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Have you ever chucked a sickie cos u couldnt be bothered to go to work?
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georgehippo
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:43 am


I really can't be bothered with work tomorrow...i mean whats the point...i'm not gonna look back, when im on my deathbed and say...i sure am glad i went to work on the 27 feb 2006...

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:51 am


i've done it in the past but i can't anymore, my firm uses the Bradford system now, when your absence days are added up and you get points, once you get to 600 points you're out of the door neutral

WickedPeaches


georgehippo
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:57 am


WickedPeaches
i've done it in the past but i can't anymore, my firm uses the Bradford system now, when your absence days are added up and you get points, once you get to 600 points you're out of the door neutral


is that legal? 600 points in one year??? How many points do u get for one days absence??? confused
PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:19 pm


yes it's legal, it's a system that's been used in the US for years, i'll see if i can attempt to explain it...
points are calculated like so S x S x D

Which is, spell of absence x spell of absence x number of days absent

this is totted up over a 12 month period, if you have one day off this seems to mean you only get one point, or 3 days off = 3 points, but if you have more time off after that it's all multiplied by your previous absences and goes up at a scary rate.

a fat, lazy cow that i work with has just had 20 days off, if she has more time off now it will be multiplied by her previous spell of absence and by 20 too i think!
so if she gets herself signed off for 3 weeks once the weather gets nicer(as she has a habit of doing) her absence will be calculated thus..S x S will be 2, x D will be 35, so she'd rack up 70 points( i think sweatdrop )
and if she has more absent after that it will be multiplied by 3 and so on...
it's a rolling score too, it will only return to zero if you have no absence for 12 months

this has been brought in to try and curb the habitual skiving, the people who never turn up on Friday on lates and so on, i can see it working too!

WickedPeaches


morquarwen

PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:21 pm


Wow I've never heard of that system. Has it been around for awhile or have I been living under my usual rock rofl
PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:52 pm


I've not heard of that system either, and I've worked in quite a variety of companies and industries over the years!

WickedOrange


georgehippo
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:48 am


but they can't sack you if you're ill surely....

*puts on Che Guevara t-shirt and marches into Jellys workplace brandishing union handbook

talk2hand talk2hand talk2hand

ok, down tools...everybody out... exclaim exclaim exclaim
PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:17 pm


ninja on this one!

Blaisixi


WickedPeaches

PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:36 pm


i don't know how widespread the Bradford system is over there, i just know that's where it originated.

hippo yes they can sack you even if you're sick, that's the whole point.
People have milked the past disciplinary system for years, having months off on the sick at a time, and it's these people who the new system is aimed at, so they can be got rid off
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:51 am


WickedPeaches

hippo yes they can sack you even if you're sick, that's the whole point.
People have milked the past disciplinary system for years, having months off on the sick at a time, and it's these people who the new system is aimed at, so they can be got rid off


3nodding

when i walk around the streeets during the day and i see the SCUM lazing about and i think....my taxes are paying for your beer and yer gambling, it makes my blood boil evil theres nothing wrong with these people apart from them being bone-idle wasters... evil evil

georgehippo
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Blaisixi

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:34 pm


eek
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:39 pm


Wow, I have never heard of that either.

roocee


babybear123

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:03 am


I must admit i took a sicky the other week cause i wanted to go ice skating with fozzy and daisy.. Saying that if i had been wize i would have realised it was half term and as fozzy only has mon and tues off I should have said i couldn't do it.. Privalage of being on bank can tell them no if ypu can't be arsed but then i don't get holidays or the monthly bonus which is an arse.. I need a proper job cry
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