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A woman was very ill and was now asleep in a coma in the hospital. She then had God visit her in her subconscious. He had said to her, "I will cure and revive you. If you die again, I'll cure and revive you once more so you may live a full life."
After the woman woke up from her coma, cured and revived, she got plastic surgery on her face, got plenty of tattoos and body piercings. Then she got hit by a bus and died. In heaven, she had asked God, "Why hadn't you revived me? You said you would cure and revive me once more if I died again!" God just shrugged and said "I didn't recognize you."
