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Captain Osumilite's status in the media and connections in high and low places had made him somewhat of a commodity to the Negaverse. For newer recruits, he was utilizing his assets to help them infiltrate the civilian society, although he never felt there was much he could do with teenaged boys and girls who already devoted most of their life to high school and extracurricular. Sure, perhaps there was something, but truthfully a driving force in his reluctance was simply that he didn't want to hang around teenagers.

One, that would be creepy. Two, teenagers are annoying little turds. Three, enough said.

But occasionally they'd bring in someone older - a Lieutenant Halite, he was told. He had called them through the handy Negaverse communication crystal and told them to meet him on the WKDC, Channel 6 News studio roof for a little chit-chat about his or her future.

Of course, he quickly grew impatient and began to pass the time on a cigarette, smoking the time away.

Osumilite smiled. Well now, if the Negaverse used a girl like this as a model for future recruits, perhaps he wouldn't mind being a part of the welcome party after all. The girl was a drop-dead gorgeous bombshell.

"Captain Osumilite," he introduced himself, his grin still strong. He tossed the cigarette to the side, not needing to devote any of his attention to it when he could be devoting all of his attention onto the pretty little thing before him. He reached out his hand to offer it to her as he spoke. "You must be Lieutenant Halite. I must say it is a pleasure to meet you."

"I've been asked to welcome you to the Negaverse and help get you situated, and also work closely, very closely, with you and help you make the all the right moves to get you to where you desire in life," he said. "We're going to have to get to know each other pretty intimately in order to do this, so why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself. What is your name, your real name, and what you do for a living?"

He paused for a moment.

"Don't worry, this is all just between you and me. I'm very discreet," he winked.

s**t, s**t, s**t. He couldn't let her see him sweat, but he knew this girl. She works in his studio. Moreover, he's slept with her. ******** see," he started, not quite sure what the best way to approach this would be. Should he reveal his identity to her in return...or perhaps he could have a little bit more fun with her.

"You work right here? Very interesting," he continued. "I do enjoy the news from this station. That Tag Swagger guy is the only guy in the media who stands up for our story, the one who knows the truth about what's going on in this city. Do you know him? He seems like a great guy."

Captain Osumilite glanced down at his feet, then his eyes made their way up Lieutenant Halite's body as he grinned.

"That's good to hear," he said, probably sounding Fifty Shades of Creepy with his satisfaction that a stranger is very, very good at what he does. He tried to play dumb, but it lasted all of a few syllables before he just became straight dumb. "Did you uh...How good exactly? I mean like, anywhere he can make improvements? Would you be willing to fill out a satisfaction form?"

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself," he teased. "Tag Swagger. It's a pleasure...wasn't it?"

Osumilte smirked as Halite's face grew pink. He was an a**, wasn't he?

"Maybe I am," he shrugged. "But I don't get any complaints."

"When did you join our little organization anyways?" he asked. "Don't tell me you were one of us all the way back when we last had some fun together - something I should we do more often, by the way. Don't get me wrong, its nice to have you aboard, but I can't help but have questions. I'm sure you do, too."