Once Upon a Time....
A girl stood in a dark forest...
.....the girl was looking for something.
She searched and searched, but then heard a sound...
"Who's there?" She called out as she looked around her.
"OmgIisonfiyah, here to take you on a magical journey to save the world from evil Powdered Donuts." A strange man yelled cheerily, riding around on a cloud made from sunshine, rainbows and blowjobs.
The girl made a face that looked like O.o "Why are they evil? What flavor are they!"
Just then! The evil powdered donuts surrounded them!! Their evil eyes lust with hunger as their sugary goodness dripped from their mouths like drool.
Yet...as the wind shifted, it was clear that a storm was coming.
A storm that reeked of blood, flesh and s**t.
The donuts felt the storm coming as well...and hissed as they retreated. Though, one seemed too hungry to retreat as it floated between the two. Suddenly, it attacked the OmgIisonfiyah.
Out of nowhere the epic dark elf Chris jumped out of the shadows and slashed at the donut with his might sword! Then he tripped on a rock...
.....and fell next to a random banana split as it seemed someone had left their picnic. The picnic basket filled with many sweets including cookies and cupcakes as a picnic blanket laid underneath the basket. Whoever left it must have been in a hurry...
"Now for something completely different." Fiyah stated and the scenery changed, they were now on a fabulous beach with waves and an ice-cream cart.
The sand turned to ice, and ice skates appeared on everyone's feet.
Already wearing ice skates, Sean skated by shouting insanities like...
....... "I EAT FRIED CHICKEN WITH NINJA SPIT ON IT YEAH!" then Sean had a rock thrown at him by Chris, sadly the same rock Chris had tripped on earlier.
The same ninja, that apparently had spit on Sean's fried chicken, was currently meditating by a beautiful cherry blossom tree.
Meanwhile...the girl still searched for.....
....her brother who had went missing long ago. She traveled the world to find him, yet no matter where she searched she couldn't find him.
Her only clue to finding him was........
..... a picture stained with blood and smelled like poop. On the back, a message was written. Which was...
"Dearest sister, I am sorry if you're reading this now. I am currently in the city of sin, getting drunk and wasting all of our parents' life savings on hookers and cheese. I know it will take you a long time to find me since you don't know what the City of Sin is. Goodbye."
The girl stood there recalling the note....and said
"Where is this damnable city?!" Continuing to search and ended up...
....looking up the definition of damnable to see if that was an actual word. "Oh well..." She concludes as she throws the dictionary book behind her and continues on her quest.
This led her to innumerable battles with dragons, slaying them and claiming their souls to give her words of power. With a mighty Fus-Ro-Da, she continued through the irradiated nuclear wasteland in search of the City of Sin.
After leaving the Nuclear wasteland, with tentacles and eye balls that suddenly jumped off running away screaming "RUN AWAY!", she continued on into the unknown foggy demise of an elephant graveyard! Hearing laughing around her she started to freak her self out.
The laughing coming from the fog itself as glowing eyes began to appear from within the fog!
Oh God, it was the Crazy Otakus! Come to satisfy their fetishes for Tentacle Rape. Fortunately, Admins appeared and...
..were riding horrible beasts with tentacles ready to attack the poor girl! How is that lucky? I'll tell you why!!! They're blind. Literally the beasts are blind and the admins have to direct them the right way.
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