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 Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:53 pm
You know those weird ladies who get fancy collars for their cats and feed them fancy feast in crystal bowls?
Today I bathed my cat, dried her off, powdered her, (I'll note both the soap and the powder were all natural and herbal) fed her specialty cat food, gave her her favorite treats, tied a ribbon anointed with essential oils around her neck, and took her up to my room where she dozed on a lace-trimmed chintz cushion.
I should get her one of those silly cut-glass bowls and be done with it.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:07 pm
Man, your cat is getting classy. And you're not bleeding on the floor? surprised
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:42 pm
No, she actually didn't claw me once. She was actually pretty calm about the bath, just turning her head around and occasionally mewing in confusion. But she always does that.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:04 pm
You're only a crazy cat lady when you have 3+ cats and they all eat canned cat food off of Waterford crystal mini cake servers.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:28 pm
What about four cats on different diets?
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:24 am
That's normal. My neighbour's cats are on two different diets because one is fat and the other has kidney issues.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:10 am
Freya has high blood pressure which has caused her to go blind. I wonder if her blindness has something to do with her predilection for sleeping under pillows.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:29 pm
I feel I should explain; I did phrase this to make it sound even sillier than it is.
The bath was to clean out the lacerations she'd worn into her own skin scratching fleas, as they had become infected. The herbal soaps are because I'm afraid anything too strong might damage her health, she has a very weak constitution.
What she objected to was actually the cat treats. Normally she gobbles up brewer's yeast as fast as she can get them, once she ate well over twenty in a single sitting and made herself ill. But for some reason after I'd dried her off her patience was quite exhausted and she refused them. Sadly, they are to fight infections, such as the the lacerations on her skin, so I had to administer them like pills. The essential oil on the ribbon is pennyroyal, to ward off the remaining fleas.
And as for the lace trimmed cushion, well, you've seen pictures of my room. Lace trimmed cushions are the only kind I have.
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