Brony Stanner

[Zphal]

B: In the end, all I am is a failed experiment.

T: Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop talking like that, okay? You are not a failed experiment. Okay... maybe you are, a little. I mean, the turning green thing is kind of bad... green's really not my color-- but all that aside. You're way more than a failed experiment, Dr. Banner. You're a good person.

B: *Looks away*

T: "Bruce, you're a good friend." *strokes his cheek* "A good lover."  

[Zphal]

T: Bruce, you know those thermocouplers we were working on...?

B: Huh...? Oh... oh you mean attached to the circuit panel?

T: Yeah...

B: ... What about them?

T: I think... I think those were a really good idea...

B: ... Half the lab caught on fire.

T: ... I still think they were a good idea.

...

T: Ohh man, Pepper is gonna be pissed at me if she sees us...

B: ... Why's that?

T: I told her I'd vacuum...

B: ... *Starts to laugh*

T: ... What? What's so funny?

B: Just that you told her you'd vacuum.

T: ... I know I did... Why's that so funny?

B: Well... can't the Mach 7 do that?

T: What...?

B: The suit. ... You know... that goes on you... It's red... and yellow...

T: Ohhhh... yeah. ... I swear, you are a genius, Bruce.

...

B: Tony... why's your shirt off...?

T: My arc reactor over-heated.

B: It can do that...?

T: ... No.

B: Then why's your shirt off?

T: ... I don't know.

B: Tony... I think you're really baked.

T: Speak for yourself, big guy. ... I bet you couldn't hulk up if you wanted to.

B: I could. But I don't want to.

T: I don't think you could.

B: I could.

T: ... Nah...

And that's how the other half of the lab got destroyed. :T  

[ZimbuTessen]

And here I was tired and thinking the day would start with a nice MLP conversation when I saw the word Brony

I'm going back to bed with my Pinkie Pie plushie..  

[Zphal]

ZimbuTessen

And here I was tired and thinking the day would start with a nice MLP conversation when I saw the word Brony

I'm going back to bed with my Pinkie Pie plushie..

Sorry, bro. Nothing but 'teh ghey' here.  

[Zphal]

B: *Shrugs* "Nobody knows I'm here, so... I can stay for awhile."

T: "So you're staying? That's fantastic!" *Claps his hands together* "Do you have dinner plans? Of course you don't have dinner plans. Even if you did, you wouldn't any more; I've got better dinner plans!"

B: *Amusement* "You sure are excited about all this."

T: "Well, I don't get company all that often-- Take that back... I don't get stimulating company all that often."

B: *Continued amusement* "So now I'm 'stimulating'?"

T: *Momentarily freezes as if re-contemplating his choice of word* "Absolutely."  

[Zphal]

B: "Listen... intimate human contact isn't really something I can... do."

T: "You've got to take it slow, I get that, I can be sensitive to that."

B: *Lifts an eyebrow* "Since when were you, Tony Stark, capable of taking a relationship slow?"

T: "Is that a dig? I think that's a dig."

B: "Even if you are, it's still not a good idea.


T: "We'll go as far as the big guy lets us."

B: "Tony..." *sigh* "This isn't fair, okay? To you it's not fair."