Upon Cart's last sentence, the spot light once more focuses upon the entrance ramp as 'Black Dwarf' by Candlemass blasts onto the speakers. With a flourish of dragon slaying epicness, Jacob Figgins explodes onto the stage. An eruption of cheers nearly matching that of Cartwright's reception
Announcer A: WHAT!? GBL's reach has extended even further with nabbing Figgins for his team. This man left his mark all over the place, and now he has come to do the same in WWFGAnncouncer B: Well, not too sure how this team will gel, but it is sure that Team Jed and Team Izzy have a run for their moneyJacob lolygags a bit to slap hands with the fans, an uproarus chant of "Welcome back " echoing through the arena. Before he meets his destination he stops to kiss a few female fans on the cheek before he jumps into the ring. Shaking hands with GBL and then Cart before slipping the mic into his left hand.
"Finally, the fantastic fabled founding father of the Figgified nation has forced his way into this fierce foray. Now I am usually a man to not make a big deal about my returns and departures, But this opportunity laid at my feet and I had to take it. But it is not Jay who is to be thanked for this. It is you all, when I traveled the world, when I was in court, when I was in prison for a crime I did not commit. I had very loyal company. Letters, emails, wall posts, hell I even got a few phone calls from you guys, the Figgified nation. "
Figgins pauses as a loud pop erupts through the arena, he slips off his shades.
"But, some people may wonder why one like me may come here to a WWFG bringing in a new age. I mean, I wrestled in this circuit since it was founded, I've seen many legends come and go. I've seen countless companies arise and become forgotten. A lot of people may consider me the relic of a golden age. But to be honest I cannot be defined by age, I am a timeless wrestler. In any era, I am a household name. Through my many campaigns through this circuit,I left WWFG pretty much untouched. I had a strange superstition about being in companies owned by former tag partners. Well I came to fix that. "
A chuckle fall from his lips
"WWFG, the full might of the Figgified Nation is about to free fall upon you. And when it happens, go ahead and call the police, call the FBI, phone in the national guard, write a letter to your damn congressman! Go ahead, it's too late, the Fig Effect is here to stay"
Figgy raises the mic and with perfect time the crowd responds with "Yuppies!"