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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 11:04 am
The rat skittered along the ground, paintbrush in it's mouth, a desperate look on it's face as it offered it up to it's Master as though presenting an offering.
"Not yet, you can't skip a step, hold yer' horses," Enzo scolded the thing, adjusting the jewler's lens on his eye as he carefully sliced the pumpkin seed in half. It was a perfectly ordinary seed, currently, but when he was done with it....
Another rat sniffed at the pile of drying glued seeds, even as the reaper popped a small weighted pebble between the two halves, gluing them back together again. "Alright, fine. You wanna be useful, go ahead," He set them down on the grass to dry, shaking the can of spray-paint vigorously. "Alright, you fleabags, beat it." He shoved several helpers aside with his foot, crouching over the pile of seeds before readying the spray.
Excellent, excellent. He'd have a good fifty seeds after this.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 11:23 am
Merel squeaked as she tugged on a patch of red hair from the top of the head of the familiar reaper, the soft notes of music lingered in the air before dissipating.
“Hu….. Oh… What do you want Merel?” Joachim replied as he tried to peer up at her without leaning his head too far back not that she would fall off the little thing was more likely to pull his hair out. The other white mice moved from their zombie like stances and started to wiggle around impatiently as the spell of the music wore off. Looking down at them the reaper let out a sigh, “Oh forget it… I’ll give up for today…” With that he tucked the flute into his pocket and dusted the grass and dirt from his pants as he stood up.
Still squeaking Merel pointed in a direction towards a shed as a tail of some mouse to rat creature disappeared behind it. Shrugging his shoulders he followed after, “hey where are you… oh…”
It was a rat… and more than one… and some unfamiliar boil with a can of spray paint in hand.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 11:29 am
Enzo sprayed mightily, chuckling under his breath as the dust settled. Several rats and a few roaches had gotten a nice silver spray in the process. At the sound of a voice, he turned sharply, paint arching through the air in a sparkling cloud, "HEY! Whadya' think you're doin'?? You saw NOFFIN', got it??" the freckled Reaper stood sharply, dropping the can as he moved to step between his work and the invader.
After a moment, he digested the pale skin and long red hair and slender build, his thick brows raising. "Oh, didn't realize you was a dame." A dame with mice crawling about her shoes.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 11:38 am
Joachim stared at the boil stiffly as he folded his arms across his chest despite not being particularly fond of rats let alone the rather disgusting idea of roaches he felt sort of bad for the ones that had gotten a coat of silver over their bodies.
“I’m not sure what your doing……” He replied in a flat voice looking at the can of spray paint and to the seeds on the ground. It was possible that he was making silver seeds but what was the point? Cheating?
Wait… wait a minute his mind finally processing the last set of words he had set, “ A dame? You think I’m a dame? Do these look like boobs to you?” He replied pressing the palms of his hands to his chest and wiggling them up and down, “I think not.”
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 11:45 am
Enzo gave Joachim a stern, critical look, reaching up to pick at something in his nose, leaving a silver fingerprint in the process. "You're right. Way too flat chested." Never mind the fact that voice was definitely not female, Enzo remained unconvinced. "You are in a severe need of a haircut, bub. And if you snitch what you seen here to anyone you'll get more'n that cut." He snapped his fingers and pointed at the other boil in what he felt was a threatening manner.
The rats, meanwhile, scattered as the upright bass that had been leaning against the tree righted itself to take chase with a hungry bass thrum. Take position, brothers! Fight back against the oppressor!
The Boss gave a pleased series of notes as it caught one of the sicker, paint-sticky creatures by the tail, gobbling it down with a unsettling crunch. Yellow, glowing eyes turned then on the pretty little mice.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 11:58 am
“Ew…” Joachim muttered under his breath as the boil dug his nose, he wasn’t sure if he could even smell the spray paint on his finger tips. He wasn’t exactly intimidated by the boil’s threats though the idea of him just touching him with the finger that he had just stuck up his nose an no telling where else made him cringe.
“I like my hair just the way it is thank you, and I don’t think you have to worry about me snitching with whatever your doing…” He replied holding his hands up with the palms facing out as a shiver ran down his spine of disgust, “no worries there just don’t... touch me.”
He was amazed however when the base moved shifting from its position and snatching up a rat gobbling it down as if it was just a midday snack. Merel squeaked softly before clinging tightly to his head, the others started to run up his leg into various pockets.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 12:07 pm
Enzo tipped his cap up on his head, dropping a roach or two in the process, "What you call those little fluffballs? Gonna' make some plane Janes jump on the table and squeal?" He snorted, grinning now as he stalked closer.
If the other boil showed any interest in his little scheme, he might have cut him in. But as it stood, he didn't need no mouse-pampering pretty boil ruining his plans.
Test him out. See where he stood.
"You and I seem t'be cut from the same cloth, guy. How tough're you?" Several curious roaches skittered from his pin-striped pantleg towards the other reaper, inspired by the deep tones rumbling from the bass behind him. "You want a job?"
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 12:24 pm
Joachim pressed his fingers to his lips as baby barf rose in his throat as two roaches fell from his cap, this boy was the last person in Amityville that he wanted to be around at the moment.
“All of my mice have names,” he replied trying to swallow everything in his stomach down, “and they are my friends not food…” He stared at the bass before pressing his fingers to his lips again. If it wasn’t for the fact that his face as already ghastly pale he would have looked extremely sick, however that didn’t change the fact that he particular gagged as more roaches ran out from the boil’s pants.
“No..no I don’t think we are from the same cloth or if we are its certainly a long stretch between the two and if this job entails be working for you I’d rather pass… I’m sure you wouldn’t want my help anyways.” If Joachim had to describe himself tough was the last word in his list to do so.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 12:37 pm
"You a swinger? A musician, guy?" He gestured to the flute poking out of Joachim's pocket. "And you seem t'be sufferin' from a strong case of animal magnetism yerself. I'd call us kindred spirits. Even if you're a little froo-froo." He offered a paint-and-who-knew-what-else-stained hand and a wide grin. "Enzo Valentino. Pleasure t'make your acquaintance." Any hesitation only seemed to encourage him further, stepping after the fellow Reaper with hand thrust out further. "Don't make me sock that pretty nose o'yours."
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 12:57 pm
“Oh…” Joachim replied looking at the edge of the wooden flute that stuck out of his pocket, he had merely assumed that the boil’s lack of hygiene and roach crawling was a living choice not exactly the same as his mice.
“I guess we are… a little similar though clean is more of a word than froo-froo,” Joachim replied staring at the boil’s open hand before gritting his teeth together and lightly placing it in the boil’s open one. A shiver went straight up his spine as his stomach turned, “Joachim Von Helmar it is also… a pleasure I assume to meet you as well, and I like my nose the way it is... If you don't mind me asking your rats and roaches... don't have names do they?”
Oh jackdamnit he hoped that a roach wouldn’t crawl on him from the boil or otherwise he was sure to end up with a new pair of colored shoes.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 1:19 pm
As though seeing a bridge to safety, the roaches quickly attempted to abandon ship to much brighter and happier lands in the realm of Joachim, but many were sent flying as the shorter reaper gave him an enthusiastic shake. "Nah, I don't bother. They comes and goes. Don't mind them ones with the foam, they tend to last longer." His grip was firm. There was no escape as he wrenched him in close for a conspiratorial whisper, "On the level, I think The Boss only draws him in for snacks. Dumbass."
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 5:35 pm
Joachim almost screamed as the roaches started to head towards his hand but as the reaper made an attempt to almost shake it out of his socket they flew all over the place. Oh jack he hoped none of them landed on his head, he didn’t feel it but if they did Merel was sure to let him know.
“Foam? Like as in diseased and rabid? EWWWWWWW!” Joachim shook from the shiver running through his body hoping the reaper would let go of his hand, but instead he did what he feared he drew him closer.
He tried to hold his breath as Enzo whispered to him about the bass eating the rats, he wondered if the reaper knew what a bath was or how his breath smelt not that he wanted to know personally.
“So they are just food to the.. bass?” He sort of looked at him in disbelief it was, “a little cruel isn’t it?”
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 5:40 pm
"Nah, stupid things like me too for some reason. They're trainable for the most part. Organized, like, see?" he finally let go, giving a snap of his fingers and teh rats all scurried into rows to stare up at him in trembling terror. "Would be fun to see 'em fight. Rats and Mice, huh?" He grinned, "We could have people take bets! Make 'em little weapons ahahahahaha tiny gladiators."
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 5:59 pm
Joachim just stared as the rats trembled in fear, if it wasn't for the matter of fact that the little creatures were full of disease and rather disgusting in nature he would have picked it up and told it was ok.
"Err I think I will have to pass on that, I'm rather fond of my mice they are more of my friends versus weapons personally." He looked at the rats again, they were bigger than his mice that was sure but how much of a fight could a rat do in fear?
Well maybe if it was life and death?
Merel on the other hand gave a loud squeak as she shook her tiny fist at the boil.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 10:38 am
The other boy gave a snorting laugh, "Weapons? Them? Hardly. Maybe if I threw 'em hard enough. Ahahaha. So yeah, you jam, guy?" He finally let go, the massive upright bass wheeling into his hands instead and he gave a few plucking notes that sent The Boss 'singing' in low thrumming beats.
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