*The TitonTron goes on, having A little bit fuzzy and A medicore picture. It shows The camera man walking down the hall way. He makes A left, passing the food court then to A Door labeled 'Meanie's locker room'. The Camera man slowly opens to see A dark room, A small whimpering is heard coming form the corner. The Camera man goes to the corner and kneels down. there is A slight pause as A flash light goes on, showing the Blue Meanie, Crying. Meanie begins to whimper more and more. Meanie Wipes his eyes, smugging some of the paint from his mask and clears hjis throat. Meanie looks dead into the camera and begins to speak.*
Meanie- S-s-see PII fans...Lately...I have been A wreak. For the past month...I-I-I-I...I have been looking for my Little Kitty Cat...Mister Spinker...But, I FOUND who took my little Kitty...CARLITO!
*Meanie wipes his eyes and clears his throat A bit. Clearly, he is un-stable.*
Meanie- This is Proof that Carlito is A souless monster! How can he take something that cute away from me?! Mister Spinker was the only thing that brought me joy to my life! And he took it Away from me! At first, I though Mister Spinker woundered off...But then I found proof! I saw his Paw sticking out of Carlito's fro! I was Shocked! I didn't Believe my eyes! I though due to the paint in my eyes, I was seeing things! I confronted him about it and he got defensive! Then he later admited it was my Kitty!
*Meanie begins to roll back and forth.*
Meanie- How can anyone do such A horrible act?! Mister Spinker won't even hurt his own flees! He is just...J-just...A Kitty....
*Meanie gets to his feet, the camera man looks up at Meanie's face.*
Meanie- CARLITO! I DON'T CARE IF YOU EVER MAKE FUN OF ME! BUT, WHEN YOU BRING PEOPLE I CARE FOR, ITS A DIFFRENT STORY! I MIGHT HAVE LOST TO THE HURICANE...BIT THIS TIME, IT IS MORE PERSONAL THEN EVER! HOW DARE YOU ARM A CUTE LITTLE KITTY LIKE MISTER SPINKER! THIS TIME, NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO SAVE MISTER SPINKER...I AM GOING TO TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD WITH...
*Slight Pause, Meanie takes A deep breath.*
Meanie- WITH DA BLU LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIOT!!!
*End Promo.*
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