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 Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:28 pm
The following Six-Man Tag Team contest is a TRIPLE CAGE MATCH and is for the WWE:E Evo Tag Team Championship and Number One Contendership to the WWE:E Remnant Championship. The only way to win is to make your way to the top of the three cages, collect the championship belts located at the top, then make your way down and walk out through the cage door to the outside with the belts in hand.
If any member of the Honor Guard's team wins, the Honor Guard retain their titles and Kyle Dracious becomes the #1 Contender to the Remnant Championship. If any member of the challengers' team wins, they must decide amongst themselves who becomes the new champions and who receives the Remnant title match.
Introducing first...
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:38 am
The sound of 'Supersonic Sex Machine' by Steel Panther hits the arena as The Hated make their their entrance to a huge round of boos. Cartwright leads the way, strutting down the ramp wearing a Ric Flair-style robe and looking utterly gorgeous. Jacob Figgins appears on his left with a bag of oranges in his right hand and wearing a shockingly bright orange outfit. Cyrus is on Cartwright's right, walking down the ramp full of confidence and anger, loving all the jeers he is receiving from the fans as it makes him feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Announcer: "Introducing first, the challengers, weighing in at a combined weight of 700 pounds......THEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEED!"
They look up at the cages, enter the bottom cage and slide into the ring under the bottom rope and pose together in the centre of the ring. Cartwright gives the fans some crotch chops and thrusts to a weird mixed reaction while the crowd roars with jeers for the flexing Cyrus and orange-eating Figgy.
Commentator: "Straight into the fire for Cartwright tonight in his return to WWE:E and for The Hated's debut in the ring together."
Commentator: "They don't look worried about being inside three cages and facing the Tag Team Champions at all."
Commentator: "None of them are short on confidence, that's for sure. Let's see how well these three men work as a team tonight."
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:37 am
The lights die down in the arena and after a few seconds then Welcome to the Family by Avenged Sevenfold starts to play. Once the lyrics start fireworks go off on the entrance ramp shooting up into the air as Kyle Dracious walks out on the stage with the lights coming back on.  "Introducing their opponents first from Glasgow, Scotland weighing in at 268lbs Kyle Dracious!"The fans cheer loudly as Kyle looks back and forth through the crowd before beginning to walk down towards the ring. He stops midway on the ramp to look around at the crowd again and basked in the cheers walking to the side of the ramp giving some fans high fives before continuing his way to the ring. Once Kyle made it to ring side he casually removed his jacket and handed it to an official before looking up at the triple cage structure in front of him and then at the three men in the ring he would be facing. Kyle would casually pace back and forth outside of the cage waiting for his partners to show up before entering the cage as the music dies down.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:34 pm
((Honor Guard entrance. We're still working on it.))
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:42 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:11 am
((Some of us do have jobs, ya know...and some more than one. Just sayin'))
With all members of the champions' team present and accounted for, the trio entered the massive structure and began sizing up their competition.
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:24 pm
ninja Cartwright scoffs at his competition. He turns to his team.
Cartwright: "Look at our opponents! They don't look so tough! I am 100% confident that we can easily out-wrestle and out-brawl these noobs! We have nothing to worry about tonight guys. Let's just pace ourselves, beat them all to a bloody pulp slowly and painfully and enjoy it."
And with that, Cartwright climbs the turnbuckle before the bell has even rung, attempting to climb out of the first cage early to the amazement of his team.
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:27 pm
Seeing Cartwright trying to make a break for it early and completely writing off the champs pissed Major Devastation off in a bad way. Instead of trying to bum rush Cart, though, the Devil Dog would charge toward the ropes on the side of the ring with the turnbuckles the Brit was climbing, looking to knock him off...and hopefully, crotch himself on the top turnbuckle in the process.
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:27 am
Seeing Major run after Cartwright gave Dion an idea; he would run up to Cyrus and attempt a clothesline.
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:22 am
Gravity is not kind to Cartwright as Major bounces off the ropes which causes Cartwright to wobble, the crowd making a 'ooooo' sound as the wobble gets wilder and wilder until he can't balance himself anymore and drops on to his grapefruits. The look on Cartwright's face says it all as his eyes widen and his mouth opens in agony.
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:43 am
While all this Frackas was going on, figgy was pulling something pink out of hisleft boot...A Hello Kitty Elbowpad! He slips it onto his right elbow and searchesa for a target.He charges toward the Preoccupied Major, going for an elbow to the back of the head.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:53 pm
Cyrus saw Dion running at him for the clothesline and would duck under his arm. He would attempt a bicycle kick to Dion's face as he turned around.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:06 am
Had the Devil Dog not grabbed the top rope to halt his momentum after knocking Cartwright from his perch, he might not have spotted Figgins charging at him. With his back against the ropes, Major would wait until Figgy was probably too close to stop himself before dropping down and pulling the top rope with him, hoping to send the lunatic with the Hello Kitty elbow pad tumbling down to the concrete below.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:11 am
After nursing his poor grapefruits, Cartwright slowly stands on the turnbuckle again, seemingly determined to get out of the line of fire as quickly as he can.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:37 pm
The kick connected, staggering Dion.
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