Pregnancy hormones were clearly affecting her judgement. For the first time ever, she ventured to the Skull Collectors and came home empty handed. Not even a parcel of dried porcinis to slate her hunger and thirst. She ended up giving them to Lull and her brood. This was all sorts of sorcery and plain what the ********. Breeding pairs were crazy and it was certainly becoming airborne. She walked to a nearby waterside to look at herself. She wasn't growing any new horns, she wasn't crosseyed nor was anything amiss. Was she actually being friendly to Lull in Sunlight on her own accord? Sighing in a deflated manner, she sank to the ground and watched nearby fish swim. Not even her insatiable hunger rose to the surface. She just watched and for once, fish were fish.
In a mood, she didn't pay the endless laughing any mind. Until she felt dainty hooves prancing very close to her. So close that when she turned her head she almost smacked into bony, oh so breakable legs. Who was the ******** idiot? Looking up, she continued her not impressed assessment.
"Hi, I'm Jackal Laugh" he said. Except each word was punctuated with a laugh and even his speaking style had a musical lilt that lent itself to the titter of chuckles.
"Hi, I don't give a ********." She forcibly returned her head to its morose position. Smart kin would get the hint but she wasn't so lucky. A cream head punctured her dark cloud of despair. He kept on laughing and asking her questions such as why she was down and if he could do anything. When she suggested he commit ritual suicide he just continued on like it was the funniest thing in the world. Not even her flame eyes scared him off. This one this one was special. Eventually she snapped and tackled the little peon to a nearby stump and demanded just why he continued his persistence.
Finally, the laughter stopped but the twinkle didn't escape from his eyes. "You see, my mate is expecting and since you're a Mare and you were looking down yourself and I like to make everyone happy and did I mention my mate was pregnant and it really looked like you were about to drown yourself but how will that happen, and when your eyes get wet do the fire never come back and do you die?"
This fool.
This bubbly, idiotic, worrisome fool was concerned over her well being. Thought she was going to kill herself and in the same breath wanted a blessing. This, this is what happened when Lull took over her blessings. The swamp gave her a much more disagreeable and annoying candidate to bless.
Not stepping off his neck she gave the sought after blessing: Your children will be smart with a good dose of self-preservation, and wise enough to never stick their foot in their mouth and dammit, healthy enough to grow up and kick your a**.
The blessing complete, she shifted to her wasp form and flew away, the buzzing of her wings erratically fast as she wondered why she didn't do this earlier. And much to her surprise, she was feeling better after all. In the distance she could hear whooping of laughs from a certain peculiar acha.
