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 Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:21 pm
Bears. They seem like cute creatures; being fuzzy, caring for their young, catching fish, eating honey, and stealing the occassional pick-a-nick basket. However, within this misleading package lies the heart of a killer.
The bears mean to bring society down around our ears. They stealthfully sneak after us as we camp out and wait until we are least expecting it...then bam! they eat our kids. Sometimes, they even drag them off and convert them into another bear.
Remember people, no matter how cute the cubs seem, they only think sadistic thoughts of bathing in your blood. The next time you see a bear, shoot it with a turret. If you do not have a turret, put one on your car. Nothing is complete without a turret.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:14 pm
I always thought all the anti-bear hype was overexaggerating, but now I see the light! I should tell my dad to stop cheering for the bears. It's a freaking country bear jambaroo around here! surprised
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:53 pm
bears are like gignatic mouseys!!!!
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:22 am
Llama Demon They stealthfully sneak after us as we camp out and wait until we are least expecting it...then bam! they eat our kids. Sometimes, they even drag them off and convert them into another bear. That made me rofl.
xD
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thewrongedrose Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:47 am
Llama Demon Bears. They seem like cute creatures; being fuzzy, caring for their young, catching fish, eating honey, and stealing the occassional pick-a-nick basket. However, within this misleading package lies the heart of a killer.
The bears mean to bring society down around our ears. They stealthfully sneak after us as we camp out and wait until we are least expecting it...then bam! they eat our kids. Sometimes, they even drag them off and convert them into another bear.
Remember people, no matter how cute the cubs seem, they only think sadistic thoughts of bathing in your blood. The next time you see a bear, shoot it with a turret. If you do not have a turret, put one on your car. Nothing is complete without a turret.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:12 pm
Exponential Smoothing I always thought all the anti-bear hype was overexaggerating, but now I see the light! I should tell my dad to stop cheering for the bears. It's a freaking country bear jambaroo around here! surprised Watch out for Urlacher. He's smarter than the average Bear.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:19 pm
xd The title made me think of The Colbert Report. I don't care whether the reference was intended or not.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:49 pm
I shall gather up a bear army and lead them into battle against the llamas.
Uwahahahaaaa. >:3
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:24 pm
[Senseless Violence] I shall gather up a bear army and lead them into battle against the llamas.
Uwahahahaaaa. >:3 Impossible! The bears will attack you first! And then they'll command their own army of salmon-killing bears and kill more fish and people! By then, the only defense that people will have is the list of 100 ways to protect against bears that is apparently at colbertnation.com! *site is blocked by my ISP, so I don't know for sure, but it was mentioned on the show once*
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:36 pm
Can't...breathe...laughing...too...hard... rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:28 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria [Senseless Violence] I shall gather up a bear army and lead them into battle against the llamas.
Uwahahahaaaa. >:3 Impossible! The bears will attack you first! And then they'll command their own army of salmon-killing bears and kill more fish and people! By then, the only defense that people will have is the list of 100 ways to protect against bears that is apparently at colbertnation.com! *site is blocked by my ISP, so I don't know for sure, but it was mentioned on the show once* Get a new ISP as fast as possible. It is run by the bears.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:29 pm
[Senseless Violence] I shall gather up a bear army and lead them into battle against the llamas.
Uwahahahaaaa. >:3 The llamas are unstopable, fool. We have magics that would make your head explode from an overload of awesomeness.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:31 pm
Llama Demon KoopaTroopaMaria [Senseless Violence] I shall gather up a bear army and lead them into battle against the llamas.
Uwahahahaaaa. >:3 Impossible! The bears will attack you first! And then they'll command their own army of salmon-killing bears and kill more fish and people! By then, the only defense that people will have is the list of 100 ways to protect against bears that is apparently at colbertnation.com! *site is blocked by my ISP, so I don't know for sure, but it was mentioned on the show once* Get a new ISP as fast as possible. It is run by the bears. Sadly, I have no control on the matter. However, my parents are planning on getting rid of it at the end of this month. Hopefully, they'll replace it with something that lacks parental blocks.
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