Amaterasu Ink
I'm sure some guy will send you their noods or ask you to meet them at a crappy and cheap bar
And it happened again. I read noods as noodles, and crappy as happy, and cheap as cherp (which for some reason seems like a perfectly normal word to me, though firefox begs to differ).
If some guy sent me their nekkid pics and asked me to meet them at a bar, i'd tell them I'd be there, that very tall man who's really wearing pink undies underneith. Then i'd go to the bar and hope there's a really tall man there and watch someone get their a** kicked. :>