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 Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:50 am
Ladies and gentlemen, this non-title match is your main event of the night! Introducing first...
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:32 pm
All of a sudden a wolf's howl can be heard.
ARREEEWWWW!!!!!
Moonlit Wilderness played throughout the arena to the cheers of a shocked crowd as the "Lone Wolf of G-fedding" stepped out from the back onto the ramp.
"Making his LWL debut. Residing in Barbe's Woods, from Prince Edward Island, Canada, weighing in at 267 pounds... The Lone Wolf Lauri Henry!!"
Lauri would look around before looking down at his feet for a moment or two before suddenly letting out another howl as he ran down to the ring. He would slide into the ring as he got near keeping his eyes fixated towards the entrance clenching his fist as he awaited his opponent.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:16 pm
linkEverybody with me drunk as ******** it down and roll it up!
The song from Ludacris, plays out from the audio.
Guy Cancer stumble out from the curtain, chugging his whiskey."Residing in at Minneapolis, Minnesota.. He weighs in at 257 pounds.. Guy 'The Fox' Cancer!"  Cancer's s**t-faced, red eyes scanned across the crowd..
His gaze halted onto Lauri and a smirk emerged..
A toss of the hand and the bottle was up in the air..
Then came crashing down, splattering down the ramp!
Cancer gave a staggered run, bringing his title forward.. oh, no..
Guy Cancer further defaced the LWL Championship..
Riding down the ramp, on single knee, further scuffing the gold and metal from the plate.
The ride ended abruptly about halfway down, causing Guy to roll the remaining aisle..
Using the momentum of his roll, he popped up to his feet at the end..
With a chorus of boos bellowing down upon him!
Shaking this off, laughing at all those that cared..
He staggered forward and crawled into the ring.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:23 pm
Lauri showed no emotion as Fox made his way to the ring. Drunk as a skunk he thought to himself, should make for an interesting match.
As the bell rang to begin this match Lauri would crack his knuckles before pacing the ring.
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:47 pm
Still on his belly, Guy was having trouble finding stability in lifting himself up and rising to his feet. Clearly, rolling down a ramp had thrown his equilibrium for a loop, as if being inebriated wasn't enough, and the bell had just rung!
Quite pitiful, really.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:32 pm
Lauri would keep his distance for now not to show cowardice but to show ...some respect... to his opponent.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:07 am
Up on his feet, Guy swayed in his walk toward Lauri, offering a tie-up.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:17 pm
To which Lauri accepted as both men are now in a clinch.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:54 pm
Guy released a mighty belch that he purposely aimed into the face of Lauri!
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:34 am
Nuke Fusion was stood on the stage, looking down at the ring as the match started up. He seemed content not to interfere, instead standing there with his arms crossed - the Totalitarian Championship sat around his waist.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:08 pm
GAH! was all that came to mind as Lauri ended up getting stenched up with Guy's drunk a** breath. Lauri would let go slightly freeing an arm to cover his nose.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:43 pm
Taking advantage of the lessening of force against him, Guy word make a quick move for a side headlock, and try to take knee shots at Lauri's temple!
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:40 pm
Guy would lock in the Headlock but Lauri would quickly try to strike back with a few rights to the midsection.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:27 am
The strikes hit before he could send a knee up! Guy was slowing down and alcohol was to blame. Releasing Lauri, after only about ten seconds of an actual hold, Cancer recoiled from his opponent, backing away.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:54 am
Well now time to see if the drunk can keep up as Lauri quickly went after him attempting to get behind him actually to try and tackle him from his legs once he did... if he did.
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