'The Englishman' Cartwright is shown backstage to cheers from the crowd. He is wearing a smashing suit, trousers and shoes. There is a cameraman also on-screen who Cartwright is talking to. The cameraman is on his break and petting his pet rabbit.

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Cartwright: "Oh great! Now we can bring animals to work! I'm gonna get me a crocodile."

CM: "Don't bring him here. Mr. Fluffy Wiggums here would be scared."

Cartwright: "That's the point! Get that fur ball outta here you spacker!"

CM: "Mr. Fluffy Wiggums is very sick. I need to look after him."

Cartwright: "You know where we come from we eat rabbits?"

The cameraman looks shocked.

CM: "YOU.....YOU MONSTER!"

Cartwright: "I am a monster! Here me roar! Come here you hairy big toothed freak!"

The rabbit pukes all over Cartwright's smashing suit. Cartwright looks disgusted.

Cartwright: "Ewwwwwwwww! I don't want to eat that thing! I'm outta here! Later Captain Furry!"

Cartwright stomps-off to the toilets to clean himself.

CM: "I told him Mr. Fluffy Wiggums wasn't well. Come on now Mr. Fluffy Wiggums, it's time for your medicine."

The camera fades-out with the cameraman feeding the rabbit marbles.