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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:10 pm
The text was mysterious. And fairly suspicious. All Male Trainees All male trainees please report to the dorms. DO NOT WEAR SHIRTS!!!!!! Now, Marcus was used to certain texts. Texts with emotes, with italics, and even some that were vague and curt. But one with all caps and lots of exclamation points? He'd not gotten on like this before. Still, it SAID mission, it was from an unknown number and.... He followed 'orders'. No shirt. Arriving at the dorms, there was a single notice tacked onto the wall. Quote: ATTENTION HUNKS! Your MISSION is to clear out as many dorms as you can! If your clothes tear feel free to take them off! Also you might hear a clicking and see some flashing lights but that is probably some faulty wiring.
When you are done feel free to report to the infirmary for some bandages and healing~~~~<3 <3 <3
HAVE FUN~!
Marcus suddenly hated this mission. Quote: OOC: YOU HAVE NO HEADBANDZ OR SICKNESS. FUTURE RPZ YEAHHHHHH
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:33 pm
it figured that as soon as the headbands fell off in a clatter from his head, that leon would hear his phone beep with the sound of a text.it might as well have been preceded with a siren screaming WARNING, INCOMING DEADLY MISSION, WARNING! but still, it said to meet at the dorms.
Seemed innocent enough, however the fact that it clarified that it was only for male, shirtless trainees did make him quirk an eyebrow at the peculiar sentence. "My clarice senses are tingling." he muttered quietly as he made the trek through the underground passages to the meeting area, in uniform, or out of it as it were.
How his supply of pants got stolen, again he was unsure. Someone just loved his clothes and frankly, it was ticking him yiff.... uh, off.
after a careful peek around the corner and seeing Marcus there and not some bird like thing trying to claw his eyeballs out, did the boxer stroll out to meet the fellow hunter, wide grin in place and carefree hand waved in the air. "Hey, looks like you got the message too huh?" he said cheerily before the grin slowly faltered with the way the moon hunter was frowning at the slip of paper on the wall.
.................. Then he knew why.
He hated the mission as well.
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:48 pm
Who send the text was a mystery, but Marcus kind of didn't want to solve it. Checking his phone and then the message again the moon trainee groaned. "Yeah. The 'mission'," he used figure quotes, "seems to be take the roll of eye candy. And my bet is if we ditch, we'll get a worse mission."
Marcus took a second to look at his pants.
"I don't want to know what that worse mission is. But if we're going to suffer, I say we suffer together. Think we should call the others and tell them how 'awesome' the mission is?" Again, more finger quotes.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:36 am
"Whooo wants to see my hot bod?" Bix was looking tired and scruffy with a few days of white stubble, but he was flexing his arms as he approached Marcus and Leon.
He had not yet taken off his shirt.
Bix eyed up the sign that was posted but frowned. "My complexion is not very compatible with flash bulbs.."
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:12 pm
As Bix came round, Marcus shook his head. "No thanks but-" Drawing his hand over his face Marcus slumped. "Why do they make missions like this? I mean really." Either way, looking down the dorm, there was no point in doing nothing. "Shall we head out?"
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:53 pm
Aleister had, reluctantly decided to show up. He wasn't sure who had what in mind but he wasn't sure he liked it. He was still feeling a bit sore too. He had on his uniform as he wasn't be about to be walking around without it unless there was some dire reason.
He paused at the paper on the wall, reading it. "Oh, Welp it looks like that exempts me from this 'mission'." He said as he noticed the large ATTENTION HUNKS. Which clearly didn't refer to him, he gave a nod hello to Leon, Marcus and Bix before he started to try and retreat, wondering how far he'd get before actually being stopped.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:20 pm
"Seems to be a role that is in high demand in this place." leon said nonchalantly. Sure he understood that it was a small group in a remote location and urges needed to be settled. But why was there never a mist female bikini cleanup day? or beach volleyball training missions? It was always the guys ending up on display. "Next time, i'm proposing that two fridays of the month become miniskirt fridays for all the females." he declared with a sage nod to the streak haired trainee. "but yes marcus, lets not try and escape, they are WATCHING US." he whispered quietly, already looking around for the possible hidden camera trained on them. "Tell the others how much FUN WE ARE HAVING, BEING HALFWAY NAKED AND JUNK."And then Bix walked in. and leon could do nothing but glare at the archer, still in full attire, trying to show off his guns. he was not amused. "Too much clothing!" he snarled out in a rage and ripped at the blokes shirt. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppppppppppppp~was he jealous that the fellow trainee had his shirt still? not anymore. and not even the slowly creeping back Aleister was going to get away from the mission. A large hand appeared from behind the sneaky hunter and found its grasp on Alesiter's shirt tag. " No you dont. You'll get shirtless and clean and you'll LIKE IT." he barked out, he was not going to go through this without a swarm of people to help.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:12 pm
True enough, miniskirts would be.. amazing. "Miniskirt one Friday and bikinis the next week. I could get behind that. Hell, going shirtless for that? I would be okay with that trade off. Granted I could just ask Cass but-" He smiled, thinking to himself. "Would be nice to get it monthly. Would get moral up I bet." Not to mention a few other things. But that would just be them having to exert some self control. Looking at the hall, the moon trainee shrugged. Leon apparently solved problems by ripping them. Lovely. "The fact I one went on a terrible mission with you and now I see you doing this kind of makes me worry a bit about what you could have done." Like gone Hulk and smashed everyone. THAT would have been frightening. It seemed however that the shirt ripping triggered several small flashes and clicked before the trainees would find their phones ringing again. Quote: Text to Trainees:NO PANTS!!!!!! Marcus frowned.
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:48 pm
Gale was, in fact, still completely dressed when he showed up in the dorms building shortly after Bix and Leon...who was in the process of ripping off the former's shirt.
"What the bloody hell is wrong with you people."
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:55 pm
Marcus simply directed Gale to the notice tacked on the wall. "We are being used. Now take it off I want to get over this as fast as possible." Marcus was serious too.
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:57 pm
"Hell no, I'm not bloody taking anything off."
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:07 pm
"Many things are wrong with us apparently." leon said without cares as he trained his eyes on the young sniper. "like your clothes, the shirts gotta go, otherwise they might make our mission tougher." he tried his best to explain it to the death hunter instead of just yanking him by the collar and tugging the fabric away.
"Be a team player and lose it."
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:16 pm
Marcus just gave Gale a look of apathy.
"Leon said it. They will make it worse. You know they will."
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:23 pm
Gale just looked at them both.
"I'm really okay with not taking my shirt off, thanks."
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32
Total: 32 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:54 pm
"Your suffering." Quote: 34-65: A large, semi-solid creature barrels into you! It's slow-moving but a bit more powerful than the smaller ones. Mob Stats HP: 10 Auto Damage: 3 (hit or miss)
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