Larry: Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooo
I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh everybody's got a ...
Archibald: Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...
Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue
Archibald: Ahhhhhh! (Tackles Larry)
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