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 Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:24 pm
So Monday, I found out through a friend that my stalker was invited to a party that I already RSVP'd to.
Guess who went out and bought pepper spray today? If you guess me, you'd be correct!
If that mother - effer gets within 3 feet of me at the party, his a** is getting sprayed with it. I have 23 shots of it in a 1 oz can. It's 10% pepper too.
That's the largest, non-police issued amount of spray you are allowed to carry legally in Ohio.
I'm borrowing the lanyard that my work name badge is on so that I can carry it around my neck at all times.
That will teach him to stalk me for almost a decade. twisted (It's been 9 years now.)
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:46 pm
Nine years is a long time.
Maybe he's actually really into flowers, and by your house there's a flower patch he devoted his life to so it just seems creepy.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:51 pm
Nothing but grass grows in my area. Most of the flowers are dead.
Plus my neighbours tell me that he stands at the edge of my yard (still city property) and just stares at my house for a good 20 minutes every time he walks by.
Thus comes my response, WHY THE EFF DON"T YOU CALL THE COPS THEN?!?!?!
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:55 pm
That guy's a serious charmer. emotion_awesome
Yeah if people actually see that I'm not sure why things haven't been done about it.
Maybe he's a secret agent. D: He's only trying to protect you? ;-; They have called the cops! He just takes em all out maaaan. emotion_0A0
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:17 pm
He's gonna come up to you, shy and slightly flustered.... trying not to mumble and stutter at the same time..... you pepper spray him, he cries out in agony, "I'm so sorry it's taken me nine years to return the pencil you dropped!".
emotion_awesome And then he leaves you alone forever, the end!
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