Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome..CHRIS JERICHO!
The crowd started booing.
The lights went out for a few seconds.
Fireworks hit and Jericho's theme hit.
"Chris" was standing in his famous Jesus Christ pose.
He turned..but it wasn't Chris.
It was Alberto Guerrero in full on Y2J attire. He had the Jacket, boots, knee pads, tights, and a blonde wig.
Alberto walked down with a frown on his face (Mocking Jericho)
Alberto slid in the ring and demanded a mic.
He got the mic as his theme stopped, and the crowd cheered.
Guerrero put the mic to his lips, and did a Jericho voice impression.
"Shut up you hypocrites."
The crowd cheered louder
"I am Chris Jericho, the Best in the World at what I do. I wear sparkly gay jackets and tights with glitter on them."
The crowd laughed.
"I, Chris Jericho, proclaim all of you to by hypocritical parasites. I talk using big words in order to sound much smarter. When I promise to do something, like win a title, I only fail and demand more and more shots. While I'm gone from wrestling, I tour with my band, Fozzy, the worst band in the world."
The crowd was cheering at the comments made by Alberto, then the camera switched over to the rest of Fozzy in the crowd.
"I rip off most of my stuff, from others, the Jesus like Pose, the codes in my entrance video, and even my catchphrases, 'GO JERICHO GO! GO JERICHO GO!' "
Alberto stayed in the Jericho character.
"I call anyone who has any resemblance to me, a Jericho wannabe."
The crowd was loving it.
Alberto threw off the wig and jacket.
He looked straight into the camera, breaking the "fourth wall"
"I am Alberto Guerrero. Every match I've ever had, I walk to the ring, just like you walk to the ring before every match. Does that make me a wanna be?"
Alberto dropped the mic and exited the ring.
He walked straight up the ramp, and walked backstage.
The crowd started booing.
The lights went out for a few seconds.
Fireworks hit and Jericho's theme hit.
"Chris" was standing in his famous Jesus Christ pose.
He turned..but it wasn't Chris.
It was Alberto Guerrero in full on Y2J attire. He had the Jacket, boots, knee pads, tights, and a blonde wig.
Alberto walked down with a frown on his face (Mocking Jericho)
Alberto slid in the ring and demanded a mic.
He got the mic as his theme stopped, and the crowd cheered.
Guerrero put the mic to his lips, and did a Jericho voice impression.
"Shut up you hypocrites."
The crowd cheered louder
"I am Chris Jericho, the Best in the World at what I do. I wear sparkly gay jackets and tights with glitter on them."
The crowd laughed.
"I, Chris Jericho, proclaim all of you to by hypocritical parasites. I talk using big words in order to sound much smarter. When I promise to do something, like win a title, I only fail and demand more and more shots. While I'm gone from wrestling, I tour with my band, Fozzy, the worst band in the world."
The crowd was cheering at the comments made by Alberto, then the camera switched over to the rest of Fozzy in the crowd.
"I rip off most of my stuff, from others, the Jesus like Pose, the codes in my entrance video, and even my catchphrases, 'GO JERICHO GO! GO JERICHO GO!' "
Alberto stayed in the Jericho character.
"I call anyone who has any resemblance to me, a Jericho wannabe."
The crowd was loving it.
Alberto threw off the wig and jacket.
He looked straight into the camera, breaking the "fourth wall"
"I am Alberto Guerrero. Every match I've ever had, I walk to the ring, just like you walk to the ring before every match. Does that make me a wanna be?"
Alberto dropped the mic and exited the ring.
He walked straight up the ramp, and walked backstage.
