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 Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:54 pm
What are your favorite bits by Dane?
It's hard to choose, but I really like the one about him wanting to be a snake or an Alien. I love his style; he's just so out there.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:15 am
Why not me??!?!?!?!
I love all of his stuff really. It's hard to chose just one thing, but i'll get back to you on that.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:19 am
My favorite bit is when he talks about the kool-aid man.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:17 am
kristina80 My favorite bit is when he talks about the kool-aid man. rofl yesss OH YEAH!
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:36 am
i like when he is talking about being in church and its snack time lol. "lets have some yum-yummms....ive made snaaaacks" lol
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:46 pm
we ll i like the nothing fight it's the best one i heard so far... and i like the one on SNL and how people run when they are at the cross walk.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:07 pm
alright my favorite, though it was hard to choose, was when he talks about what he's naming his kids. "i don't care what it is, boy or girl, my first kid i am naming them ((sorry if this looks bad but i have no other way of...spelling it)) hhhuuurrrrrr, because its feminine but also strong so it works both ways. hhhuuuuurrrr time for bed, I SAID ITS TIME FOR BED HHUUURRRR!!! typical hhuurrrrr....I SAID NO COOKIES HHHURRRR!!!!" not exact but close for the small bit.....ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! i just listened to it again *laughing histerically* that one allways cracks me up rofl rofl rofl sorry if this is obnoxious sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:14 pm
I love the slip and slide joke....a clasic. "Too bad my dad didn't check for rocks before he layed it down. Yeah, slip and bleed from the a**s they shoulda called this ride. I'd be all 'Watch this mom!' OHHHHHH OHHHHH AHHHH!!!!!!" One of the best jokes hands down.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:46 pm
Ryu_Maelstrom i like when he is talking about being in church and its snack time lol. "lets have some yum-yummms....ive made snaaaacks" lol Dude, YES! Jeezits!!
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:39 pm
That Dane Cook is a silly b***h.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:20 am
My favorites are...
1. The Nothing fight
"I will break your neck and pour jelly all over your body and pray to the Gods of Jelly to burn your soul in a jelly-like hell. NOW GET THE JELLY!"
2. Nes-Quik/Kool-Aid Guy
"I'm ridin' around on my bigwheel all strung out and I'm like *screeching noise* What am I doing with my ******** life, man?"
3. My Son, Optimus Prime
"I am the Cobra Commander in thi-- RRRRR! I SAID NO COOKIES!!! RRRRRRR! THIS ********' RRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A ******** WALL! RRRRRRRR!!!"
4. That one where he wants to punch a baby.
"God forbid you are in a nusery when you hear that sound!"
5. Are You Outta Your ********' mind?
"Then maybe I'll get a twofer and pull out my switchblade and they'll say 'You really are outta your ********' mind!'"
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:51 am
i realy like the one in his stand up harmful if swallowed about the chick that got hit in the face w/ the tire. that tire didnt kill marr that tire murdered mary! it wasnt ******** around as we like to say.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:08 am
braveblade i realy like the one in his stand up harmful if swallowed about the chick that got hit in the face w/ the tire. that tire didnt kill marr that tire murdered mary! it wasnt ******** around as we like to say. rofl yess "That tire HUNTED MARY DOWN."
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:45 pm
VampireSoldier That Dane Cook is a silly b***h. that he is, that he is lol
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:10 pm
Dane cook is my god!!!! heh and by the way the best ever is
Drive thru at the BK LOUNGE!!!... WHOPPPPPER NO ONION!!!!!!!
WHOPPPPPPERRRR!!!
Ok chewbaca my ears are bleedin over here
and then when there too quiet
....pickles...pickles...
chicken nuggets....pickles.....
sweet and sour sauce all over my p***y....
she wants it her way!!! come on!!!!
That or my other favorite classic
SOMEONE s**t ON THE COATS!!!!
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