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I done goofed big time.

So my parents thought my boyfriend Ben was around my friend Jacob's age (26) since we all hang out together.
Well, my mom asked me what I was doing Saturday night and I told her.
"Going to Ben's 31st birthday party"

OMG she flipped her s**t and now she thinks he's going to take advantage of me. rofl If anything, he's really scared to because he knows my Dad is a retired police officer.
And she's also concerned because she thinks he's just going to "play around with my heart until someone better comes along"

She doesn't seem to realize that out of three boyfriends, he's the only one that has treated me like a lady. :V

It's a little unnerving because I'm secretly a 40 year old male under cover cop. ninja

Nah, it's cool. This website is unknown to everyone that I am investigating so it's okay to talk about here. 3nodding