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 Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:10 pm
I'm putting Cale's idea into a thread. Take Crix Madine, the Chuck Norris of the GFFA, and make up a Chuck Norrisy fact about him.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:17 pm
There is no chin under Crix Madine's Beard, just another fist.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:20 pm
Crix Madine's tears could have cured the Kryptos Virus.
Too bad Crix Madine never cried.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:22 pm
Theres no theroy of evolution. just a list of animals Crix Madine has allowed to live.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:25 pm
The Force is the leftover residue from when Crix Madine roundhouse kicked the galaxy.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:26 pm
The Mandaloreans all wear helmits only to cover up the facial damage Crix Madine gave them when he round house kicked each and every one of them
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:32 pm
Crix Madine does not sleep. He waits.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:33 pm
When the Emperor goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Crix Madine.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:21 pm
The Death Star wasn't destroyed by Luke Skywalker; Crix Madine tried to use it as a stress ball.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:55 pm
Crix Madine can get sabacc with one card.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:00 pm
teh Rebellion needs no superweapons. They have Crix Madine.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:01 pm
Crix Madine can fly an X-wing without an R2 unit.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:21 pm
((that's not very impressive. anyone can do it. its the effeciency that suffers))
Crix Madine isn't one with the force; he is the force.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:32 pm
((did I mention he can also jump into hyperspace without one?))
Crix Madine doesn't travel at the speed of light. he travels at the speed of Madine.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:09 pm
Hmm...let me try-
Crix Madine knows the last digit of Pi
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