❝Excellence is not a skill. It's an attitude.❞
I am Cythoe Thisa Iocnes
But I demand that you call me Cici or Madam
I'm not that old, I am 837
Are you blind? I'm obviously Elf
Here's an easy one, I'm Straight
You really want to know that? Fine, I was born sometime in the spring
X X ❝ M o v i n gXXXo n. ❞
Do the measurements, I'm 5'5”
I don't look it, I know, but I'm 142 lbs
I suppose I have to say every last detail, my hair is orange-gold? Red-orange? Something or other
Look closer, my eyes are orange
Of course you can't see them, I hide them. I have a silver tattoo of my fae clan on the back of my neck
X X❝ I ' m Xs e l f i s hXb e c a u s eXIXc a nXb e . ❞
I want a slave with any sort of collar, but someone with spunk would be fun
Painted any color except white!
And a few other things, like ...oh, I don't know, as long as they're fun
X X❝ I fXy o uXm u s tXk n o wXm o r e. ❞
People say I tend to be flighty and silly. At my age, I'm allowed to be silly if I want to! Humans, always judging. I've had far more experience than any of them could imagine and if I wish to act less than my age, I'm entitled to do so. In reality, I'm very intelligent and cunning. I enjoy those who can entertain me, most people are just so boring. I'm perhaps a bit more serious than I act, but after so many lifetimes of experience I'm allowed to be a cynic and hide my pain, don't you think? On the whole, I'm a dangerous enemy and a great friend if you behave properly.
You're so nosy. Fine, I will tell you that my life is really far too long to tell in one sitting, darling. There's just so much that's happened! I was born in the spring and I've traveled many, many places throughout my life. There were one or two times I thought I might settle down, but...well, let's just say I'm quite ready to believe love is nothing more than a farce. I love meeting new people, doing new things. I jumped off the Eiffel Tower just last year, as a matter of fact. I've had many friends and lovers over the years, all different races and temperments. Though that troll was probably a mistake, but let's chalk it up to the youthful shenanigans of a three hundred year-old, shall we? I acquired several business through unsavory but profitable means and I find technology quite fascinating. Always becoming outdated before I even figure out what that one button does.
Well. I've settled down for a bit, mostly because I've had to forfeit my passport and visa for the next fifty years, but that just provides me with more opportunity in my own backyard! So to speak. The world is my clam and I shall make a diamond out of it.
Is that how it goes?
Quit bothering me, I'll say that I like:
ღ respect
ღ anything new
ღ chocolate
ღ honesty
ღ a bit of fight
I'll tell you that I don't like:
✘ arrogance
✘ boring people
✘ snakes
✘ blood
✘ singalongs
X X❝ F i n a l l y ,XW e ' r eXn e a r i n gXt h eXe n d. ❞
A few last things so you don't ask any more questions, I can do lots of things, I'm an elf, dear. I can turn invisible, help plants grow and perform illusions with ease. I haven't done that 'one with nature' crap since they invented indoor plumbing.
Yes, there is some side things, like the fact I detest romance movies and sappy teenage couples. The last ones I saw I tossed into a rosebush. It was quite amusing, in fact I – oh, I'm babbling. I also advocate violence when people call me Tinkerbelle.
The person that works my mind is not me, but Color Me Fubar
