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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-20)
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 Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:33 pm
Alex had entered in the survivor game under the assumption that this would be something fun, something he could really get into and get some enjoyment out of.
Nobody had told him it was going to be so much work!
The lazy zomboil was really having second thoughts about whether or not this was really his cup of tea, so to speak, as he once again stared at the pin in the palm of his hand. He was supposed to try and attach it to some ghoul named Freya, not that he had any idea who that even was! The picture included within the envelope had a somewhat familiar air to it, like he had seen her face somewhere before, but it was probably just in passing.
And so, while he still had some hope that his might actually not be as bad as it seemed, he had kept an eye out for the ghoul, eyes caught by every glimpse of blonde hair as he made his way throughout the school and outside in the open campus.
And then, she was just suddenly there. The ghoul from the picture, the one who matched the pin in his hand. Now he just had to very stealthily attempt to sneak up and stick it on her and it would all be done! Easy, right?
As he trudged his way towards her, however, it became painfully obvious that he was being anything but stealthy. His skeletal toes were scraping across the cement path, and the ghoul was standing down wind of him, so probably smelt him long before he even arrived.
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Nio Love rolled 1 20-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:48 pm
Freya was on a mission of her own. She was looking for a Trick-or-Treater named Batty - what an unfair mission! It would have been waaay easier to find a student, but noo, she had to get.. some weirdo trick-or-treater who she'd never seen before. So she was out in the open, searching, and watching her back. But she was so tired.. Freya flopped down on the cement, letting out a big sigh, and looked around - "HOLY ODIN'S GHOST WHAT ARE YEH EVEN DOINGS-" She scrambled back up onto her feet and got into a kung-fu crane position, facing the boil who looked like - oh yes, he was coming at her with a pin. She let out a shrill cry and looked like she was ready to knocked that pin - and the arm holding it - right off.
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:00 pm
The ghoul seemed totally unaware of his approach thus far, and that was good because really, the sooner he could get this over with, the better. And then she flopped to the ground, which made him pause in his movements. And then she turned around and looked right at him, and..oh unholy s**t she was freaking out. Ohjackohjackohjackohjackohjackohjackohjack..."Uhhhhh....hi?" He squeaked out, and gave her the biggest most innocent smile he could and in his panic, sort of forgot what it was he was supposed to be doing. "I'm Alexander and uh..oh jack please don't run away." He all but whimpered as he held out a hand towards her. He was actually intending on offering it out for a handshake, but belatedly realized he still held the pin and instead it probably appeared that he was trying to pin her. All he really had time to think was: If she runs I'll never catch her....HP:15 Damage: 1
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:47 pm
Freya looked at the boil. Then she looked at his hand. Then she looked at the boil's face. Then his hand. Then his ******** NO YEHR NOT!" She screamed, backing away a few steps. Her wings unfolded behind her, ready to fly away. She was not about to lose this game! She would fight to her last breath! HP: 14 Damage: 2
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 1
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:06 pm
Okay, we'll, she hadn't run away yet. That was good. He might even be able to diffuse this situation ye----aahhhhh now she wasn't just yelling! She was screeching! He reached up to clamp his hands over his ears as he took a couple of stumbling steps backwards, nearly falling to his bony undead a** but somehow managing to keep his clumsy self upright. And to make it even better, she had unfurled her wings. Wings! She could just... Fly away! This was really just much more difficult then it should have been. "Oh please don't fly away!" he groaned, hands dropping back to his sides. "maybe there's a way we can sort this out a little more fairly? How about an arm wrestle?" he added that last part in with a lot of hopefulness. HP:13 Damage:0
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 6
Total: 10 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:48 pm
Freya took a moment to reconsider flying off, when Alex suggested something.. delightful. "Oooh... well.. I thinks I will plays an arm wrestle with yeh fors it, ja.." She giggled, flopping back down on the ground and holding her arm out in front of her. "Let's go, puny boil! I will shows yeh the true meanings of being a valkyrie!" HP: 14 Damage: 4
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 4
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:52 pm
He was cringing inwardly, already knowing that he had failed miserably and would probably have to try and sneak up on the ghoul again later, if she ever came down from the skies long enough for him to do so. And then she just...agreed to his suggestion? Elated in his sense of absolute brilliant cunning (or so he currently thought of himself, at least), Alex offered the ghoul a wide, face splitting grin. He even chose to ignore the 'puny boil' comment for the moment. "Great!" He said, flopping himself down near her and placing his hand in hers, after moving the pin to his free one. Now all he had to do was kick some valkyrie ghoul a**! ....He was pushing against her, right? Shouldn't her arm be moving? Wait--what--how the jack was she--- Ah, crap. HP: 9 Damage: 2
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 4
Total: 10 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:11 pm
Alex looked pretty confident. She loved that in a boil. It meant they were going to fail even worse than the kind of boil who tried too hard, certain he would lose. So when he started to push, she merely laughed a cocky laugh and started to lend her strength to her arm, pushing him down towards the floor. "Did yeh knows, puny boil, that I am named after a goddess who takes fallen soldiers to Valhalla. I will be kind and take yeh there, if yeh don't makes it through this battle, wee one." Oh, she was smug. She was sooo smug. HP: 12 Damage: 4
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:20 pm
Alex had been confident. For all of five seconds until he realized that he either A: Really sucked at arm wrestling or B: Was not nearly as strong as he had thought or C: This ghoul had some pipes on her. The answer was of course, D: All of the jack damned above. "N-no thanks!" He laughed, nervously, as he struggled to regain some kind of control. He really couldn't be this awful, could he? Apparently yes. Down his arm went, though he hadn't given up quite yet! HP: 5 Damage:Lawl
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 4
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:37 pm
It really wasn't that the boil was awful. Freya just loved to arm wrestle. With Herryk. She leaned in and gave the boil a wide, s**t-eating grin, just a little too close for comfort. "I likes yeh, boil. Yehr giving me a run for my money, at least. Yeh tells me yehr name, so I knows who teh bother when I'm lookings for a wrestle? I assume yeh alread knows mine, since I'm yehr pin buddy.." HP: 12 Damage: 0 Seussi bedtime, more tomorrow <3
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:26 am
Fffffffffuuuuuuuuu!!! Alex was trying, he really was. But he was in that awkward position now of his arm being bent halfway down to the ground and all he could do was struggle to try and raise it back up. That was so not happening. He laughed again, right in her face this time since she had gotten herself so close. "It really doesn't feel like I'm giving you a run for your money." He finally managed. Weren't zombies supposed to have some kind of super brute strength? If Alex did indeed have any, he was obviously holding it in reserve. Yes, let's go with that. "Alexander." He said, with a grin of his own now. Really, if he was going to lose, there was no reason to be sore about it! And if he might get a new training partner out of this deal, well that wouldn't be so bad either. "Hey, anytime you want to drag me to the gym and kick my a** around, I'm apparently really good for that." He gave a small shrug, though he was still grinning like it was the funniest thing in the world. HP:5 Damage: damage? wut is damage?
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:35 am
Freya's eyes shone with delight. "Yeh likes teh has spars in teh gym, does yeh? Boil, yeh hits my sweet spots with that idea! Yehr on, anytime, anyplace. I needs teh get back inteh shapes anyway." Her constant grin faded for a moment as she regarded her hips with her free hand. "Puttings on teh pounds, this one is." HP: 12 Damage: what is even
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 5
Total: 11 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:37 pm
Did Alex enjoy sparring? Not particularly. But he was making an honest effort, thinking that at the very least Yin would probably approve. He did it more for himself, though, figuring that it never hurt to toughen up, especially with all of the crazy s**t that kept happening. Oh, and you know, then maybe he could actually win in an arm wrestle against a ghoul. "Sure thing, anytime..." He grunted out as he put in some extra effort towards bringing his arm back up from it's precarious angle towards the ground. Freya seemed distracted by something, suddenly, and somehow he was actually able to inch his arm back up. Oh no..was she...was she making a comment about her weight? Alex, having only been on one date with a ghoul ever was wholly unprepared to deal with any mind tricks this one might be pulling right now. Was he supposed to answer her? Give her a compliment? Agree that some time in the gym would do her some good? If he was being honest, he thought she looked fantastic, but would saying so earn him brownie points or unleash some fresh new hell? In the end, Alex couldn't help but say what he thought. "Nah, you look great! It's me that could use a work out, maybe put on some muscle." Really, the boil was so skinny it was a wonder he didn't snap in half any time a strong wind came up. HP:5 Damage: 5 (really idek how)
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 6
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:19 pm
Freya's giant grin returned in full force when she was complimented. "Well that's real nice of yeh teh says, Alex! I thinks maybe I could spare to lose a little, lookings a little round abouts the middle, but I still likes hearing I looks good from a nice boil." She patted his cheek with her free hand, which caused her to look a great deal of the progress she'd managed with the wrestle, until they were almost even up. She didn't mind anymore, this was turning out to be great fun. She put her chin on both their hands and stuck her tongue out at him. "I will finds yeeeh and slams yeh down in teh gym real soon, friend!" HP: 7 Damage: 1
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:50 pm
Oh good, she wasn't going to blow up in a mindless rage over a compliment! Yaaaaaaay! Alex just continued to grin back as he managed to work his arm back up so that they were finally even again. He had a feeling this was due mostly to her letting him regain some ground, but he didn't really care. He'd take what he could get, at this point! The pat on the cheek was unexpected, though he answered her with as much enthusiasm as he could muster, which might not have been a hell of a lot but at least he looked happy. "I uh..look forward to it!" Really, was there ever going to be a time that he could go to the gym and not get thrown around? "So...are you uh...going to prom?" Yep, small talk during an arm wrestle. HP:4 Damage: 1
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