I get home, the dog isn't outside (he's been in his crate all day while we were at work). The bathroom door is open, (It's supposed to be shut because the cats like to pee on the bathroom rug). Your work clothes are all over the bedroom floor along with 4 pairs of your shoes.
I lock myself in my computer room because I don't want to deal with this, and he sends me a text message asking if we can go out to dinner.
I DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE IN THE LIVING ROOM. Come to my ******** computer room if you want to talk to me. A text message. Are we 14?