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 Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:43 pm
 Queror was slithering along happily under the bright sun, happy to feel its warm rays heating up his scales as he slid over the grass. He hadn't seen anything of particular interest in several days, but sometimes life was like that, long periods of boring and then a few minutes of interesting. Then he saw something to make the day much much much more intriguing. Curled up on a rock were the distinctive coils of another snake, though this one was purple, instead of his own green. He tasted the air in interest, before heading over towards the female, as his quick taste had confirmed her gender. "Sssssssssnake?" he asked.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:49 pm
 The sun was warm, her belly was still full of that mouse from yesterday, and there was not a soul in sight to be a threat, a friend, or anything else towards her. It made Mizani quite pleased. She was very nearly asleep when she heard it and felt all her muscles clench in irritation. Someone was hissing in her earhole. Hissing, the purple snake had decided long ago, was one of the most repulsive forms of communication in existence. There was absolutely no reason why one had to hiss their esses and every reason to speak normally. Mizani raised her head from her coils to glare at the unknown green stranger. "Yes, I am a snake. As are you. Now what the hell do you want?" she asked acidly.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:52 pm
Queror hissed happily as the female confirmed what he already knew. She was quite attractive even if her coloration wouldn't conceal her in the fresh green grass the way his would. It wasn't a failing though, not in the least. He didn't even mind the way her green eyes flashed angrily.
What did he want of her? Well, there was a clear reason for a male snake to want attention from a female snake.
"Eggsssssssssss?" he asked hopefully. Everyone wanted to procreate, right?
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:59 pm
The sea green eyes narrowed as the male hissed out his request. Augh, what was it with males of all species, that all they thought of was sex!? She couldn't stand it, neither the assumption that she'd drop everything to go make eggs with a total stranger who would probably abandon her as soon as she'd clutched nor the fact that he insisted on hissing every damned word out of his mouth!
Mizani reared up further as she glared at her uninvited guest.
"No, I am not going to have sex with you! And honestly, what the hell is this hissing for? Just because we're snakes doesn't mean we have to extend every ess that comes out of mouths! It's degrading, demeaning, racist, stereotypical and you are not helping our cause with this s**t!"
If she'd been a cobra, her hood would have been fully extended by the time she finished ranting at the green snake. Lucky for him, she was of a nonpoisonous variety.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:02 pm
The green snake watched calmly as the purple female rose up and began yelling at him. She seemed to be rather upset. About hissing? It was strange that she would pick such a thing to be angry about. Snakes hissed. It was a fact of having a forked tongue slipping between two fangs and no other teeth to speak of. Therefore it was more effort than it was worth to speak without hissing, the way the purple snake chose to do.
Plus, hissing was fun.
However, it seemed she did not want to make baby snakes with him.
"No eggssssssss?" Queror asked, disappointment clear in his blue eyes.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:06 pm
If reptiles could froth at the mouth, there was no doubt at all that such a physical reaction would have long since come over Mizani. Augh, this damnable green snake represented everything she hated about her race! It was his kind that made the stereotypes that she worked so hard to correct, and then they went and undid all her hard work!
"No!" she repeated herself shrilly. "I am not going to have sex with a chauvinistic b*****d who insists on perpetrating stereotypes upon himself and all his kind! Now go away and leave me alone!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:08 pm
Queror's face fell as the purple snake reiterated her refusal to make eggs with him. He'd thought he was fairly good looking, and even if he tended not to say much, he could still be charming! It was very disappointing that she apparently wanted nothing to do with him. She'd even told him to go away.
The green snake stared at the grass beneath before hissing a sigh and looking up at the purple female.
"Ssssssssorry," he apologized.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:13 pm
Augh, he wasn't even listening to a thing she said! It just made Mizani even angrier, to have this damned green snake who had at least figured out that she was not at all interested in sex, thank you very much, apologize and then have the gall to hiss his stupid single word response! No wonder everyone thought snakes were stupid and slow, if this was how he acted in front of everyone!
"No, no you're not!" she spat back. "If you were sorry, you'd at least apologize without hissing at me! But no, you can't, because obviously you're only paying attention to half of what I'm saying!"
If her voice got any shriller, they might have some bird landing nearby, thinking it was a cry for help.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:16 pm
The green snake blinked as the purple female continued yelling at him. He really didn't understand why she was so unhappy about his hissing. He was a snake, it was a part of what he was. She was a snake too, but she wasn't hissing. It was strange, but he supposed that there was no rule saying everyone had to talk the same way. He'd met a lot of people who talked differently from others.
"Sssssssssssnake sssssssssssorry," he repeated, before turning and slithering away through the grass again. If she was going to continue yelling, he had no reason to remain here. She did not want to make eggs, so he might as well find someone who would.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:18 pm
That...that coward! Waking her up, hissing at her with his utterly inappropriate suggestions, and now just leaving!? The nerve of that damned green snake! Mizani was past the point of being able to speak herself, spluttering with rage as the hissing chauvinistic sorry excuse for a snake left after apologizing again.
Ooooh, she hated creatures like him! And now her sunning was completely and totally ruined for the day! Ugh. Maybe she should go hunting and find something to take her anger out on.
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