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Tamoshanter has a long and somniferous backstory - ok not rly tho. He got here because someone PMed me one day and told me I'd won the "who has the fewest dicks contest" and gave him to me. His parents are Nega, TACO, and Viviente, and his siblings are many.

Tamoshanter is named for a type of hat, which is named for a hero in a Robert Burns poem. He speaks entirely in a poor mimicry of Scots dialect which reads more like the script of a 6-year-old trying to post in an online forum. Tamoshanter is always looking for someone to read his awful poetry to.

To give you an idea, here's some of his poetry:

hold

up

are you the ones who ran off with my hedge clippers last week? no? well they'll catch 'em

ok






Annual Easter Special is a bizarre blend of colors and patterns. She looks like a blend of a 48-pack of crayons, the Spirit of Easters Past, and a doily. She enjoys television, specifically holiday specials, and has developed a one-person cult revolving around the coming of the Greatest Easters Miracle. Or something. She's not right in the head.

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SNIPM GABANS GAGHERM SPOOTO! SPPOTED FIN SNIMF GEBANS NI GRAJB TAK SDHRM

This is Flying Festoon. She has a lot of wings and absolutely no capacity for flight, so she simply kind of falls up. She lives where the sidewalk ends.