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 Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:22 pm
Right after the opening job-fest of the night, it was time for a promo. "International Waters" hit the PA as a camouflaged man smoking a cigar came out from the back with a smirk on his face, and the fans were then beginning to see who it was.  His glasses fogged up with smoke, and his hair spikier then a porcupine, Hiro Shin-Mozas came out from the back, Cartwright slowly following suit. Hiro blew some smoke at the fans while he strutted down the ring, Cartwright merely laughed at those fans, and even spat on one, for which...they cheered? Anyway, Hiro got in the ring, Cartwright standing right behind him, and he was ushered over a microphone. His music began to die down as he removed the cigar from his mouth, and soaked in the boos that the fans sent his way. It was almost too much for Hiro to speak through, but he loved it. Hiro loved being hated. "What a bunch of losers. Me? Getting booed? Are you joking?" Hiro said that only to get the fans to boo him louder, which they did. "The world saw what happened last Evolution. Salem Croft, one on one with Hiro Shin-Mozas, in the match of his career. Winner, well, they were going to get some sort of title opportunity. Know what happened? The General Manager of Evolution, Captain Kip-Up, he stopped the match because Guy Cancer got involved. Then, he gave the win to Salem Croft! Now you know what's happening here tonight? Salem Croft and The Number Three for the Asylum Championship, in a Straightjacket match!" The fans gave a huge pop for the match being mentioned, which got Hiro in a foul mood. "Cierra tus malditas bocas dios! Yo soy el mejor luchador en el mundo! Cartwright lo sabe, Salem Croft lo sabe, y le aseguro que lo sé! Yo no esperaría que ustedes británicos para entender de todos modos, todo el mundo sabe que sólo el gran país de Cuba puede comprender la grandeza de Hiro Shin-Mozas, mientras que el resto del mundo se esfuerza en averiguar cómo se escribe 'Dog'! Ja!"
The fans booed Hiro louder then they had all promo long. No one wanted to hear a language that basically no one could understand, and it infuriated them. Hiro responded with a large grin, and a few more puffs from his cigar. He then handed the microphone off to Cartwright, assuming that he would help make the big announcement for the night.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:54 am
Cartwright accepts the microphone and twirls it into the air before catching it and smirking to a weird mixed reaction.
Cartwright: "Gooood evening all of you ham sandwiches! Now you all know me, I'm not just the face of WWE:E. I'm a ring general, a veteran, a national treasure and the man with the rear....that makes the girls cheer."
Cartwright shakes his fine booty at the camera, getting wolf-whistles from the crowd and boos.
Cartwright: "Oh you're welcome. Now tonight is The Crusade, me and my band of merry men make another huge impact on WWE:E by winning the WWE:E Tag Team Championships and contender ship to the Remnant title. All of this after officially announcing The Hated on the previous show. It looks like someone has took notice and they are very smart to do so. I didn't even have to ask!"
Cartwright turns to Hiro.
Cartwright: "And you were very smart for choosing me to lead you all to victory. When I told you I would take you to greatness I knew I could do it, but man, all of this already?! I even amaze myself! I'm the greatest manager of all time! And with one show under my belt with you lot!"
Cartwright pats himself on the back for a job well done.
Cartwright: "To win tonight, myself, Jacob Figgins and Cyrus Darke must climb three cages and leave the bottom of the cage with the WWE:E Tag Team Championships. No small feat, especially for a team debuting for the first time tonight. But I have confidence in myself and my team. Like I said on the previous show, I've surprised, shocked and caused controversy my entire career and tonight I will do it again by winning with my team. Hate us for that you losers! Give us allllllll of your hate! Bring it ooooooon!"
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:02 pm
Hiro took the microphone away from Cartwright, smiling with pride. "Ladies and Gentlemen, let's get the rest of the group out here. Without further ado, Cyrus Darke!" Hiro gave the microphone back to Cartwright as he smoked some more of his cigar, and looked up at the stage, clapping.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:53 pm
The opening guitar riff of I am All of Me by Crush 40 started playing over the PA system and Cyrus Darke came out from the back to a chorus of boos which made him grin from ear to ear. He casually made his way to the ring, soaking up as much hatred from the fans as he possibly could. Cyrus got to ringside and climbed into the ring. He was handed the microphone from Cartwright and the crowd was still booing him and his colleagues in the ring, and he was smiling more than ever. "You people just don't get it, do you? Your boos, your hisses, your hatred... It's what we live off of. You see, Hatred is like a drug that gives us the ultimate high. And your booing is like you personally injecting it into us. So in case you morons can't figure it out, the more you hate us... the more we are going to make you hate us."The audience started booing louder at Cyrus and he started laughing like a madman. "That's right, boo me! Boo me! Hiss at me! Throw beer at me! Hate me! But just remember one thing. If you think you hate us now, just wait until we destroy your beloved Honor Guard and Kyle Dracious in the Triple Cage Match later tonight. For tonight, is our Crusade of Hatred. So speaks The Unknown Soldier."Cyrus handed the microphone back to Hiro and went to stand in the corner.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:23 pm
"Very good, very good indeed. See, Cyrus Darke hit the nail on the head right there. You are supplying us with the very thing you don't want us to have...energy. That energy is used to piss you off, make money, win championships, ******** bitches, and be the best wrestlers in the WORLD!" Hiro smoked a little bit more before realizing this cigar was just about gone. He threw it into the crowd, burning a small child with down syndrome. The fans booed him extremely loud. The smirk on his face grew larger, and he went on speaking. "Oh, cierra la boca! Boo me de algo real, no para hacer que el pequeño niño británico retrasado! Quiero decir, me abuchean por esto! Sabes que lo haré! Vete a la mierda, y tú, y tú! Boo mí! Booooo mí!"
Hiro began laughing hysterically, Cyrus Darke slightly understanding him. Cartwright kind of just smiled and nodded, not really catching any joke. The fans, they booed Hiro extremely loudly. It was almost getting too loud to hear the next thing that came out of Hiro's mouth. "Ladies and Gentlemen...You have heard announcements made about his appearance here tonight, and it's time you finally see him. Officially joining The Hated, he is, "The Next Conspiracy", JACOB FIGGINS!"
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