The camera fades-in to Cartwright and Jacob Figgins sitting at a desk. On the opposite side of it is a smart looking man in a white suit.

???: "So gentlemen, tell me about your problems."

Both Cartwright and Figgins look at each other hesitantly, but Cartwright strikes first.

Cartwright: "There's a cameraman where I work who insists on bringing his....stupid, ugly, disgusting, smelly FURRY FREAK ANIMALS....to work with him. I HATE THEM! THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY!"

The mysterious man nods.


???: "OK.....and you Mr. Figgins?"

Figgy: "THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO STEAL MY ORANGES!"


The man shakes his head.

???: "Why would they want your oranges?"


Figgings leaps out of his seat and on to the table.


Figgy: "I don't know, but I bet you know! You're working with them, aren't you?"


Cartwright stands up. He helps Figgins off the table and sits him back down on the chair.


Cartwright: "I think he has a problem doctor."


Figgins: "Yes. With him and his government Cartwright. He wants my oranges."


Cartwright: "No! Don't you dare take his oranges! They are delicious!"


Doctor: "Calm down you two. Remember why you are here. WWFG sent you here so that I could help you."

Figgins: "You mean help them to CONTROL OUR MINDS!"


Cartwright: "WHAT?! NO! KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM MY BRAIN YOU ZOMBIE!"


Figgins: "The oranges will save us."


Cartwright: "Hurray oranges! Man's best friend! NOT LIKE THOSE FURRY FREAK ANIMALS YOU CALL DOGS!"


Figgins: "ALL PRAISE THE GLORIOUS ORANGE!"

Figgins takes an orange out the bag of oranges that he carries with him at all times. He and Cartwright admire the orange as the doctor shakes his head.

Doctor: "Why did I agree to this?"

The camera fades-out.

[TO BE CONTINUED NEXT SHOW]