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Zoobey
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Magical Incubator

PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:32 pm


"BAWWWWWWWWWWW", said Mark, rather meaningfully, or so he would like to think. The rather generous sized Runic laptop currently displayed a Hunters online auction page that showed that the current '67 Chevy Impala up for grabbed had been outbid by someone else. That wasn't fair, he totally like, brought that thing in, and repaired it and it was his. Bawwwwwwwwww.

A few Hunters in the library gave the Death Hunter an equivalent number of dirty looks and glares, but he was thankfully immune to their weaker charms: he would not succumb that easily! Internally, Mark wondered if it was worth it to sell what else he had in his room, but he really couldn't part with his Star Wars collector's edition Darth Maul lightsaber, or the Lord of the Rings DVD boxset, or the Guitar Hero (Runic modified) system, or the stereo system or the...

Mark settled for staring sadly at the current bid amount instead and uttering another sigh that sounded very much like a continuous bawwwwwwwww.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:57 pm


Gawd what is that HORRIBLE racket? She thought to herself. The girl was curled up in the corner of the library, readying a book on her lap while she nibbled on some food she snuck in to the library. She was being careful, but knew all too well about food around books.

It was just a nono.

She was reading up on some random magazines, when she slammed her head back against the wall with a thump. "Ugh!" The slam was on purpose, out of annoyance of the BAAWWWWWing, but she had not intended to hit that hard. Still though she found herself rising to her feet, and approaching the source of the noise. "Whhaaatt is your problem man?"

Lilwolfpard

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Zoobey
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Magical Incubator

PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:35 pm


"-wwwwwwwww", Mark concluded, mouth still halfway open. He held up one hand, refreshing the page, sighed a little, and then moved his swivelly chair sideways to intruder trying to look important in his little cubicle of solitude. "Welcome to my lair, says I." Insert steepling of fingers, which stopped for a second as the chair only turned fourty-five degrees instead of ninety so that Mark was effectively staring at the wall a little past Ceres. There was a sigh of annoyance, a soft squeak and then the Death Hunter was properly facing the trainee. "Are you here to request my infinite and wise knowledge, oh young padawan?"
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:15 am


"More like to request your silence, Elder Jedi. You are disturbing the other padawans." She replied with a hint of defiance in her tone, quirking an eyebrow at the man sitting down. Granted she was just a moon trainee, but she had a feeling she was not the only one wanting him to stop that wailing.

She did visibly shrink though as he faced her, not used to such formal confrontations yet. "Why were you crying out, anyways?" She attempted to peek at the computer screen, failing to look subtle about it.

Lilwolfpard

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Zoobey
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Magical Incubator

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:11 am


As this was, really, a twenty-inch modified Runic laptop, there really left no space to the imagination as to what exactly was on the screen, the Impala still up for bid at an impressive $3, 100 USD. Thankfully this had not been a few hours earlier, or Ceres might have caught a glimpse of some very familiar figures of the same gender as herself in the public ladies bathroom: the version two had involved some collaboration effort with Dwight, a scolding from Edith (again), and blackmailing Lance. One day Mark would be able to create portals just simultaneously and magically out of nowhere and then he would be unstoppable, mwahahahahahaha!

Man. That mental evil laughter was weak. He really needed to work on cooler evil laughter, like, maybe-

- At some point the Death assist finally realized Ceres was still talking to him, maybe because of the words Elder Jedi. Mark visibly straightened, all but preening. "Why yes, I am a fine Jedi master aren't I now, and I can like, appreciate your respect and stuff for recognizing the important figures. You have won charisma points for this one, young padawan, enough for me to share with you my plan to-" And suddenly a lightbulb- "..... give to you a mission!" He totally had the authority to do that, right? "Like, its really important 'n stuff. And I rank higher than you so you have to listen to me, so there."
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:51 am


zoobey
TAAGGG


It was like talking to a brick wall, he just stared at her no matter what she said. In one ear and right out the other, it was a little infuriating but hey he was a hunter. They all seemed to have their heads in the clouds, or in this case... ebay. Apparently this car was a issue baaawwww worthy.

Why did boys need their toys?

This time it was HER turn to ignore the other man, lost too in her own thoughts of how stupid people could be.

She heard the key words 'important', 'padawan', 'plan', and finally 'mission', wait, MISSION? She was suddenly hit with a clue-by-four, staring at the hunter intently. "What KIND of mission?" Ceres was wary, a little afraid honestly. The death assistant was not known for his own sanity she believed, let alone he was calling her a padawan and loving the idea of being a Jedi.

Still though his logic was sound, no matter how much she hated it. He damn well did outrank her, even if she was a moon trainee she still had to listen. What the hell had she gotten herself in to?

Lilwolfpard

Magical Unicorn


Zoobey
Artist

Magical Incubator

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:48 am


It worked! Excellent, all part of the plan, all part of the plan.

"Yes, you have been chosen for you," Mark randomly moved one hand around the desk, turning over papers, notes, and a few oddly shaped Runic utensils, obviously searching for something important, "Abilities to do important things of which I, Mark, your Jedi master, will impart to you." Cue more shuffling around the small cubicle desk and a few words like 'I thought I had one' and 'Omg what would Buffy do?'

A few seconds later, he emerged victorious with an upturned pencil holder. The word "LIBRARY USE ONLY PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE FROM LIBRARY" was still written on it in bold red. "So, go out there, and like, use this chalice of +10 training dexterity to bring me like, funds- I mean - being a Jedi is suffering, but you cannot know true suffering unless you go out and beg and you know, suffer like a hobo, cuz they totally suffer cuz you sometimes go out on a mission, and you see a hobo and you're like 'omg a hobo! I'm sorry I cant give you money but just know that I'm saving you you poor hobo thing, because I am a noble person, but you will never know this hobo thing!'"

The LIBRARY USE ONLY PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE FROM THE LIBRARY pencil cup was offered to Ceres. "Now go out there, and make hobos- I mean me proud!" A pause. "I need at least like um, a hundred bucks okay." An awkward shuffle as Mark returned to staring at the auction screen.


OOC: COLLECTING FUNDS


- Ceres must take her collection cup, and somehow magically collect $100 USD. She can do this by literally asking any trainee or Hunter she comes across.
- Quote WHOMEVER in this thread as you approach them (just have them post in the thread in whatever area of Deus you want them to be), and well, she does have to ask for monies sad . The other characters will ICly choose to give or not to give some monies for Ceres's funds. Once Ceres has gotten the monies, just quote Zoobey again and "return" to the library.

Example post: OOCly talk to someone and they volunteer Hunter A. They then just post Hunter A in this thread, for example, eating at the cafeteria. Have Ceres approach them asking for monies. Ceres can also text people as well in order to summon them to her location!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:14 am


"I" She managed to get in there, before he cut her off.

"Wait." Slipped out, ignored once again as he left to go grab something. Said something was shoved in to her hands a moment later with a clank.

"I.." Then she was dismissed, apparently debriefed, and on a mission now.

Defeated she lowered her arm, holding the tin cup, and grumbled as she exited the library. What the hell kind of mission was THIS? This did nothing but ******** embarrass her! She had to go around and actually beg for money and hope to earn enough to appease that hunter back there, whom she just met.

A mission was a mission but...ugh.

First stop was the Gym, where people would totally keep their wallets yes? Right? ...She hoped so. Shuffling towards a familiar face she saw out of the corner of her eye, she settle down near the man and gave a huge sigh. Ceres face was tinged red, clearly blushing. "Marcus remember when you said you'd be there if i needed help?...Weelllll im kinda in need. Mark has given me a mission and just. I dont want to do it but its a mission, i cant exactly say no to a higher ranked officer." She looked down at the cup she was still holding, channeling her inner hobo she laughed once and sucked up her pride. "Alms for the poor? He sent me on a donation run"

istoleyurvamps

Lilwolfpard

Magical Unicorn



iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:42 am


The moon hunter had been in the middle of his reps for the leg press she she'd walked in. Not noticing her till she sad down, he smiled a bit and cut his repetition short. He was due for a cool down anyway.

"I did say that and I have a habit of meaning what I say." At the name of Mark the moon hunter sighed. DD man was it? "No, that sounds more like an exploitation rather than a mission. At least he's not trying to dig into your pay and making you get it from others. Small things." Shrugging he went over to the small pile of things, pulling out a few bills. "....Well, Ceres, Iif I help you, what will you do for me?" A smirk he leaned on the wall.

"The norm is if we help, a bit of a debt you know? I promise nothing big though."
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:48 am


"If i could pay for what he asked entirely out of my own pocket, i probably would have." She mumbled sighing, following Marcus as he went to rummage through his things. Even if this was 'begging', she has a suspicion it wouldn't be this easy. Even if Marcus had not suggested it, she would have offered payment in return anyways.

"I figured as much." The raven haired woman nodded and watched him curiously. She still did not know him well enough yet, so what would he ask for? "Either i can pay you back when i have the money, or i could owe you a favor? Your choice."

She had a feeling she might be owing a lot of favors after today.

Lilwolfpard

Magical Unicorn



iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:04 pm


"Favor." He had one in mind, but- "-You said Mark right? If so... the favor would involve Dakota. The assistant pulled a d**k move on him and I feel a little mild revenge might be in order."
He shrugged. "But it would involve you kissing Rainstar, so if you'd prefer something along the lines of taking over sub duty on day for me that works too."
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:11 pm


She was not expecting a reply to the favor owed so quickly, but then again she was thankful. She at least knew what she would be getting in to with this one. At the request though Ceres did frown, a kiss? Thats what he wanted? "Mind i ask how exactly this would be revenge on Mark?" If it was honestly a good enough reason she might sign up for it, sure Sub duty would be easier and not mean macking on Dakota, but it would at least mean she too would get revenge. She was not exactly happy with the death hunter either.

Lilwolfpard

Magical Unicorn



iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:15 pm


"A while back, Mark did something that turned all the guys into girls and gave everyone double D tits. The only one not effected was Dakota. Mark being a d**k, blamed Dakota, and generally made everyone suffer PMS the whole day. So aside from a kiss making the guy happy as all hell, if Mark sees that Dakota is the one getting more action than him after the whole blame thing? It's a small revenge. But again, if you're uncomfortable with it, you can take over sub duty for me later."

Simple.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:22 pm


"Oh man, that sounds like a disaster and a half. Im surprised Dakota is still in one piece."

Hmm..

"As long as he keeps his hands to himself, and doesn't press for more than what he gets. Otherwise i can not guarantee he wouldn't get a knee to the groin." Ceres was not one for casual kissing usually, and honestly she had no feelings for the man, but Dakota was a friend and if it meant even a small revenge on Mark? She would do it. Good thing for they both that Ceres was casual with touch, slinging a hand around someone or holding hands, that part was easy. If it went past that though that was a danger-zone.

She gave a nod, sticking her hand out. "Give me a call when your ready, but make sure he knows the terms yes?" Part of her couldn't believe she was even agreeing to this.

Lilwolfpard

Magical Unicorn



iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:33 pm


A smirk. "He'll behave himself. If he doesn't he knows what will happen." Though Marcus was smiling there was a very real sense that should Dakota not play nice, the moon hunter would make his life miserable. Shaking her hand, Marcus left a ten in her's.

"Good luck on the rest Ceres. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fellow moonie to call."
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