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hey everybody, this new section of the Daemon Pit is dedicated to Zetsu_Girl who is without cable. Any show I catch I will do a short Daemon Pit on so here it goes.

We start the show with Crazy AJ giving a speech about her emotions. She invites CM Punk to the ring; does he answer the call? of course he does!!
for those who don;t know, AJ is stuck between Punk and Bryan and she sent them both through a table last week on raw. On Smackdown she gave them both a big smooch, Bryan trying to weasel into her heart again. She's also the special guest referee for Punk vs Bryan at money in the bank.

Punk told her on smackdown what we all were, she was unstable and needed professional help, which she is denying right now. She's completely in control.
"nobody has ever cared about me" b***h you got friends and fans oh whatever she's showing feelings for Punk.Seems she decided that the man her heart belongs to is Punk....I think...yep she's talking about all the warm fuzzies Punk gives her. d'aww crAJ..wait....she just said "you turn me on" o.o PG-13!!!!

*ahem*
wait...AJ...went down to a knee...female proposal? o.O Punk sure looks like he has no clue what to do. AJ said it..she's asking Punk to marry her and the crowd's going wild. [I hope you appreciate me typing this for you zetsu XD]
and Bryan interrupts shouting "NO!" repeatedly trying to beg her not to do it saying it's a huge mistake. Bryan's going "blah blah" and now is putting Punk on the block on his answer.
nevermind, Bryan is proposing to AJ...wowie... Punk interrupts.
Punk calls him on his BS and...wait.....the blips....don;t tell me.....the anon GM is back... o.o
wow....sorry zetsu guess Ryder's only gming smackdown this week.
well anon just spoke, mixed tag: Punk and aj vs bryan and eve
also anon trolled bryan a bit. anon gm, I love you man XD

also aj made one last speech saying 'I have a feeling I'll be walking out with my future husband" and Punk dropped his mic (classic)
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opening match up: sheamus vs jack swagger

shaemus is angry from the assault from del rio and swagger is in a rough patch (aka going towards jobber status seriously the guy's a wannabe Angle)
shaemus catches him pretty fast with a White Noise, looks like tis will be over pretty fast. Shaemus hits the Brogue Kick and gets the three count. shirt and sweet.
not over yet though, breaking up his win del rio shows up on the titantron and gives a speech on how he'll win and shaemus gives another brogue kick to swagger and leaves.
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segment backstage: santino and ryder backstage. ryder gets congratulated and santino dresses holmes style and vows to discover the anon gm.

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Rock plans to make an announcement on the 1000th episode of raw to talk about what he did before, his sights are set on the WWE championship.

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tag team match: christian and ziggler vs tensai and tyson kidd

pretty odd matchup but ugh at least vickie isn't screaming. Long as she's not banshee screeching she's...tolerable...
plenty of tagging and christian hit tensai good but tensai is now taking control of the match and gets the pin pretty fast. Wow now tensai is assaulting tyson kidd. a powerbomb into the ring apron ow. More assaulting.. ouch... You know I like fast paced matches, but that doesn't mean make them short...

Cole gets upset at jerry saying what I'd like and is about to get his a** beat. anon gm blips in and cole refuses to read. let me guess... cole vs lawler?wrestlemania rematch. yep, nice. This will be fun just to see Jerry beat cole's a**.
cole protests more and the anon gm asks the audience who of course says yes. WWE.com to vote yes or no ... hang on a moment *goes to vote yes*
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jericho and big show backstage ready to team against cena and kane... they're very shakey with each other. santino is still on the hunt.

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RAw memories by stephie mac and cena gets a promo for money in the bank quoting winston churchill saying he will win money in the bank.
match begins

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cena and show face off, cena standing his ground and tags in Kane. Kane is manhandling show in the corner but show manages to counter. Kane is headbutted out of the ring and jericho cheap shots him.
kane looks to reverse but show takes him down again. Cena stares down show from the apron before show tags jericho in and gets taken down by kane who tags in cena.
commercial ends to see show and cena facing off again. Show's in control of course.
cena tries to reverse bug it's pointless as show just falls on him. show catches cena in a bearhug. Cena gets the spotmonkey back suplex on show and they're both down. cena gets the tag and kane hits his low dropkick only for show to stand up but kane manages to stay in control for a 2.5 count pin. Show hits a spear on kane (btw does everyone use the damn spear nowadays? I know it's a good move but show hardly needs it in his arsenal.)
jericho gets tagged in and gains control over kane. jericho chokes kane against the ropes a few times. show gets a cheap shot on kane and commercial break.
cena spotmonkey working on jericho. cena dropkicks show off the apron and AA's jericho but gets pulled out by show and thrown against the barrier, also taking out kane.show pulls out a ladder. nvm 2 ladders and he takes apart everyone including jericho. jericho gets caught in a ig show ladder sammich but cena rams him down with a ladder and match ends with cena in the ring, his music playing.
hoo boy, that was a long one...I really really hope you appreciate this guys.

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recap of the first moments of RAW...do we really need these recaps? who comes in this late to the show? cole makes his final plea not to put him in a match. Cole, try being less of an a**, as you said "I'm not a wrestler" so stop acting tough! stop acting up and going "yeah I'm tough!" when you're gonna be a little whining coward once someone takes you up on your tough guy act. *sigh* hate cole, but as horrible wrestling wise as his matches are, god is it fun to see him get his weaselly a** kicked.

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cm punk warming up and eve starts talking to him. eve talks about how punk should be afraid, b***h he won a match with laurinitis as the special referee you think he's gonna pull a sneaky trick and be affected by your bitchy b***h words?

in santino land: santino finds a cell phone he thinks is the anon gms, bu it's khali's... but it actually isn't. ah this is getting funny actually.

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money in the bank qualifier: sincara vs Heath slater

how'm ah s'posed ta wrassle when it's durk!? - Heath Slater
..nuff said
slater's glorified jobber, he loses. moving on.
or not, slater whines and calls out any former champ. Out comes Bob backlund. Man his arms are kinda skinny. Hope he still has it.

slater loses again, moving on.

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results in for cole vs lawler: YES 75% - 25%
did you expect any different?
cole, they don't want to see you "in a match" they want to see you get your a** kicked.

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booker and josh are commentating for the lawler cole match.Cole's all confident now..really? cole campers away and booker throws him back in the ring wit the ref turned away.
cole does his usual pleading, cmon cole that doesn't work. King gives cole a good airplane spin...has that ver been used in a serious match? well King said he'd make it nice and quick but I was hoping for a fist drop.
....pling? um.... ok? he reverses the decision....got to be kidding me... and santino enters...oooh this oughtta be good. he's..under the ring? and someone is pulling santino under the ring. omg it's.... hornswoggle? o.o
hornswoggle was the anon gm?he kicks king and cole in the shin and bits santino on the butt. guess it was hornswoggle pulling shenanigans.... huh...all along it was...hornswoggle? huh..
feels like something they just pulled out of their a**.
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recap to the great american bash battle royal. Ryder won. It's been said already.

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well it's 9:56 so only one match left, the mixed tag match.

some good match with punk ten aj tags him..and it's shitty diva action... couldn't this just be punk vs bryan? and bryan moves away from eve's tag attempt, aj getting the pin for the win. she jumps into punks arms and bryan starts talking. "you mean more to me than any match" this doesn't count danny boy. this was just a mixed tag match. if anything you would have lay down and let punk pin you. Punk has something to say, he won't marry her...but will he date her? AJ's hurt, but go for broke, date him! marriage is too fast! well she's smiling.... and slaps him. Bryan's trying to take advantage of course.she slaps him too. nice. and she starts a yes chant. this isn't over yet. something tells me she's not giving up on punk.


well this was tedious..I usually only do these for ppvs because of the time and energy it takes to type this all during the show. Hope you enjoy it.

no dolph ziggler started in christians corner and tyson in tensais....ugh x.x
while it wasn't stellar it wasn't that bad.

to tell the truth? no not really. my adhd decided to have my fade me out plus some distractions.