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 Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:28 pm
Room 154...room 154...rooooom...how big was this hallway?! Heidi looked somewhat dumbfounded as she wandered down the lengthy corridor of doors, eyes scanning each door. Some had names, some had signs, some just had numbers. Was that one boarded up? Weird. Wonder why. So this was her home now? This was going to take some getting used to. Fear not, young scareling! Oh, that was going to take getting used to as well. I shall help you all along the way! Day after day~.
That's cheating.
Pardon?
Heidi blinked. "What?" Could the weapon read her thoughts of something? Dude. Creepy.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:40 pm
A very large, very muscular, very naked man seemed to be coming ever closer, running full speed ahead towards Heidi. If she didn't mind herself, she was going to be barrelled off her feet by the walking destruction coming her way. Only, it seemed to be slowing.. and skidding to a halt right in front of her.
Robert put his hands on his knees when he reached Heidi, and bent to catch his breath, taking in hard and ragged sucks of air. Finally he lifted his head and stared at her with an expression that looked like a kicked puppy. A naked kicked puppy.
"YO. NEWBIE. You haven't seen a nine foot dinosaur around here, have you?!"
He sounded pretty desperate.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:48 pm
Something naked this way comes. Sang Matilda, getting Heidi's attention immediately simply for the sheer absurdity of it. Something what?! Oh it...it was a naked man.
...Whyyyyy was he naked?
Heidi blinked, her cheeks flushing with embarrassment as she tried really, really hard not to stare. He stopped in front of her and she actually backed up a step. Did she need an adult? Heidi did her best not to look completely horrified as she looked left, right, past him and then behind herself. No. They were completely alone in the hall.
Hnnnnnnnnnng this is so awkward! Heidi squeaked when the man spoke, turning back to him with obvious reluctance--why is he naked?! "U-um...no I...I haven't..?" Was he one of the monsters they were supposed to fight? "What kind of dinosaur?"
There was a pause.
She blinked.
"Did it steal your clothes?"
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:16 pm
The question sounded so preposterous to Robert, that he blinked just once, before bellowing into loud and boisterous laughter.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" His voice shook his mighty form, and he slapped his forehead before shaking his head. "No, my clothes are back in the showers. Where my dinosaur was. WAS. SOMEBODY STOLE HIM. When I find out what piece of s**t laid a hand on my dino, I'M GONNA WRECK HIM." His hands clenched and twisted in front of him, indicating a violent end to whoever had stolen his property.
"Look. It's a nine foot dino. Who cares what kind it is, just - if you see it, find me, and quick. Got it newbie?"
He patted her on the shoulder with a heavy hand, before giving her a salute and running off past her. Even as he ran, he called back over his shoulder.
"WELCOME TO DEUS!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:31 am
Hooboy! That's quite a laugh. Heidi was still blushing and keeping her eyes only on the man's face. She would not look away. She would not look away. She would not look away. Who would steal a nine-foot-tall dinosaur? "..Okay, Ralph." She'd keep an eye out for his dinosaur. And he did have a point, she supposed. Guess that meant they just weren't a common occurrence on the island. That was reassuring.
Heidi squeaked and stumbled underneath the sudden impact of a hand against her shoulder, staring at the man as he ran off.
Welcome to Deus indeed...
"Is this place always like this or is he a special case..."
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:06 pm
"Again Robert? For God's sake put some clothes on before another Hunter breaks down over the Men's Shower Fiasco!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:55 pm
"I'll just keep an eye out for him." Apparently he was a special case.
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