Welcome, one and all, to this prestigious moment in your history of Christmas parties!
Long have I coveted the power of Claus and every time I attempted to snatch it, was thwarted by that jolly buffoon. But this year is diiiffereeent~ And I owe it... to all of you!
Your fighting, this war, it has fueled discontent and sent merriment cowering away. Claus' power drained, and with that, I was able to subdue him with ease!
But fear not, fear not, oh malicious members, for I have taken his place as it should be! None of his boorish gifts for you though, I have scattered them in hiding. Oh no, this year, you will all eventually come under my mind control and become the one making gifts... for me!! Heheheh heh heh heh!!
