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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:28 pm


Dakota was training hard, and working up a sweat. Little beads slid down a pack of abs that Dakota was now proudly boasting. No they weren't the crazy abs of a crazy workout fiend but they were there, they were there and they were sexy.

And he was training with his shirt off to make sure that when the ladies walked by, they would see the sexiness as well. In the back of his head, LMFAO Sexy and I know it song was booming loudly.

Especially when it was throw in with this kind of dance:

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Was he even really training?
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:44 pm


A three mile run wasn't exactly something that Leon settled for as part of his exercise routine. It was like a warm up, a prelude to the rest of the physical trials he had to endure. It was supposed to be a light run then more strength training in the gym, and the towel that was slung over his chest was going to get drenched.

Cept the room was already in use, somewhat as the green eyed hunter blinked at Dakota and his.... weird.... cardio.... routine. The hunter just arched an eyebrow at the loony trainee and roll his eyes at the egotistical buffoon. It was guys like him that tend to ruin a gyms morale. except the guys that he saw doing that was more ripped. "if you start dry humping your own visage in the mirror, I'll be forced to physically throw you out, Dakota." The chainsaw wielder grumbled out as he slipped off the towel form his neck and onto the nearby bench as he went about his stretches, hopefully in peace.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:55 pm


"Please Leon, You couldn't even lift me over your knee and spank me." The moon hunter scoffed at the life one and looked over his shoulder at the resident gym rat. "Don't even be jealous of the mad moves I got baby boo..." he repeated with a accent and swayed his hips in a thrusting motion at Leon.

"What are you even doing over there? Are you working out? You looking like one of the big guys in the mall who bench a subway sandwich to their mouth...You know the footlongs. Man I would kill for a 5$ subway footlong. A real decent meal since forever..."

Plus carbs and a lot of sauce. And meat and veggies. There would be no bread and only stuffing. He obviously didn't get the memo about Leon wanting to work out.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:38 pm


The moon hunter only got an eye roll from Leon as he scoffed. "given with how Physics work with the center of gravity and brute, strength, I'm sure I can and pile drive your face into the floor to boot." he said dryly and did a toe touch stretch, brushing off the hunters ego. and doing his best to ignore the raunchy movements that Dakota was trying to show off

"Yeah Dakota, no." all the no's were stated as Dakota began to talk about sandwiches. "Just cuz i don;t box anymore does not mean I cant keep myself in prime fighting condition." he stated with a grumble in his voice. He was not a gym rat, he was an athlete. there were difference that he felt at times, only those who compete could understand. it sucked.

The more Dakota talked, the narrower Leon's eyes got at the bloke. "You look like the kind of person who would want a footlong in their mouth." he said with a snerk and made a gagging face at the topic of $5 subs. "That is not a good, meal, when in doubt go homemade. at least you would know what you are eating."

There really was no chance at working out in peace, not while there were fellow hunters eating horrible food.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:01 pm


"I doubt that as well Short stuff." Dakota repeated the motions and added spinning to it, just to you know...annoy the life hunter. "Wow you sound Marcus when you say it like that. No Dakota, Dakota no, Dakota stop." He loved Marcus, but because he loved him he could mimic him so well.

"Why did you stop boxing anyways? I'm sure you could start a group here for it, HELL, Jerry started a choir group!" Which Dakota had failed on the singing but his moves came second to none.

"Not yours....Just subways." Dakota frowned, "I am never in doubt over 5$ footlongs, but I question homemade food all the time..." Dakota waited...

"So you should totally box with me." Apparently Dakota had now become fascinated with the idea of boxing.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:22 pm


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"if thats how you and Marcus sound like when you are together, I think I'll pass on saying that then." Leon muttered with a arrogant sniff of his nose and turned away from the death hunter. Dakota could just get bent for all he cared as he rolled his eyes at the other males performance.

The life hunter was far more interested in his loose binding and continued the act of tightening his straps and listened blandly as Dakota went on about stuff. "Well, its not like i can find proper competition on this island." No championship bouts here sadly. He wasn't even going to touch the subway comment. Dakota and the footlongs he liked to shove in his mouth. "you are aware that boxing means fighting with fists." he asked warily, eying the taller hunter as if he was stupid.

probably was in his opinion.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:23 pm


"Probably a good thing you know. I hate when he tells me no." Not really but it was like that..you know. You can't keep the dakota beast DOWN.

"I know what boxing is dude. I use to have cable." he gave the life hunter a pointed stare.

Eyeing the hunter back as if to say duh, old man.

Duh.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:08 pm


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"You don't have cable. We dont have cable." Leon deadpanned as he stared at the hunter. Dakota must have taken more lumps to his noggin than he himself. "We have some weird satellite that get us our moderate entertainment."

Stupid boy is stupid. "But as long as you know what real boxing is, I won't feel bad when i knock you senseless." he replied back cockily

He wasn't even going to touch that Marcus comment there brat.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:33 pm


And so, the barrage of blows began. Leon didn't want to give Dakota the chance to reply back. his mouth needed a fat lip in order to shut up.

"Ding, b***h." the life trainee stated cockily as he darted in with a body blow, a check to the taller males physique.

HP: 50/50
Dmg: 5
Chrg: 1/3
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:09 pm


Dakota blinked as Leon moved, the felt the weight of the fist in his body.

"s**t LOW BLOW LEON" The moon hunter brought his fist up, curled in before staring down the hunter. When he swung, he swung to far to the right and ended up missing the life hunter completely.


Dakota: 45/50
Damage: 0
Charge: 0/3


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:04 pm


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:3

Leon was highly pleased that the death hunter left his guard open. The rookie mistake that always messed novice fighters up. The chocolate haired hunter only scoffed as he leaned to the left, away from the weapon that seemed like it wanted his shoulder.

"Sorry, but that hit was above the belt." he replied back with a grin. "Don't need to hit that STD riddled area to win."
He was feeling rather cocky about the whole situation.

And the barrage of left jab, right hook combos that came afterward did nothing to relieve it. He didn't feel sorry for Dakota's stomach and solar plexus at all.

HP: 50/50
Dmg: 8
Chrg: 2/3
Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8, 8 Total: 16 (2-20)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:18 am


"Sex with two people doesn't make it STD filled a*****e..." Dakota wheezed, "Also ******** you, Island doesn't have STD's. Weapons take care of that s**t. Unless yours isn't!!?"

Oh s**t Leon, did you have something going on in your pants?

Right, left, right, hit hit hit.

So screwed.

So he uppercut him, drawing his fist upwards.

"Yeah...Yeah how you like me now Boxer bro." *WHEEZE*

Dakota: 37/50
Damage: 10
Charge: 0/3


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:56 pm


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Took too long for me to edit, but i did. OAO
The fact that the island was pretty much std free was just as jarring as the uppercut to Leon. The deft hit glancing of his chin and rattling the brain in more ways than one. "i was warned by the hunters that its more potent here." he mentioned, alarmed by the sudden revelation.

Then again, they were the senior hunters in the Life labs. misleading info wasn't exactly a rare occurrence. It didn't even dawn on the trainee that it could have been part of some trainee Tuesday prank.

Standing there stunned seemed pretty reasonable while the info sunk in. "You serious?"

HP: 40/50
Dmg: 0
Chrg: 2/3
Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6, 9 Total: 15 (2-20)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:16 pm



"How can you be in life and not know your weapon helps you from getting STD's." Dakota took that moment to punch Leon in the face again. "Are you actually really dense on these things?"

Dakota: 37/50
Damage: 9
Charge: 0/3


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:22 pm


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The blow to the face was just as severe as the piece of info that he got from the resident floozy that had him sputtering and raising his free arm in a block. "I just had no reason to ask." Leon declared, giving the shirtness moon a stare. "Who the hell asks about if they can get the clap here, oh wait. You."

That was not a conversation he would like to have with the good doc. Or clarice, that just led to a whole lot of trouble and for the latter, lots of nude examinations. "I get myself completely examined. Blood, tox, urine, Prost cancer and Hernia Dakota"

It wasn't exactly wise to admit that he went through the whole "Turn your head and cough stuff." but when did he ever mince words?

The punch was returned in full, the full extension of his arm and the shirt ripping from the movement. "Great, another shirt ruined."

HP: 31/50
Dmg: 13
Chrg: 0/3
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