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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:52 am
Now, I'm not a big fan of Musicals because I hated High School Musical which was a movie that I was forced to watch by a little girl. This musical however will be excused by my taste considering that this musical is set in the 80s and that there are good songs to be played in this movie. First scene was this blonde chick in the bus (she looks like a ******** pornstar) so I didn't really get to excited. Loved the first scene though, when all of them sang that song on the bus I was like "Oh this movie is going to be awesome!" but then the mugging scene came along where the blonde girl gets her suitcase mugged by a man introducing her into Los Angeles, a guy who has Harry's haircut from One Direction comes along to NOT save the day. The guy with the suitcase gets away with that b***h's suitcase and the guy with the Harry haircut introduces himself to the girl and for the rest of the movie they're like ******** Aladdin and Princess Jasmine. Like literally? After that I was like "WHUT DUH ********." But that's okay, them together made the movie I guess, but really how they met? Duh ********. And then in this one ******** scene that really irritates me was that the guy and girl sings in this music store, and the guy goes balls out, sugar-coating the musical performance, but then after the song ends the guy ends up saying "Oh I have stage fright" LIKE, b***h YOU JUST SANG IN THE MUSIC STORE IN FRONT OF 10 PEOPLE. Then after awhile the guy is convinced the pornstar b***h had sex with this one rockstar, but I wouldn't blame him I would too. LMFAO. But after being convinced the guy miraculously gets better at performing (Did I mention he was in a band?). After the performance the guy goes into his locker-room all sad and depressed and s**t and then the pornstar b***h slaps him OOOOOOOHH! LMFAO. and then the rest was all sad and s**t the guy gets famous for his last performance from capitol records and then this one black girl forces the pornstar b***h to be a stripper ROOOFL!!!! then the guy comes in with the judges and gets drafted to pop music LMFAO. They both get back together after being reunited and s**t and happy ever after like every goddamn movie
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