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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 4:40 pm


http://www.abc6onyourside.com/shared/newsroom/top_stories/videos/wsyx_vid_17684.shtml

I don't feel bad for these people for several reasons:
1) They've been warned about grilling out under their carport several times by cops AND firefighters that pass by their house
2) This is the second time in 3 years that they lit some part of their house on fire
3) THEY WALKED AWAY FROM THE GRILL

Even if you are grilling 10 ft from your house, YOU DON'T WALK AWAY.

Seriously.

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 4:42 pm


Pfft. I don't feel bad at all. This is sheer stupidity and immaturity. They were warned, they are adults, and they are aware of what fire is. I doubt their competency levels, and I don't feel bad for them.

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 4:44 pm


Even as a kid, I personally warned them about where their grill was located when I hung out with their daughter (her pre-prostitute days).

Propane grills are known for catching fire.
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 4:57 pm


You knew them? O_O Oh my

Well, it's common sense

think of it like this

House + Fire = Housefire

MATH! SCIENCE! SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 5:10 pm


Their house is on the street my street connects to. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 5:17 pm


Which means I have a vague idea of where you live >=3 I'm going to use that information to...do absolutely nothing! xD lol

But whoa o.o that's kinda trippy.

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 5:22 pm


Lol. Congrats, you can come and steal my mail. It will help me greatly reduce the number of junk mail I receive.

Viagra doesn't work for me. scream
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 5:25 pm


I could fix that ;D

I'll show you how to seal it against the effects of the air corroding it down, and make things by gluing the individual pieces together OwO

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 5:59 pm


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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 6:06 pm


To explain

You(female): "Viagra doesn't work for me"
Me(male): I could make it work for you ;D *insert PAUSE, the pause is important* *insert explanation that is nonsexual*

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:14 pm


If you need Viagra, I don't need you.

Hahaha joking.
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:28 pm


I don't~ But the details of that are not appropriate for casual banter xD

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:32 pm


Then please, let's try for innuendo. wink
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:39 pm


Let's just say...I have more than proven myself capable of feats of stamina. I ran track, WITH hip displaysia!

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:53 pm


Hahaha
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