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LOOK ALIVE SUNSHINE
109 in the sky but the pigs won’t quit,
You’re here with me. Dr. Death Defying
I’ll be your surgeon, your proctor, your helicopter
Pumpin’ out the slaughtermatic sounds to keep you alive
A system failure for the masses
Antimatter for the master plan
Louder than God’s revolver and twice as shiny

This one’s for all you rock n rollers
All you crash queens and motor babies

Listen up!
The future is bulletproof
The aftermath is secondary!
It’s time to do it now and do it loud.
Killjoys, Make some noise!

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na

Na Na Na by My Chemical Romance began blaring over the speakers as Boxer Anarchy stepped out from behind the curtains with a microphone in his hand and a duffel bag on his back. He had a smug and satisfied look on his face and the crowd boo’d the hell out of him for all of his assaults he had done on the WWFG roster earlier in the evening. Two of Boxer’s cohorts in the attacks had already been identified as Rex Kobra and Andrew Kelly but it felt as though Boxer had more unseen allies. The demon walked down the ramp as his new titantron and music continued to blast, the videos in the titantron were of earlier in the evening of all the muggings he and his allies had committed.



Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs, I don’t need it
But I’ll sell what you got, take the cash and I’ll keep it
Eight Legs to the wall, hit the gas, kill them all
And we crawl and we crawl and we crawl
You be my detonator

Love, gimme love, gimme love I don’t need it
But I take what I want from your heart and I’ll keep it
In a bag, in a box, put an X on the Floor
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more
Shut up and sing it with me

Boxer ran down the ramp, uncharacteristically stopping to high five the children in costume for WWFG’s Halloween show. He ran up to the camera and feigned a punch right at the lens that caused the cameraman to stagger back a few steps. Boxer laughed at him. For the television audience the camera angle jumped between Boxer making his entrance and the titantron, much like D-Generation X’s entrance.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(From mall security)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(To every enemy)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(We’re on your property)
Standing in V Formation

The demon hopped up onto the apron as the crowd showered him with a mix of both boos and cheers. Boxer turned around and stuck up his middle finger waving it across the crowd before pointing it and yelling something inaudible into the camera.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(Let’s blow an artery)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(Get plastic surgery)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(Keep your apology)
Give us more detonation!

More, gimme more, gimme more

At that point the music began to fade out as Boxer entered the ring. He walked into the center of the ring and a red spotlight came down on him that he held his arms up to before the light returned to normal.

The demon paced around the ring for a few moments before sitting down on the turnbuckle with his feet resting on the second rope. Boxer smiled as the crowd showered him with a mix of boos and cheers, though the boos still outweighed the cheers but it was clear the demon had his fans.

“Look alive sunshines.” Boxer finally spoke. “It means to stay alert, always be on your toes because you never know when chaos is going to erupt and destroy you. Like it did earlier to Salem, Claire, Jack, Cyrus and the remaining competitors in the world championship tournament; all except for Hiro and Dion who have yet to come out for their match.”

“A system failure for the masses, Antimatter for the master plan.” Boxer paused for another moment. “It means that the world as you know it is coming to an end because I… no we are the antimatter, the cure to the master plan, to the era of bullshit created by the very people who created this industry. We are a means to an end that has been promised for a very long time.”

“The future is bulletproof, the aftermath is secondary.” Boxer paused yet again, giving the crowd a moment to reflect on his words. “It means the future is ours for the taking and it doesn’t matter who gets in our way because we will bring them down. It doesn’t matter how much Allstate you have you will never be protected from mayhem like ME! The aftermath is secondary; there is no time to think about the consequences. It’s go big or go home.”

“Those of you who watched FWD may have some idea as to what is going on and to those of you who missed it, don’t worry I’m about to explain it. Basically I tried to make a change in EWA, it didn’t go that well but I tried. I have had a bit of a revelation since then. Things aren’t going to change, even if I were to dethrone the corrupt leaders of the various G-Fedding organizations equally corrupt leaders would take their place. I tried to make all of you see it but you are too thick skulled and want to cling desperately onto your ideas and the concept of kayfabe. It’s enough to drive a demon insane… but no matter. My change in attitude is quite simple, if I can’t change people opinions, I can just make the people go away. It’s really quite simple and all it takes is one spark to ignite a revolution. All it takes is one spark to ignite an explosion… and one explosion to create, chaos. Chaos that I have only just begun to unleash upon the wrestling world and Chaos that will continue to grow and grow into a rebellion and lead to a change of thinking and a change of ideals.”

The crowd gave Boxer mixed responses as they had heard all this before, but something seemed different about Boxer, like something had finally snapped in his head… well… more than usual. “I am going to create chaos wherever I go, whenever I want and to whoever I want because I can.” The crowd started booing Boxer more, things were getting back to normal for the demon. “I am not alone however. I am continuing to assemble my army of chaos. Those of us you see tonight, we are just the beginning. There will be more as there always are. But for now allow me to introduce you to a few of the members of Chaos Unleashed! Killjoys, make some noise”

((come out in whatever order you want.))