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Matt: 'Ello (he says, knowing full well you're offline)
Matt: Now, you may ask later why I sent that
Matt: Well, it's because I felt like it
Matt: That, and I wanted to spam you with 100s of offline messages
Matt: Why?
Matt: Why the ******** not! =D
Matt: That, and I'm an annoying shite-bag
Matt: Also it'll proove how much of a conversation I can hold by myself
Matt: Trust me, I can keep a good one
Matt: Mainly because I'm insane
Matt: They say that though
Matt: That speaking to yourself is the first sign of insanity
Matt: But who are "they" exactly?
Matt: I mean "they". Non descriptive
Matt: Surely, to refer to this "they" is more insane, is this "they" are probably figaments of the imagination
Matt: Like Godzilla
Matt: But Godzilla was cool
Matt: Really cool
Matt: Like >8-] Cool
Matt: And that's mega cool
Matt: One of the common misconceptions about Godzilla is that he's a dinosaur
Matt: He's not
Matt: He's a mutated frog
Matt: Or newt
Matt: One of the two
Matt: Because the island he was on
Matt: Was nuked to hell
Matt: So he magically morphed
Matt: Kinda like the Fantastic Four
Matt: Y'know, with the space raditaion
Matt: *nerd* [8
Matt: But
Matt: That makes me thing
Matt: That there's something not quite right about that Chernobyl incident
Matt: Y'know, shitly taken care of nuclear reactor that went boom booms
Matt: It's been decades
Matt: Yet there still aren't any super-powered loonies
Matt: I'm beginning to think I've been lied to
Matt: I don't like liars
Matt: They often have a bad B.O. problem
Matt: Heh
Matt: That reminds me
Matt: In Middle School
Matt: There was this kid who smelt REALLY bad
Matt: But he was rich
Matt: So people hung around him
Matt: Being the filthy whores that they are
Matt: I, on the other hand, just cracked up laughing
Matt: Being as I couldn't stand being in the same room as that guy
Matt: Cuz, yeah. Eww.
Matt: Hmm
Matt: Just wondering
Matt: What the IM count is right now
Matt: I mean, the vertical scroll bar
Matt: The one to the right ---------------->
Matt: Is getting kinda small now
Matt: The actual blue-bar
Matt: Even with me having a full-sized IM window
Matt: =D
Matt: So
Matt: I'mma just count them all
Matt: 'Mazing
Matt: Me, count! =O
Matt: Anyhoo
Matt: *does so*
Matt: AH ********: I lost count
Matt: Around the "super powered loonies" IM
Matt: And I can't be bothered to recount
Matt: Ghey
Matt: But I'm guessing I'm nearing 50
Matt: That's like, half-way done, right?
Matt: Well
Matt: Maybe not right
Matt: Depends how high I wanna shoot
Matt: ********: Everyone's IM'n me now
Matt: Getting in the way of my record
Matt: How pissy?
Matt: >.<
Matt: Uno momento
Matt: Despite the fact that my "brb"ness won't affected you
Matt: XP
Matt: Right
Matt: That's that done
Matt: I think
Matt: DAMN MSN MESSNGER
Matt: I have, like, way over 100 contacts on that
Matt: And they're all a bunch of cunts
Matt: Yeah, including Ben
Matt: Don't tell him I said that though
Matt: Or do, I don't care
Matt: =D
Matt: Gawd
Matt: Speaking of him
Matt: He's blathering on about this gayem, sorry, game called Panzer Dragoon
Matt: Now to act like I care
Matt: Unless he's going to post me a full copy, I couldn't give a s**t
Matt: Matt: But <3 for you =D
Matt: My dirty li'l pimpstress
Matt: Ach
Matt: I've just told Ben that my game (Suikoden. You better have played it, bish!) is better than his
Matt: He's now arguing the toss
Matt: b***h
Matt: D=<
Matt: GAWD
Matt: He's now saying there's no way Suikoden could be better because it's an RPG and Panzer Dragoon is a different gay genre
Matt: When you get on
Matt: Do me a favour
Matt: Kick him upside his head
Matt: ILU 4eva if you do! <3
Matt: Ah ******** him
Matt: I'm just going to string out the "your mum" jokes now
Matt: Always works
Matt: =D
Matt: OOO!! BRB! Coffee
Matt: Not that you'll notice the brb, o'course
Matt: =D
Matt: Mmm
Matt: Coffee
Matt: Black
Matt: 2 brown sugars
Matt: Hmm, does that make me coffee-racist?
Matt: But, the liquid doesn't count as skin colour...
Matt: The mug does
Matt: So, my mug for coffee's orange
Matt: LOLGINGER
Matt: =O
Matt: Heh
Matt: Like, EVERYONE at high school
Matt: That aren't in 6th form (College years) laughs at gingers
Matt: And if you say words in sentences and they sound rude
Matt: 'Minds me
Matt: Earlier this week
Matt: My maths teacher said "toss a coin" in front of a group of Year 9s
Matt: 8th grade over there, I think
Matt: And they all cracked up laughing
Matt: XD
Matt: But that maths teacher's weird
Matt: He bought a small inflatable parrot for 78p
Matt: Off eBay
Matt: XDXDXD
Matt: Silly Maths teachers
Matt: Did I ever tell you of the time when my maths teacer (different one) said "Fine, that's the LAST time anything humourous happens in this class"
Matt: And I responded with "So you're not gonna teach us maths any more?"
Matt: Teacher just got gobsmacked
Matt: And there was a resounding "Oooo!" across the class
Matt: I so pwn
Matt: =D
Matt: [This would be the point of the convo you insert XDXDXD and/or <3!]
Matt: Come to think of it
Matt: Have you even read this much?
Matt: Or will you just see the amount of Offline messages, giggle and laugh with me later
Matt: If so, I'mma demand you to read it all
Matt: Because
Matt: If you don't say "pickled underwear" soon after we begin to talk
Matt: It's major Matt: That no amount of duct tape can fix
Matt: Y'hear?
Matt: Goodo
Matt: Hmmm
Matt: I entered my Gaia avi into a contest
Matt: But it won't be up until Monday evening or whatever
Matt: Link's in the guild forums
Matt: 10 me and ILU<3
Matt: =DDD
Matt: Hmmm
Matt: I wonder if I should keep IM'n you until you come online
Matt: Or stop now
Matt: I should PROBABLY stop
Matt: Won't
Matt: Shou;d
Matt: Should*
Matt: Won't
Matt: =DD
Matt: However, I may play Mario Smash Footbal for awhile, recruit for the guild and generally avoid my pressuring coursework
Matt: And then get back to you
Matt: So
Matt: BBL <3
Matt: Heh
Matt: Ben's a one-eyed clown
Matt: Because he put +P
Matt: After a discussion about the fact that you're gonna kill me when you get online
Matt: Because of these hundreds of offline IMs
Matt: MAKE SURE YOU GET DOWN THE NUMBER! <3
Matt: And back to BBLand
Matt: Heh
Matt: Any offline messages Ben sends you
Matt: Are blatant copies
Matt: Plus, I'm whoring this chat to the guild
Matt: =D
Matt: Just so as you know
Matt: Well, WILL know, when you get your arse online
Matt: ^-^
Matt: Anyhoo
Matt: Will your computer crash if you get loads of these?
Matt: And if I say "I damn well hope so", will you castrate me?