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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:05 pm
This match is set for one fall, in which the winner will receive an Evo Tag Championship match with the superstar of their choosing!
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:04 pm
On a cold winter morning, In the time before the light, In flames of death's eternal reign, We ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down, And the times are tough alright, The sound of evil laughter falls, Around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, Through the wastelands evermore, The scattered souls will feel the hell Bodies wasted on the shore
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain, We watch them as they go, Through the fire and pain and once again we know! "Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce hits the speakers as the crowd is sent into a flurry of boos. Just as the word 'know' came out of the speakers, white pyro shot down from the top of the Titantron, and orange and green pyro shot out from the sides of the stage. A few moments later, Hiro stepped out from the back in his black hoodie, gaining even more boos then just his music. He started his way down the ramp, but stopped to point to the stage, where Cartwright was now making his way out from the back as well, clapping for Hiro and pointing at him, giving him thumbs up and what not. So now we're flying we're free...We're free before the thunderstorm..On towards the wilderness...Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown...Far beyond the moonlight...Deep inside our hearts and all our souls!
So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days...
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
Hiro made it to the end of the ramp, and quickly headed up the steel steps, entering the ring through the middle and top ropes. He told the ref to grab him a microphone, a demand that the ref quickly made sure was met. Hiro then took it from his hands, and spoke, his music dying down for him. "The following...massacre....is scheduled for a one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Cartwright, from Tokyo, Japan by way of Havana, Cuba...I weigh in at 247 pounds.....and I am the most HATED man in G-Fedding history....Hiro Shin-Mozas....." Hiro then gave the ref back the microphone, and he turned to face the stage, awaiting his opponent for tonight.
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:00 pm
((We should soooooooo recruit Team Gangnam!)) Cartwright raises a microphone of his own to his sexy lips. The crowd try to boo him out of building, still shocked that he would align himself with Hiro.
Cartwright: "What a joke of a match this is. Captain Kip-up is wasting everyone's time with this match.
The camera shows the fans in the arena giving Cartwright the dreaded two-thumbs down. Oh no!
Cartwright: "Do you people have a problem with who I choose to associate myself with?"
The crowd continues to boo louder and louder.
Cartwright: "What is there to dislike about this? I am a WINNER. ((STUFF DELETED BY A BIG BABY))!"
Chants of 'NO! NO! NO!' echo throughout the arena.
Cartwright: "I understand what it is. Why you are all booing us so loudly. ((STUFF DELETED BY MUPPET))
That doesn't sit well with the fans at all.
Cartwright: "Here's another thing, Hiro has to call himself the most hated man in...G-Fedding....whatever the hell that is. What has this man done that's been so bad? Who here hasn't cause a bit of controversy? Big deal as far as I'm concerned. I cause controversy every single day, ever since I began my wrestling career. It never did me any harm. Hell I caused controversy as soon as I woke up this morning. I forgot that I wasn't wearing any clothes when I left the hotel with a group of local strippers.....oh well! You can all wake up to seeing my huge, throbbing wang on the front pages of the crap sheets tomorrow morning and you will buy them and frame them because it is the greatest wang that has ever existed. Sometimes it hurts having such an amazing c**k you know....?"
The crowd chants 'YOU SUCK!' at Cartwright, who gives them a crotch-chop to show how he feels about them to boos.
((LOL SOME LOSER EDITTED-OUT THE EPICNESS THAT WAS HERE SPACKERS))
Hiro decides to take the microphone off Cartwright so that his opponent can come up. Cartwright sighs and then gyrates at the fans to cheer himself up in an uberly sexy manner.
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:55 pm
As though answering the prayers of the disgruntled fans in attendance, the lights would suddenly cut off completely, the sound of mega-generators whirring down as a silence crept over the darkened arena. A voice cut through the shroud of black, a masculine voice that caused the audience to stir once again with excitement. "Allow me to introduce myself." the mystery man said, the stage illuminated with a red glow that engulfed the entrance ramp, as well. Stepping out from behind the curtain, a silhouette stood amidst the fog that rolled in with him. Before long, the smoke clouded the figure from view and all that was left of him was a veiled outline. "You see...my name is Salem Croft...and I've been summoned here for one reason, and one reason only...to dominate."Tilting his head back, Salem let out a fiendish howl that pierced the stadium's stillness as his music began playing. With the explosion of pounding drums and shredding guitar, the house lights flared in blinding fashion to expose Salem to the crowd for the first time. The man sported a broad frame, sculpted and toned from years of training and exercise into a muscular, athletic physique. Bare-chested, his muscles glinted with trace beads of sweat that caught the overbearing set lights in the rafters above. His skin was bronzed, but not the spray-on variety - clearly, he had some exotic blood venturing through his veins to give his skin such a natural tan. The jet black hair that hung down to his brows seemed to indicate some Native American predominance, but surely his heritage wasn't up for discussion tonight. Hands wrapped to the elbows, black combat boots buttoned up over his buckled and zippered trip pants, Salem appeared ready for a battle as he stared down at the ring with a look of unquestionable resolve, drawing the microphone once again to his lips. "...And from what I understand," Salem continued. "You're the man I have to beat in order to get my shot at a title, as was promised in the sign-on package that your GM offered me when I took the job to wrestle here. But after hearing all of that...I have to say, I'm pretty unimpressed."Salem's expression became gnarled, like a stubborn root who's sole purpose was to trip passers-by. His eyes lowered into a more fierce stare, and for a second it felt as though the very temperature of the arena had risen by fifteen degrees in the snap-second that it took for his demeanor to change. "I am the future of this company!" Salem boldly declared, provoking a reaction of excitement out of the seat-fillers in the stands. "I am the Heir Apparent of Hardcore! I am the Enigmatic Anomaly! I am the Charismatic Cavalier! And once I've finished teaching the two of you a lesson in that regard...I'll be making a victim out of whoever is unfortunate enough to be holding my belt!"Drawing his hands around his waist, Salem mimicked the Aaron Rodgers touchdown celebration, polishing an invisible championship belt three times. During each motion, the stage would erupt with fire from the Titantron, a series of three bursts that rocked the ground of the stadium before Salem tilted his head back, spewing fire from his mouth like a demon. Growling loud enough to be heard without the use of a microphone, Salem thrust his right hand towards the canvas of the ring, singling out Hiro as the adrenaline-inducing music finished playing, the possessed man running down to the ring and sliding under the bottom rope to charge head-first at Hiro, not bothering to listen for whether the bell had rang or not.
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:13 pm
"woah woah woah..." Tim's voice sounded off. The GM of Evo came out in his jersey. "...woah... Now before we get started I have some things to say. First of all, nobody wants to think of your wang Cartwright and I might give you a strike just for that horrid imagery. I like to taste my meals only once after all. Speaking of the "Gentleman" with the steel wool on his face, maybe you could make yourself useful since you wanted to run your mouth in my ring and stand in on this match." Tim smiled. "You see, I have a little surprise. Call it an insurance policy to make sure this match is at the proper level. You see I may be new but I know what the people like. I know what makes the audience leave satisfied. They want to see this match...contained. So I am making this match...a lumberjack match!" the crowd roared in applause, going wild at the thought. "Without further ado, Cartwright. Get out of the ring and get ready...and.. bring in...the lumberjacks!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:52 pm
Cartwright kicks the bottom rope in anger, shouting and moaning at Tim for changing the rules so suddenly! He exits the ring and waits for the match to begin.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:41 pm
At the final echo of the GM's boisterous announcement, a tall figure emerged from behind the stage entrance to make his presence known. He had a large, dark-tanned physique built from years of gruelling training and brutal unsanctioned battles. His attire was minimal; he wore black shorts with a red T, black gloves reminiscent of those used in MMA, and thick, onyx leather boots. What stood out was his stare, a rigid stare on a rough face shrouded with messy black hair. No one was sure of what to think of him, just only a lumberjack used to keep this match in order. They were right, for now.
He stood at the entrance, looking to his left, then right, then straight ahead towards the ring. He brought his hands up in a guard position and began a fast shadow-boxing routine; left jab, right cross, left elbow uppercut, right knee, left middle kick, and a final spinning right high kick. After the final strike, he ran down the ramp and stopped at the left side of the ring. He turned his attention to the combatants in the ring and entered into a Muay Thai stance, ready for whoever would be thrown out, ready for when he can experience the bloody-sweet taste of combat once again.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:58 pm
((Two more Lumberjacks, permission was granted from Tim))
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:01 pm
Coming out behind this tall man came Cyrus Darke. He came down to ringside and stared at the combatants in the ring before walking around to the far side of the ring to stand by the broadcast table.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:43 pm
And behind Cyrus was Fox, who came out swaying in his walk..Drunk and carefree, Cancer stopped right in front of the ring. Not bothering to turn left or right.. maybe because it didn't even occur to him. All he was told, was get out there and be a lumberjack.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 6:58 pm
Behind Fox came Kyle Dracious who walked out from the back slowly with a grin on his face. Kyle walked down the ramp towards the ring he looked around at the other lumberjacks before making his way around the ring and stood by the announce tables.
Behind Kyle however was the massive 6ft 10 Thangor slowly walking down to the ring with a angry look on his face. Thangor walked down to the ring and stood at the bottom of the ramp facing the ring not moving.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:43 pm
Boxer walked down to the ring in his street clothes looking rather bored to be there. He didn't care who won.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:11 pm
Salem came head first Hiro, but Hiro looked to counter it by driving a knee into the head of the oncoming Salem.
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:32 am
All Salem could hear was the bell ringing as he bolted towards Hiro, barely paying attention to the surprise announcement that Tim had made. Though the addition of lumberjacks would surely pose an interesting obstacle for Croft to overcome, he would first have to overcome the wily antics of his present opponent, Hiro.
Speaking of Hiro, Salem found himself presented with a rising knee from his opponent as he charged across the canvas. Showing off a glimpse of his abstract move-set and athletic ability, Salem would counter the knee by planting his hands on Hiro's raised leg, flipping vertically overtop the decorated veteran. However, his evasion was more than a means to avoid a jaw-breaking blow...
As Salem flipped, his legs stiffened straight and arm wrapped around Hiro's neck. His lengthy legs crashed down into the top rope behind Hiro, causing Salem to bounce back through the air the way he came, adding momentum to what he planned to be a ring-rocking DDT reversal when he came down with Hiro in the headlock.
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