Rap battle time.

The contestants are Sackboy from LittleBigPlanet, and Big Daddy from Bioshock.

BEGIN!

Sackboy: (silence)

Big Daddy: (lots of moans and groans echo through his diving suit)

It seems we'll have to let Stephen Fry and the Little Sister sub for them...

*Zoom out to a studio where the showdown footage turns out to be on a TV*

TV show host: And this is how the dumbest rap battle in history started...