out lookin' for her cuz she was out without a day pass? Ergh... Bazzi frowned and was about to open his mouth to say something else when holy jesus SCALDING STEAM AHHHH! in his face and ears and nose and all over his hair. He shrieked, flailing every which way and it was a miracle he didn't reverse swan dive in a way that would impress Olympic judges. When the steam assault was well and done and the temperature of his skin wasn't over one hundred bazillion degrees, Bazzite turned and looked at Leda. His face read, Oh gurl NO U DI-INT with a heaping helping of OW THAT REALLY HURT.Bazzite's snow blue hair had taken the humidity and moisture in like a sponge, ballooning to an impressive afro that would have secured his entrance into any exclusive disco club his little heart desired back in the 1970's. His 'fro was impressive. One could lose their car keys, their lunch money and their homework in Bazzite hair. And the Captain was none too happy about it. Not only did she make him lose his breakfast and feed the oh-so-hungry concrete below them, but she had the nerve to steam the crap out of him on top of that. And that just simply would not do. Pointing a finger at her, the Captain tried smoothing down his luxurious mane with the free hand. "Girl. Girl. Seriously?" With a flick of his wrist, three shuriken appeared in the air and fell. The Captain snatched them up with his free hand and frowned. "I'll be nice. If you don't buy me a new breakfast then you get five seconds to start movin' that space pirate butt a' yours before I start flingin' these. Got it?" Did that sound intimidating? Maybe. "Okay. One."
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:59 pm
Leda jumped for joy when her attack finally connected. With a squeak of pride, she thrust her fists in the air and jumped once more, nearly slipping off the edge of the building and plummeting to her doom (or a dumpster) below. After wobbling and flailing back onto her feet, she regarded her enemy curiously. Had he grown some heritage within the past five seconds? What else could possibly explain the sudden plumage he was calling hair? Oh right, the humidity of her attack. Go figure. "Um..." Her pride was replaced by nervousness. "Well, at least your hair looks better now... You've got some style! Or, um, it suits you... I think." Okay, that was a complete lie, and anyone with two braincells to rub together could figure that out. Leda didn't have the ability to lie with any conviction, but she didn't want to further agitate the agent before her. However, it looks as though her intentions only landed her in an even worse predicament than before. Not only had she landed on him, terminated his lunch, and ruined his hair, but she practically insulted him on top of that. She wouldn't be surprised if she was chased to school at this rate, especially with his new shuriken. They looked deadly. Sharp. Accurate. His ultimatum only served to intensify her apprehension. "Um, please don't do that..." Despite his afro hair, the boy looked increasingly formidable as he began his countdown. "Look, I, uh, I didn't mean to mess up your hair. But it really does look nice, really..." With a sudden pang of inspiration, Leda dug into her socks. As she searched their soft confines, they wrinkled into her shoes, but she managed to locate what she knew might save her from his wrath. Carefully she pulled out a small green wad and smoothed it out in her grasp, then held it up for the agent to see. "Look!" She commanded. "You wanted your breakfast back, right? Fine! Here's your money!" She threw the five dollar bill weakly before turning around to escape. Once she leapt onto the opposite building, she began her race toward the school. She didn't dare look back; she knew the agents were plenty fast enough to catch her if she stalled long enough to look over her shoulder. She had schooling to attend to, and if she didn't flat-out sprint onto the campus, she was going to be late. And she'd be damned if she received her first tardy due to a Negaverse agent. Apparently the wind held little love for the boy as well, since it threatened to carry the bill into the streets below.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:09 pm
Bazzite wasn't entirely sure, but, by the power of the two braincells he had rubbing together in his skull, he was fairly positive she was either lying or making fun of him. Either one could have been true and the thought of both of them made him frown harder. It wasn't his fault that he was born with hair L'Oreal probably would have wanted to their latest voluminousness shampoo/conditioner commercial! And then she threw a wadded up five dollar bill at him. The bill, slightly soggy and wrinkled, landed in a soft heap at his feet. Bazzite regarded it with a curious look and bent down to retrieve it. Five dollars could possibly get him a new, tasty Mexican breakfast! Taco Bell's menu was pretty cheap... maybe a few soft tacos and... The Captain looked up again and his jaw nearly hit the floor. She had the guts to try and run away! Tat was hardly fair and, offended as he was, Bazzite forgot about the bill and went to chase a little bit of pride he'd managed to develop since his promotion. "GET BACK HERE, DIRTY SPACE PIRATE~!" he screeched, tearing off at practically illegal (and cartoonish) speeds. "You can't just steam people and then run away! That's dirty space pirate tactics!" Shuriken were launched in short volleys, some whizzing past poor Leda's head. Bazzite was attempting to aim around her in order to corral the senshi into a more controlled path (or rather, one controlled by himself). Leda seemed to have a destination in mind and the Captain didn't like that one bit. She had some 'splainin' to do! His patrol ruined, the boy knew he could overtake her with just a bit more time...
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:16 pm
Her footsteps resounded on the pavement as she distanced herself from the agent. "I'm not a space pirate!" She yelled back. "And I'm not dirty! I took a shower!" Leda stilled her tongue for the remainder of her flight; she hadn't the energy to keep yelling and maintain her clip. This bizarre Negaverse agent could yell all he wanted, but he wouldn't bait her into wasting her breath. A nonverbal retort zipped past her head in the form of a shuriken. Maybe she shouldn't have said anything. Was the five dollars not enough?! She thought angrily, pushing herself to increase her pace. Come on! You can get like, five crunchy tacos for that price! Or like, a happy meal! Or even, um... something from Wendy's! How much does a Negaverse agent need to eat?! Even as she mentally ranted to save energy, the agent was closing in on her. However, she knew she had one small advantage: he had to react to her movements. Even as the shuriken flew past her, she still had the ability to drop off the rooftops. The edge of the next building loomed ahead of her, and floor-length windows bore a glimpse of the office workers inside. She knew it was her best opportunity to drop to street level, unless she wanted to break through the glass and traumatize a dozen pencil-pushers. With a breathless leap, she fell onto the lid of a dumpster below. She quickly slid off its slightly slimy surface and resumed her race towards Meadowview High. She spared a moment to glance at her watch, and gasped in horror as she read the time. 8:08. That meant she'd be tardy if she couldn't reach the campus, lose the agent, find a place to power down, and run to class in the next seven minutes, she'd receive her first damnable tardy slip. She couldn't risk it. She couldn't tarnish her perfect attendance record just because of some hapless oaf of an agent. Leda darted down the alleys, zigzagging her way through the interlacing corridors. Luckily she'd managed to escape most of the shuriken lobbed in her direction, but she needed to lose him, and fast. As she happened upon another garbage can, she tipped it over to slow her pursuer. The can clattered across the ground, and the unmistakeable sloshing of its contents occurred soon after. She only hoped this was enough to slow him. Meadowview High's campus grounds were within her sights, and she desperately needed to claim some distance if she intended to escape. She about-faced and summoned the last of her energy to land an attack on the bluenette. After aiming the arc of steam towards him, she bought herself precious seconds of time. She fled into the mostly emptied campus, dodging disconcerted and agitated teens as she made a break for the building. She needed to reach the locker halls if her plan was to work, and she couldn't spare any time for apologies or soothing words for her fellow students. She had a Negaverser on her tail, and that took priority. The steel blue doors groaned as she pushed past them. The cliques of students scattered in confusion, allowing her to forge a small path through the chaos and make a beeline for the locker halls. She didn't bother looking over her shoulder; if she did that, it was game over. Breathing heavily now, her heart pounding, her thoughts racing, she braced herself for impact and slammed into the lockers lining the wall. She located her locker quickly, sped through the combination, and threw herself inside as soon as she could. She powered down while she caught her breath, and peeked through the slats to watch the frazzled students migrate to their classes. When she thought it was safe, and precariously close to 8:15, she leapt out of her locker and raced to class.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:05 pm
The combination of flattening his face after tripping over a solid metal garbage can and then, of course, steamed again in the face left Bazzite a pile of limbs and shame in the alley near Meadowview High. He didn't see her get away but if she'd run into the high school for safety, she surely found it. Her signal long gone and the senshi magic of being-friggin-impossible-to-find-when-powered-down made resuming the chase futile. Instead, the Negaverse agent dislodged his legs from their wrapped position on the garbage can and sighed. He smelled bad, he was left in the dust by a dirty space pirate and to top it all off, had no breakfast. And lost that five dollar bill she threw at it. "God... dammit..." he wheezed, cheek still on the concrete. Hefting himself up, Bazzite brushed some of the dust off of his uniform and picked a banana peel from his hair. "She'll be number one on my list of seriously-needs-a-whoopin'.... and I seriously need a shower." Day ruined, Bazzite slunk off to clean himself up and soothe himself with a pint of ice cream.
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