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 Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 7:13 pm
I'm goInG to go ahEaD anD stArT thE gaMe. CaUsE I am alSo siCk of waItInG so loNg on a stUpId huMaN.
YeAh. HaPpY gaMiNg or soMe s**t liKe thAt. ((Sorry. >.>)) Oh yeah. As a reminder, the format is going to be in traditional page transgressing style. That means something like "Hanzan: Be an idiot" and such. If you can't think of anything to say, do the ===> thing. Secondly, it's said in second-person. Just basically talk like the descriptions at the bottom of each page, if you don't have a relative idea of what that is. Except, of course, if you're typing in your IM format OR if you get your Chattermouth achievement.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:03 pm
Lynnessa: Quickly wake up and turn on your Sparkletop. The monitor plays the opening theme to My Little Hoofbeasts: Friendship is not an Emotion, and loads up quickly. Trollian is already open, and you notice that your favorite troll is on.  - murderousPailer began trolling perfectionFixiated at 3:09. mP: Hel-lo, yo-u per-fec-tioni-st. Ma-y I- si-cken- yo-u wit-h m-y un-symme-tric-al typ-ing agai-n?
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:33 pm
Senpan awoke from a dream on prospit. he quickly grew bored and yelled "s**t" then walked over to your husktop. upon opening, it opens trollian, and you notice the only people online are people who annoy you. "damn..." you say to yourself. Opening Memo[MT] IM BORed, I NEEd SOMeone TO ENTertain ME.
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:59 pm
Kite: Stop spacing out
You blink rapidly. Had you been spacing out? Oh yeah, you had been daydreaming about the new game. You heard that all your friends were going to play it and really hoped that someone might send you a copy. But your birthday isn't for a few days.
Kite: Examine laptop
Your laptop is already up an open. Your Pesterchum is currently logged out, since you're pretty sure no one is online, but you log on. Habits are powerful things.You decide to update your mood to let everyone know you're online. Not there is anyone. How sad and lonely for you. Oh wait. there appear to be a few trolls in their slum. You wince as you look at the partially populated trollslum and pray they aren't in a trolling mood. Now you're not so sure it was a good idea to let everyone know you were online after all.
[clockworkRenegade]: is feeling Bully!
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 3:02 pm
Venera: Log into Trollian.
You log onto Trollian, and see that some of your friends are online. Although you don't feel like striking up a conversation, necessarily, although you are in fact, bored as hell. Only one is avaliable, and he's tolerable, so naturally you send him a greeting.
lethalRadiance began trolling manaicallyTriggerhappy at 04:23
[LR] Hello there, my ... friend~
[LR] No one else is avaliable at the moment.~
[LR] I mean, not to say I wouldn't have struck up a conversation with you anyway, darling.~
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 4:18 pm
maniacallyTriggerhappy Responed to lethalRadiance
[MT] OH ITS YOU. WELl I DID SAY I NEEded SOMeone TO ENTertain ME.
[MT]LETs SEE, WHAts NEW WITh YOU?
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 4:57 pm
Venera: Send an enthusiastic reply to your troll friend.
[LR] I'm just brimming with anticipation.~
[LR] Because of the game, and the fact that it will be starting soooooon.~
[LR] Oh, I'm excitedddd!~
[LR] Look at me, getting all excited over this~
[LR] Ah, whatever, though.~
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 5:28 pm
Senpan: Be bored as ******** successfully be bored as ********. Might as well respond to the girl.
[MT] OH YEA, THE GAMe. I ALReady HAVe IT. I DONt KNOW WHY WE NEEd EVEryone TO PLAy IT
[MT] ********! MY LUSus IS YELling AT ME.
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 5:55 pm
[LR] Oh? I'm sorry.~
[LR] My Lusus is gone, as usual. So, I must say I haven't been having those problems for a few days now.~
[LR] Then again, she doesn't yell very much, if at all. It's more like very gentle nagging.~
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:02 pm
Hanzan: Be a conniving ******** that thought made absolutely no sense to you at all. Sure, you can be conniving, but you don't think you can really be a "********". You think.
Anyway, you don't have TIME to think. Things to do, places to be, people to manipulate. The usual stark bullshit. That, and someone is trolling you into a reply. You think you'll ignore it for now, since your cranky lusus is also pestering you into action.
Hanzan: Ignore whoever it is
Whoever it is, they certainly are persistent. You decide to just get it the ******** over with, making sure to be absolutely careful not to cross your dividing line in your hive.
perfectionFixated is now logged onto Trollian and has replied to murderousPailer
PF: No.
PF: I'm moRe coNcErNeD as to whY yoU arE boThErIng me in thE fiRsT plAcE.
PF: Do yoU *noT* haVe soMeThIng imPoRtAnt yoU shOuLd be doInG?
PF: HiNt hiNt, ******** muCh?
PF: CoMe on. Do I reAlLy neEd to spElL it ouT?
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:08 pm
Haru: Put the C4 down and check your laptop
Haru decides that blowing up his house can wait so he checks his laptop and sees that 2 people are online.
Haru: Pester those chums
Haru decides that he's got nothing better to do than talk.
SwordMaster Pesters maniacallyTriggerhappy and lethalRadiance
SM: WAZ UUUUP
SM: > smile
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:16 pm
MP: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Yo-u sho-uld kn-ow m-e bet-ter th-an tha-t.
I- al-way-s ha-ve shi-t t-o d-o.
Af-ter al-l, I- d-o hav-e a fe-w hoo-fbea-st pa-ils fo-r fi-llin-g~That should keep him mentally destroyed for a bit. That is your favorite job, after all. Lynnessa: Proceed to find copy of Sburb.You find the copy of Sburb. Everybody has been obsessing over it, and you decide that today is the day that everyone tries it out together.
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:47 pm
Kite: Resist urge to contact trolls
You blink. Now why would you ever need to RESIST that urge. They don't really talk to you and on the few occasions they have, you've been left with horribly painful memory scars. You WOULD like to pay them back though...hey! Maybe this is your chance!
Kite: Berate yourself for such a stupid idea
Suddenly, you realize that this is indeed an idea of giant idiocity. You would utterly fail at trolling those trolls! You had better just keep your head down. You don't want any trouble. You eye
perfectionFixated apprehensively. You weren't sure if it were a he or a she, but they always seemed highstrung and agitated.
Kite: Ask troll about Sburb
You are suddenly compelled to ask that troll about the game. You obey your compelling without question.
[clockworkRenegade] began pestering
perfectionFixated at 9:09
[CR] Hey, what can you tell about Sburb, other than it's an awesome game? Have you started playing yet?
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 8:29 pm
Hanzan: Apply palm to face
It's not a devastating facepalm, mind you. Just a light one to display your slight exasperation. Honestly, the girl tires you to no end. Most people simply do have a tendency to do so, however. They always want to drudge along, asking oblivious questions when it is clear they should already know the answer.
But you, again, don't have time to daunt on that, because someone is messaging you-
Hanzan: Adjust glasses epicly
It's. A. HUMAN.
You really don't have an explainable reason why you despise the race so much. For one, though, talking to them just seems out of place, you guess. As if it was not supposed to happen for a while, actually, but somehow or another you are.
For another, you just find them incredibly stupid.
Hanzan: Troll this girl royally
You can't really do it royally, but you sure will enjoy the hell of it.
perfectionFixated is now replying to clockworkRenegade
PF: Oh goDs, do teLl.
PF: WhY is it thAt I evEn haVe thE auDaCiTy to reSpOnD to a paThEtIc moNkEy liKe heR?
PF: AnD of coUrSe, shE asKs thE moSt *reLaTiVe* of quEsTiOns thAt coUlD be giVeN thE moSt reLaTiVe of anSwErS.
PF: NoW, whO woUlD I be to igNoRe suCh a siMpLeTon?
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 9:20 pm
Lynnessa: Continue to pester the extremely pesterable.
So you wish, silly caption.
MP: Da-mmi-t, Zan-zy. Le-ar-n no-t to ign-ore m-e. Es-peci-all-y si-nc-e I-m a hi-ghe-r bl-ood.
MP: No-w.
MP: Ca-n yo-u sh-o-w m-e h-ow t-o s-et u-p thi-s fr-ivo-lous ga-me w-e ar-e ab-out t-o p-lay?
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