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another_average_asian Crew
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 Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:44 pm
~corn stand on the side of a freeway~
Sunako: Cooooooorn!
*car goes by*
Cooooooooorn!
*car zooms by*
Cooooooooorn!
*car honks as it goes by*
Why won't anyone buy my corn?
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:48 pm
Perhaps because there is no sign?
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:51 pm
Sunako: How about buying some of my corn then?
Vincent: So I heard you were selling porn?
Sunako: No I said corn.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:54 pm
another_average_asian Sunako: How about buying some of my corn then? Vincent: So I heard you were selling porn? Sunako: No I said corn. I'm broke, sorry :/ Though, if you could pay me, Vin here and I could help you make some porn to sell wink
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:23 pm
Vincent: Kukuku not a bad idea.
Sunako: But I need money now!
*car coming*
Cooooooorn!
*car parks nearby*
Random guy: I'm here for the porn.
Sunako: Um, I don't have any porn, but I have plenty of corn here.
Lots and lots of corn. You buy corn now?
Random guy: Oh no thanks.
*goes back to the car and drives off*
Sunako: Dammit!
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:32 pm
*drives up in battered truck*
ah!
just what i needed!
*quickly parks truck and runs next to sunako*
if you dont say anything, i'll buy everything.
*police cars drive up*
would you like to buy some.... corn?
why are you selling-
corn, officers?
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:37 pm
Sunako: It's a dollah per corn. I have a good 300 corn here.
Lots of variety too. California corn, Southern corn, Country corn.
Buttered Corn, local home grown corn...wait why's the Po Po here?
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:56 pm
jin: maybe they heard of the amazing corn and came over to check it out?
cop#1: we're on the trail of a wanted criminal, responsible for numerous, horrific acts of terrorism.
jin: i'm sure he's just misunderstood.
cops#2: he set fire to a school by giving the students water guns filled with gasoline and encouraging them to smoke afterwards. all because some of them were throwing around some Capri sun pouches
jin:*snicker*
didn't respect the pouch...
cop#1: what was that?
jin: this corn is better than your couch.
the one at home.
buy it.
it's good for you.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:03 pm
Finally, an actual corn stand.
I kept finding porn stands on the freeway.
Who sells porn on a freeway?
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:12 pm
[lol at the capri sun]
Sunako: Yes yes, corn. Lots and lots of corn!
What kind of corn do you want? I have french corn, pop corn, candy corn...
Hey mister Po Po. Can you help support a loli and get me off the streets?
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:20 pm
cop#2: oh my... that's so tragic.
don't worry, i'll buy some-
cop#1: cant. hunting down a psychopath.
cop#2: you can buy one cob.
cop#1: ....fine.
*cops buy corn and drive off*
jin: thank you come again.
*waves*
preferably on fire.
or dead.
either one, i'm not picky.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:51 pm
Jin, when did you become a corn seller?
I thought your day job was teaching Capi Sun safety.
Hey Soubi, long time no see. Buying or selling corn?
What other kinds of corn do you have?
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:57 pm
i can't teach them anymore. they've learned every lesson and seen the worst consequences.
my work is done, so now i guess i'm selling corn.
it's a simple life, but rewarding in it's own way.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:58 pm
Actually Vin and I were trying to make money off of Porn, isn't that right?
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:18 pm
Sunako: There's Blue corn, Red corn, Sweet corn...
Vincent: Corn seems to be all the rage now. Perhaps I should
reconsider and help Sunako sell some corn.
Sunako: ...Cornrows, Corn cob, Corn beef...
Vincent: Though if we go through with it, I'm afraid I'm
going to have to ask you to wear this.
*takes out a paper bag*
Sunako: ...Corn hash, Corn bread, Corn Syrup, Corn cake,
Corn Magazine and corn porn.
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