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 Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:11 pm
 Slausale had managed to get herself as far away from the pride as her watchers would allow. The lame cheetahess was not a happy girl. Her life had gone from miserable to utterly truely its hopeless miserable. No longer could she roam after haven been abducted by a hybrid no less. She couldn't run, of course she couldn't. Slausale laid her head on her front paws and stared out at the open lands before her.
There wasn't a visible fence, but she could totally see the non-visible one. It came in the form of a watcher. They hadn't harmed her. Yet. She was positive that some horrible fate lay in store for her. That was if her curse didn't bring the pride down first. The cheetahess heaved a huge sigh. Her eyes drifted aimlessly over the land without really seeing anything.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:00 pm
 Iiro haven't heard someone laugh in a long time....well other then him that is. He needed someone laughter, anyone laughter. That when he saw her, just sitting there. Why was she sitting there! She need to get up and laugh! Yes laugh! HAHAHAHAHA Iiro thought to himself. He was going to help not sit and look sad. He was going bring her laughter! She needed a pick me up by the way she look.
He flew right down to her and started to laugh. "Did I get YA!? HAHAHAHA" He said as loud as he could, then went on to say "Huh Huh! Have you ever met a god before!? Because this one want to help you! Your not doing something this god want you to do! Why you sitting there!? HAHAHA! That no fun! That nothing to laugh at! Not at all! Come on! What wrong! Laugh with me it make you feel better! HOHOHOHAHAHHEHEHE!" He said with a big smile as he got close to her. "Laughter is the best medicine you know" He added.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:06 pm
The only warning she had that she was about to be decended upon was a shadow. Slausale didn't think nothing of it. Shadows passed by all the time without any problems. So when something, big, large, feathered, big, lionish smelling, and big swooped down out of the sky she went into frantic mode. The cheetah thrashed violently in surprise and only managed to get herself turned over onto her back.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! Don't eat me!" Her back legs kept kicking sporatically as her front paws wrapped over her eyes. She didnot want to see him about to take his first bite. Slausale had never heard of a curse coming down to eat someone before, but there was always a first time. He sounded like he was about to sneeze with all that chorkling he was doing.
Timidly she peeked out from between her paws. Had her curse finally come for her? Slausale gulped. When curses came down to claim someone did they call themselves god? She blinked. Help her? Slowly she rolled over onto her paws. "H-help me? But... no one can help me.... sir. I have this horrible curse...... I...... um if you really want me to...." Slausale tried to give a weak laugh, but it only came out as a hoarse cough. She gave him a lopsided grin hoping that would be enough to send him away.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:33 pm
Iiro was beside himself. Eating a Lady! What never! His food was laughter! It was the food for his soul. "HAHAHAHA Eating You?! Never! You need my help, so you can't be my food! My food is laughter! It is the best taste'n stuff there is!" He said with glee. He shake his mane and made Zephan drop to the ground. "Hey! Would you quit doing that? I was sleeping you know." Zephan said madly as he run up Iiro's mane. He went back to his spot where no one could see him.Iiro look down and giggle as Zephan run up him. He then look back at the female and grew a frown on face.
"WHAT!!!! YOU CALL THAT A LAUGH!??? NEVER! IT MORE LIKE THIS! HAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO!" He said with a roar. He look down at her and kiss her head. "It okay. I will teach you! It my job after all! Please don't be scare, I'm not going to hurt you." He said calmly. Then he jump up with his right paw in front of his face and said "I'm Iiro! The God of laughter! I here to make you better by bringing you laughter which is the best medicine when your sad!" He then bow and giggle.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:22 pm
Slausale relaxed just marginally when he said he'd never eat her. That was good as long as he kept his word. She looked up at him. "Your help? How are you going to help me? You eat laughter?" That didn't sound very satisfying to her. "It doesn't seem like much." While help might be useful not all was apreciated. Slausale shifted nervously. This help could go wrong in so many ways. Many of which were running through her mind.
She blinked, startled as a mouse dropped out of his mane. "Um... S'cuse me, but you have.... a...... mouse....... on....you." Aparently he knew. When the god started to yell, Slausale cringed. Now she'd done it. He was going to eat her for Sure! She felt herself shiver as his lips touched her head. He.... didn't eat her? The cheetah risked taking a glance at him. Just in time to see him jump up with a paw in front of his face.
"I'm..... I'm not sure if it will help." She mumbled meekly. Could she laugh? Slausale couldn't remember the last time she'd laughed. Her life was all full of downs and never ups. Something horrible was always bound to happen.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:18 am
Iiro sat down and listen to all her question. Hmm how to answer all these question? Iiiro thought to himself. AWW he got it! Then he said "Listen....Hehehe...You laugh and it make my soul go wild and fulfilled, and that how I eat laughter. AND YES IT TASTE AWESOME!" He wiggle around with happiness. When she call Zephan a mouse, he knew what was going to happen so he just sat there and listen to Zephan yell at the poor lady. Zephan pop up out of Iiro's mane madly and yell "LOOK I KNOW YOU FELINES ARE DUMB BUT PLEASE DON'T CALL ME A MOUSE! I'm a rat! Say it with me now...R..A..T! And one more th-MUf uf muf mfufff!" Zephan could not get the last part out because Iiro put his paw over him. How dare he! Zephan open his mouth and took a nice bite out of Iiro. "That show you, you big dummy!" And with that Zephan went back to sleep in Iiro's mane. Iiro put his paw over Zephan and said "I'm sorry for---" Then a sharp pain flew up his paw and he yell "OWWIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" he put his paw in his mouth and try to say "Muff Muff Ufff Muff."
He took his paw out his mouth and look at her. He tilled his head and thought. SHE DON'T THINK IT WILL HELP!!! WHAT!! He put a grin on his face and said "oh my dear poor lady! I must show you the wonders of laughter then. This will be a wonderful day for both me and you" He then kiss her on the head again.
He run his head next to hers to make her feel better. "Look the first thing you need to do is relax. I'm here to make you have fun and laugh, not panic and cry. HAHAHAHA this is what I want! HAHAHAHAHAHA do it with me now.....please" he said with a grin.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:54 am
Slausale stared at the lion. He's crazy, she thought. I laugh and he eats it? What kind of utter non-sense is this? And it certainly didn't help her any. That could be why she couldn't laugh. He'd eaten it all! Now she was very wary. That thing popped out of his mane again and started yelling at her. Slausale actually growled.
"Listen you. I don't care what you are, except I eat things like you if I catch them." Hopefully he'd take the message. Stupid rodent calling her dumb. He was the one living in a lion's mane! She backed away as Iiro reacted to the rat bite. Her limp bothered her a bit when she did.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:33 pm
This Lady was not listening to him at all. He had to get her off the topic of eating and back on Laughter. "Look Look Look Look! Let forget about eating and talk about how we are going to make you laugh" He said as he wrap his paw around her. He gave her a huge grin and a giggle. "Step 1! What is your name? Mine is Iiro, like I said before." He said calmly trying not to scare the female more then he already have.
He giggle and went on "Step 2! Let see what make you happy. That can always give us some lead to how to make you laugh. Lets see...you must like running! I can tell super funny running joke about feline breaking limbs from running! You like? ....Hm maybe not........" He start to think as he rub his mane. What to do what to do. Then is starting to be harder then he though it was going to be.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:00 pm
She looked up at the lion again. He was determined; she had to give him that. Maybe there might possibly be something to this laughing. Slausale nearly went rigid and fell over when he put his leg around her. Luckily that same leg held her up. She swallowed hard before she could answer him. He was a big lion!
"Um.... S-Slausale." For a moment, she despirately tried to think of pleasant things. It was not the easiest thing for her. She flinched as he mentioned running. How she wish she could. Slausale looked utterly miserable when he mentioned breaking limbs. "M....maybe I'm not the kind who can laugh. I thank you for trying Iiro." Her voice was hollow as Slausale got up and started to limp away.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:07 am
Iiro listen to her as she said her name. "That a very pretty name. Hahaha. Yes it is!" He said with glee. she just kelp looking sad which intern made Iiro very unhappy. He didn't want her to feel bad about laughing! That was the last thing Iiro would ever want. He became cofused when she said the last part. "No No No No. Everyone can laugh....WAIT where you going????" He said as he flew and and land in front of her.
"Hey wait there no reason to walk off now. We are getting there. And you haven't even tire yet. Come on Slausale, give me a changes. Please?" He said with a huge smile. He really wanted to put a smile and a laugh on this lady. She really needed a pick me up for sure.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:37 am
Slausale wondered if he actually meant it about her name, or was just saying it to try to make her feel better. She really didn't want to know either way. He called for her to wait, and she almost hesitated. This lion was being so nice to her, but her curse would be bound to get him. Then he landed in front of her again and Slausale nearly sat back on her haunches.
"B-but I did." She glanced up at him as he begged for a chance. Should she? What if she told him to go away? Would he leave? The cheetah heaved a sigh and hung her head. "Alright." There was no harm in letting him try.
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