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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:00 pm


Bix had gone back to his room and changed into a plain white t-shirt and some loose basketball shorts. It was getting to be early evening by the time he'd rolled down to Otto's room with a few snacks, a 6-pack of beer and some sort of rolled up poster that looked like Bix had fished it out of the rubble of one of the dorms.

Cause he had.

"Knock knock.." His usual greeting as his knuckles rapped on the wood.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:20 pm


Otto had waited patiently, which was out of character for the boy. But with a cold making his gooey headed, he wasn't really all there anyway. He'd changed out of his casual clothes and into his jammies, because why the Hell not? Really it only consisted of a tank top and sweats.

In between a bout of spacing out, Otto heard the rapping at the door. He sat up a bit, looking at the door expectantly. "S'open." He drawled out, rubbing his face to squeeze the tired out.

It was beer time!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:25 pm


"Did I wakey you up?" He teased when Otto rubbed his eyes like a sleepy kid. Bix pushed the door shut behind him with his heel, not wanting the resident alcoholics and alcohol fiends to track their scent and try to mooch.

"My dad used to tell me that if you were starting to get sick and you just drank and drank, when you woke up the next day you'd feel better. Not sure beer is medicine persay.. but you can always try!"

Bix sat his bag down. "Oh and a housewarming gift!" He began unrolling the scavenged poster. One of the corners was ripped and it was covered in dust but it was definitely a busty brunette in a bikini on the hood of some muscle car.

"Oh.. baby."
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:33 pm


Maybe you did Bixy. Maybe you did. Otto wouldn't admit to anything.

"You're dad sounds pretty damn smart." Otto commented. If there was a cure for anything, beer was certainly a top contender. "Don't know till ya try."

A gift? otto blinked and watched as Bix unwrapped a poster. A poster of....

"...well Hot Damn." He said with a tilt of his head. He took the poster and held it out so he could admire both bodies; car and lady. "Bix? Dude? You're good people. This is a beautiful start to the man cave."

Bix gained +5 respect points.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:04 pm


"Every man needs some boobies on his wall. That one is some Bix advice, didn't learn it from Dad." He smirked and looked around for some tape or thumbtacks. They had to put this up!

What a beautiful view!

He fished around in the standard dorm desk and found a few stray tacks and after some tiptoeing and some careful deliberation he put it on the wall opposite the bed for a nice view when Otto woke up.

"Here's to you, lady!" The albino hunter grabbed a beer, cracked it and lifted to both seats of lovely headlights.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:14 pm


Otto smirked at Bix's advice to love by. He had to agree, and it had been ages since he could set his eyes on a fine set of hooters on the wall.

Otto stood back as his new pal put up the poster in a perfect spot, nodding his head in approval. He picked up a can as well, holding it out to Bix's toast. "Cheers." With a loud crack and hiss, the opened the can, giving it a good few gulps.

Aahh beer. That crisp taste and the feeling it left in his throat. Otto let out a satisfied sigh after gulping back a good portion of the can. Little did he know, no matter how small the alcohol content, Otto's veins would quickly distribute, swiftly becoming intoxicated.

Likely after he finished this can, the glow would begin.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:31 pm


Bix was hoping that only bringing a six pack would be good for him to stay only buzzed. Of course it had been a while since he'd drank and it was definitely pre-Deus. College, he'd been sick after. But that was hard liquor.

This was a Light beer.

Bix took a swig, and another. It was easy to drink and he was feeling confident in his own sobriety, misplaced of course, so he figured drinking it down was no big thing.

"God I haven't had beer in.... well since before here." He sighed in satisfaction. "I hate the hangover but it does taste good." He'd probably be considered a p***y by 'real beer drinker' standards because anything dark and heady was just too gross for him. Give him something golden and see-through. "There also seem to be a few people around here with drinking problems... good to avoid all that." He nodded to Otto as he felt the belly warmth begin.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:40 pm


"Hangovers always suck." He commented, taking another swig. "It's the punishment for having a good time."

Otto quirked a brow and tilted his head, not realizing there was a drinking problem at Deus. "Ya mean like at the Beach? I know Cass had one cocktail too many but.." He had no idea about anyone else. "Didn't think there was enough free time here to get wasted enough to be considered an alcoholic."

Another long swig.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:47 pm


"I didn't go to the beach." Bix's cheeks were turning red. Alcohol or the memory of the enormous knockers and locking himself in his dorm until they went away.

"But people are always drunk on twitter. Plus there was Allan's party.. which turned into drunk messes of guys and girls at their sleepover." Bix smirked. "I totally got to wrestle Clerise though. Got some boob grabs in."

Oh yea. Bro nod. MORE BEER SWIGGING.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:58 pm


Oh. No Bix at the beach. Noooo Bix at the beach~ Otto was already done with one can, tossing it aside and opening the next one. He swear he'd take this one slower. The first can as totally just to get into the swing of it.

"Ohyaaa.. I didn't go to that party. I ********' hate Allen." Otto replied bluntly, sourly taking another sip. "I don't care if I missed a big party. Whatever." His cheeks flushed, and he felt warm. He quickly blamed it on the head cold, thinking it was just making him warm. "They can have their damn drinking parties. I don't like crowds anyway."

"Good fer you, man!" He replied at the boob grab, patting him on the shoulder. "Way to get some action." He nodded knowingly and took another sip.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:06 pm


"Allan is cool. He's better than the other ones.. except Aria.." Bix sighed and crunched his empty can in his hand.

Beer one down.

"Aria is so damn hot." He cracked another one. The alcohol already had the normally chatty hunter spilling his guts even more. "Why are all the chicks like.. models? I bet H is in charge of recruiting."

He took another swig. "I need more action. Or more boob grabs.. or.. SOMETHING." He sucked down another healthy amount of beer and felt the bubble of fuzz shoot to his brain. Heeeee...

"I just .. I need some lovin man. Some soft body." He'd like it to be Molly's soft body but.. that was back to square one almost. He sighed dramatically again, flopping sideways while still managing to keep his beer upright.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:14 pm


"Yeaaah, I like that he ain't a ********' psychopathic jackass like the other assholes.. Like Caelius." He quirked a brow, trying to recall who Aria was. "Don't.. remember what she's like.."

"Totally man!" He agreed to the women being hot, his free hand waving in the air a moment. "Like holy ********, it's distracting." Who could fight while chicks were so damn hot?

Otto took a long swig, the bubbles now taking root inside his brain. "All these hot chicks and none of them puttin out? Wel.. I mean I ain't tried to bed'em anyway but that's just cause... iunno.." He wobbled slightly, flopping down to the ground, beer spilling on his hand as he sat himself down.

"Heeeeeey hey.." He poked Bix in the leg with his toe. "Who's the hottest hunter girl?"

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:24 pm


"Why do they have to dress so slutty too? Low cut shirts.. booty shorts.." Bix drank his beer sideways. Some of it dripped down the side of his lips.

The albino hunter didn't need to think when Otto asked. "Molly."

She was obviously an odd pick considering she was probably one of the thickest of the hunter girls. "She's got freckles and curls and.. hips and .. she's soft.. curvy." He sounded wistful, the alcohol talking. "Uggggh.. and we're soooo friends now."

He sat up and took a loooooong drink. "I like my girls to have meat on their bones though. Some thighs.. a butt." He made a mmmmm sound. "Lot of thin and muscular girls around. Not my style."
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:33 pm


"Yeah!" He nodded, taking a swig just because. "It's like theyre doin it to tease us!"

The blonde nearly choked on his drink at his answer. "Really!? Her?!" It was less her body that shocked him and more her mother type personality. But once he said soft curves he had to nod. "Yeah, that makes sense."

"I think thyre msucly cause of trinin'." He drawled. Otto drank half the can, and then did something he never did; opened up information of his own accord. "My girlfriend? The one I had before I came here? She had a nice butt. Curves n s**t. Not like Molly curves but still... She was really soft too. Chicks at school always were all on her bout it. But like... what the ********?" He scoffed and finished off the can.

"Chicks are ********' evil. She told me they spread nasty a** lies about her n everythin'." This beer was magic! His cold was hardly bothering him at all.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:30 am


"Yeah... her.." Bix was seemingly mopey for a moment, drinking his beer again. Obviously he felt some kinda way about Molly. "We went on a date ya know? And it was fun and she said she liked me too and we kissed but.." Bix frowned drained his second beer and scrunched the can again.

Two beers was all it really took but there was one more left for each of them. What a pair of light weights. "Then we had this furked up miss'n" CRACK of the can opening. "And then I got the friend speech.. Hadda be me.. musta did something wrong.." he muttered mopily.

Bix brightened when Otto talked about his girlfriend. "Girls are biiiitches man.. She sounds sweet..." At least her butt sounded sweet. "Wha'happened?"

If Bix had a good woman back at home, he probably would have thought twice about coming here. He liked being in a stable relationship.
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