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"YYEEAAAHHHHHHH! Hello everyone and welcome to the first airing of this show, Rock n news! This is Sharkbait, your guide tonight on the pathway to even greater heights in the awesomeness that is Rock n roll."
There are sounds of rummaging around as the host of the show is trying to remember just which buttons she had to press to get the right settings. After a bit of swearing, and some items breaking or shattering in the background, her voice booms across the radio waves once more.
"Now you all might be wondering what the jack this show is about. To give you a simple answer, I give you a run down about the current happenings within the school, I may throw my opinion in every now and then, and I'll even give you some info about what's happening outside the school. Sounds pretty simple, and that's how I intend to keep it!"
"But first of all, lets throw on some music to set the mood and to get ourselves revved up to the max!"
Wolfmother- Joker and the theif
"Okay we're back again! Ahh, what a good old song that was. I believe the song was written by a group of werewolves back in 2006. The actual pack formed in the year 2000 and consisted of about 3 wolves, but they added a few more members after that. But for a group of monsters, they sure now how to howl a good tune.
Now onto today's news. I'm going to go back a bit to talk about fright night, because it's something you just can't ignore and I have first hand experience of it. Oh yes, as a wee little snot I got to experience the infinite joys and horror of fright night. And once again Amityville has shown that it's never too early to write up ones last will and testament. And for anyone curious, no, no one is getting my stuff ya got that?.
The first half of fright night was bitchin. There were stalls as far as the eye could see, games for everyone and candy was a plenty. I've never obtained so much loot from one campaign in my entire life. And of course there was the student elections. Lots of students trying to convince us they aren't full of it and ready to lead us as the new student council. If I had to pick any one of them, I'd have a hard time doing it.
Before I continue, lets hear another song to give ourselves a break.
Woman - Wolfmother
ALRIGHTY THEN! Back again, and now onto the rest of the story!
It was at the end of Fright night when things got real crazy. Just when we're all cleaning up, we all get a nice show of insanity fog. For all those not in the know, insanity is this type of fog that makes you go nuts if you have too much contact with the stuff. You become grey, obsessed with the notion of home, and will attack anything at will. Which is what happened to a few students who then went into the haunted house. And those who went in after them had a whole lot of fun. By fun I mean we had to fight the jacking insanity mobs trying to save the other students, and in some cases getting turned into insanity creatures ourselves. And I can assure you fine viewers out there it is NOT something you want to experience.
Well after a bit, we all got thrown into a inverted version of the haunted house. And after that things get, if you excuse the pun, 'foggy'. Literally there was fog, hooded figures, and this weird ghoul making me blob versions of spookies. Now I may be a monster, but there are limits to the kind of food I will eat. These spookies were whacked I tell you. But the liquid she made was great, never felt better after drinking that stuff.
And just to keep you all on your seats, Here's one more song before I finish my story.
Edguy - Mysteria
Back again folks and not wasting any time, onto the climax of fright night! And what better way to finish of a tale made of what the ******** mixed with suffering, is to have a giant behemoth that makes most dragons look like pygmies flaming us all to bits. Not to mention our good old friends the hunters aka dangerous adversaries who have a habit of kidnapping us. Now I've always wanted to have a massive battle for the glory of halloween, but jacking hell it was nothing like I envisioned. First of all I was not beating the everloving s**t out of hunters and insanity fog alike, I was more...getting paralyzed....Jacking Caelius and his overcompensating OP scythe one day I'll b***h-slap the a**... "AHEM," Well I dunno who exactly won but, I know The lead hunter got his a** handed to him (sadly not by me), and we can now welcome back out awesome professor Red!
And that's about I have time here today. I'll be back next time with more news, more information, and more importantly. MORE ROCK MUSIC! ROOAARRRRR!
