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((In the name of impatient boredom, the randomness has begun!))

That b*****d of a devil was probably laughing his a** off somewhere. His kitsune servant had spent weeks on her best behavior to get out of the bloody realm. It was just so...dark down there. Not necessarily in terms of light, but everything was just death and agony. And the whole place smelt like sulfur. Meia really didn't know how everyone handled it. Serena, Cerberus, Keres, no one seemed to mind. But then again, they had all been trapped there longer then she was, they were likely used to it. But as for the reason behind Will's likely amusement, and Meia's annoyance, was the fact that the only place he let her go once she was finally outside his realm, was his casino. Going from sulfur and death, to cigarettes and greed wasn't that much of an improvement, but in the very least it was something.

She had to agree to take Cerbs with her of course, which she didn't quite mind. Though she was half expecting to here someone screaming about a three headed puppy noming on their leg any second now. Eh, he needed a new chew toy anyway. And finding a possible new familiar wouldn't be half bad either. Not that Will would let her stay on the surface long enough to gather the remains. A pity..because she could sense about 5 people in that casino were doing to die within a month.

Wandering about the Casino aimlessly, receiving no end of curious stares at the fox humanoid and the three headed puppy, Meia glanced down at Cerbs, stopping to scratch the three heads in turn behind the ears. "What do you think boy? Will didn't go for the park suggestion. But we could probably have some fun here huh? What do you want to do?"

Minding her own business that was all Annalise was doing. Of course, her own business had brought her all the way out here to some smoke filled casino. She had received a strange letter asking her to come to this particular casino for the opportunity to gain some information on her ‘missing’ daughter. Why the anonymous letter sender had chosen this particular location was beyond Anna. Perhaps it was because this particular casino was usually packed and today was no exception. Men and woman in all shapes and sizes and from all walks of life were laughing, drinking, smoking and gambling away small fortunes. Anna would normally never come to such a foul smelling place much less alone like the letter had specified. Nevertheless! Anna had fixed her shoulder length white hair into a stylish bun and donned a fashionable and appropriate black cocktail dress. Her darling Kraz would have to fix his own meal tonight...

With a confident gleam in her eye, Anna sauntered towards one of the lavish bars. She was going to drop a ‘code word’ and then be shown through to one of the private rooms. From there on Anna would be hoping to gain some important and much needed information. This was a onetime` deal. She couldn’t be late and she couldn’t allow herself to lose confidence. So like a good demon hunter/mad woman she refused to appear weak or lost so she held her head up high….So high that she didn’t see the dancing red haired man…..

CRASH!!!

“ACK!? WHAT THE…!?” Annalise spluttered and sprayed red fruity punch with each word she spoke. The juice stung her eyes and stained her dress while leaving her looking pretty scary. She flailed aimlessly and ended up knocking a waiters arm. This only caused the waiter to lose control over his tray of drinks which was sent flying upwards into the air and heading straight for a certain fluffy kitsune and her forever noming three headed companion. Meanwhile Anna had grasped a hold of the red haired human stop sign and begun shaking him profusely “LOOK AT THE MESS YOU HAVE CAUSED!!!! I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF! YOU STUPID MAAAANN!!”

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Meanwhile back at the main base deep deep below the Earth’s surface, a certain albino bunny couldn’t help but face palm as she watched the b*****d of a devil laugh his arse off. “This is almost as random as the time when he first discovered the Pokémon game and locked himself in his room for two weeks…”

~Lalalalalala look at da messs yoohoo have caussedd.. I hoppy you are hiphoppy about what you danced... you stooper mandy!~ was how the message played in the red haired man's mind as he mentally made fun of the white haired tirading lady's words. Hey, it made sense to hear them that way when a guy was getting juggled and strangled and shaken like a maraca in a live band. "Oh my. You seem to be bleeding! Poor lady, your makeup is running! Look in the---wait, don't look in the mirror! Your hair is a frizzy example of being struck by lightning!~" Even though the red haired stop sign was being shaken mercilessly, he didn't seem to be affected by the motion. Either, he was just that fortuitous of a man or he had been shaken by another many times before and was simply used to being shaken.

There was also that loud "YAOWLLL!!!!!!!!!" as Armand noticed a fox get sent flying. Well, that was one way to defend from flying foxes-send them flying the other way by random flailing. This little foxy seemed to want to be with Annalise though. Armand shrugged as he was shaken but not stirred. "Ah, it is raining fruit punch! You'll blend in in no time!"

Meanwhile, Cerbs was as calm as ever. He had just watched as Meia transformed and flew toward Annalise...and then fly right back with a loud yowl. The hell hound panted innocently and provided cover as the drinks fell. He began licking himself and shook himself off, spraying more drinks on everyone around them. "Mrrr...." He licked the little foxy that was now taking refuge under him. She tasted sweet thanks to the drinks. Mmm...what if he ate her too...the drinks were like a nice topping....

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A tail suddenly wrapped around the albino bunny as she facepalmed and mentioned the word Pokemon. The b*****d of a devil smirked as he stopped laughing and pulled her toward him. "You were in my bedroom playing the bunny version of Lemmings for a whole month... you even cried when Cerbs interrupted and you killed all the bunnies by accident because he came in."

Meia purred softly as a big, slobbery canine tongue licking her fur clean. Wasn't quite as good as a bath, but it was her only option right at that moment. While she was being groomed, she wondered idly if this casino was also a hotel. Maybe she could borrow a shower...
"Thanks Cerbs." Meia murmured, lifting her head to nuzzle on of his. It wasn't so bad to be the caretaker of Cerbs when he was acting like this. It was just when he tried to eat her, or use her tail as a chew toy that she seriously regretted not reading the fine print of her contract with Will. She seriously should have check for a vacation clause before signing.

Just as Meia was starting to feel less soaking wet, she heard the familiar voice of a crazy demon huntress calling out for her. "Anna!" Meia's ears perked up, and she lifted her head to see her old friend. "An- Whaa?!" She..she looked monstrous. Like the demons she fought. Mascara running, blood like punch dripping from her lips. She felt hands wrapping around her middle, though Meia flailed slightly. "Cerbs! Lick Anna!" Meia half pleaded, half ordered. She was just...terrifying looking. As if her mental stability were painted on her face.

Being held up in the air by the huntress, Meia tried to use her paws to clean off the drinks that Cerbs somehow missed. She still felt all sticky! "I'll be better once I'm dry. This reminds me of old times Anna. Just...stickier." Meia explained as she squirmed to try and groom a spot behind her ear. Yes back when they first met, when her darling husband loved to make it rain holy water over the entire tavern. When Meia was asked how this terrible fate became her, the fox paused for a minute. Hmm...provoke crazy Anna, or keep Anna calm...hmmm. "I think you already got him." Meia pointed her tail towards Armand. But enough of Armand and drinks and sticky fur! "Anna! Where's Kraz!?"