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[PRP] Chubby Bunny (Otto & Hazel)

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Scyerline

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:51 am


It was a quiet day and the sun was shining. Since the island was a... well.. freaking island, the tropical climate is more warm than Hazel is used to. Stupid moist outside too. Instead of wandering around in the hot sun looking for specimens, she decided to take a break in the hunter dorm commons. Hazel came across a stool and figured it was a good place to rest. She gave a long yawn, stretching her jaw to impossible proportions for such a petite girl, "Uuuuuhhhhhhh!" stretching an arm, then the other before resting them on her lap, "Time for a quick nap."
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:56 am


How had Otto acquired a bag of large marshmallows was best left unknown. The fact of the matter was he had them, and planned to snack on them.

Entering the commons room, he spotted someone he wasn't entirely familiar with. They were sleeping. There was no one else around. Otto looked at her, and then at his bag of marshmallows, and back to her again.

. . .

Otto carefully pulled a stool close to her, sitting down and staring soem more. He waved a hand over her face, looking for any sign that she might wake up.

If he was to pull this prank, he needed to be stealthy. This was what a Death Hunter was all about. This is what his training was for.

Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter


Scyerline

Shameless Gawker

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:04 am


At first, Hazel's head was bobbing forward, nodding her way deeper into sleep. Even though the chair wasn't particularly comfortable, it wasn't hard for her to fall asleep at all. In fact, she fell asleep almost instantly. It must have been that heat that made her so drowsy.

The scratching noise of the stool made Hazel twitch and suddenly...

"SNUUUUUUUGUGUGHHHHH!" she let out a loud snort... more like a long snore than anything.

Oh, yeeeeeah. she was definitely knocked out.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:11 am


Otto nearly yelped at the horrendous sound the girl made, clapping a hand over his mouth and shifting his feet onto the seat of the stool. A minute may have passed before he relaxed, setting his feet back on the ground.

Okay.. she seemed pretty damn deep asleep. But what came next would surely test just how deep. Heck, if he could pull this off, it'd show just how awesome he was at stealth, right?

Nah, he just really wanted to pull a prank.

Otto took out one of the large marshmallows from his bag, a free hand slowly shifting to keep hazel's mouth open. He held his breath, furrowed his brows, and placed the large sugary treat into her mouth.

Don't wake up.

Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter


Scyerline

Shameless Gawker

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:18 am


A giant black unicorn with majestic flowing silver hair and a crooked horn was soaring through the cloudy sky. It had machine guns strapped to each of it's side. It strangely resembled Sabin's golem when he wasn't a weapon and who was riding that unicorn? Hazel of course!

She was dreaming. Already.

Hazel let out a giggle when Otto managed to put the marshmallow in her mouth.

Still asleep.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:26 am


Hazel giggled, obviously still in slumberland. Otto fought the urge to smirk. This was gunna be fun.

He reached into the bag, stuffing another marshmallow into her mouth. Two.. Three.. Four...

He wondered how far he could go without killing her, let alone waking her.

Five.. Six...

He also fought the urge to whistle while he worked. His face was stern as he concentrated on this super serious task. The idea of having to explain himself when and if she woke up never dawned on him. It just wasn't important. What was important was... this was the most awesome prank ever.

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Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter


Scyerline

Shameless Gawker

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:35 am


As Otto kept placing more and more soft sugary goodness into Hazel's gaping mouth, she was still off into dreamland.

Let us ride through the sky, said the unicorn. Hazel felt the clouds filling her cheeks like great puffs of deliciousness. Mmmmm!

In real life, Hazel's mouth was packing a ton of marshmallows. A drooling grin came upon her face as the seventh and eighth one plopped in. At this point, she was practically gargling the stuff. Her cheeks were filling like a chipmunk's face full of peanuts.

She gave a strong kick and followed up by a slight twitch. Did she just wake up?

Nope. Still asleep.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:41 am


Otto was shuddering. This was just... too perfect. Too hilarious. Her light kicks and twitches only made him pause for a short moment, only to realize she was STILL sleeping. His mouth formed a tight line across his face as he fought the urge to laugh. Shakily he continued forcing marshmallows into the over stuffed mouth. She looked like her face was swollen at the point, her cheeks puffing out like a rodent.

That drooling grin...

Otto snorted and clamped a hand over his mouth. He couldn't go on! He was dying!

No no no! One more.. just one more.

His face red, he placed one last marshmallow into the gaping hole stuffed with puffy delights. His bag was empty. He didn't get to eat a single marshmallow. Did it matter? Hell, naw.

Otto was done. He burst into laughter, falling off his stool and rolling around on the ground.

Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter


Scyerline

Shameless Gawker

PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:01 pm


What's this? Hazel's mouth was so overly stuffed, it even blocked her nose from breathing. The clouds in her mouth was getting more and more dense as the unicorn kept trying to fly through them. The unicorn looked back at Hazel, gave a snort and laughed it's a** off as it shoved it's butt into her mouth for no particular reason. Why unicorn? Why have you shoved your butt into my mouth? she asked the unicorn in her dream before it was impossible to breath in real life.

But when she did try to inhale, the marshmallows only got caught in her throat, forcing her to wake up, open her eyes, choke, then violently cough some of it out of her mouth, shooting the spit soaked squishies towards the laughing a*****e with a funny bone.

They were sticky.

They were wet.

They were warm.

Some of them that missed Otto fell onto the floor. Even the miscellaneous items in her unkempt hair were flying out if its nest.

Hazel felt so disoriented with many remaining marshmallows in her mouth. Her eyes were wide open like a deer in head lights. She looked down at the guy still laughing on the floor. She tried to clear her throat, but ended up chewing the goodies instead. "DIH YOH DOH DIH?" trying to say did you do this but obviously failed. She was too confused to be angry at the moment.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:09 pm


Eeeeew! Spit covered marshmallow missiles eeeew!!!

It didn't cause him to stop laughing, only to roll away from the onslaught of wet treats and miscellaneous objects from her hair. He had almost gotten it under control, trying to contain his amusement and return to his usual surly self. He wiped off whatever residue had been spat in his direction, panting as he attempted to compose himself.

But then she tried talking with a mouthful of mallows.

A loud snort, and Otto howled with laughter all over again. He held his stomach with his arms, kicking his feet as his giggle fit over took his senses. This was the best idea he'd ever had in his life.

He could die happy now.

Yes.

If he died right then? It would be okay. He had no unfinished business. His life was now complete.

"Yer damn straight I did!" He managed to cackle out between fits of laughter. "I ain't never been this goddamn amused in my whole life!"

Bittiface

Sarcastic Hunter

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