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 Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 11:59 am
MOB KILL: 5
BOSS KILL: 1((SORRY LIZ I AM A DERP)) THE MAN CUP PROMPT ROLLSRoll 1d1001: Grey feathers fall down and a terrible cry echoes throughout the area. A miniature version of the Phoenix swoops down, agitating the fog wherever it goes. Boss Stats HP: 99 Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss) Extra: Use a -8 modifier. For every missed attack, another insanity monster spawns inside the area. You do not need to fight this spawn, but instead ADD it to the area's tally in this thread. 2-10: You find the body of a fallen hunter, their weapon tablet lies on the ground but crumbles as you reach for it. The pieces quickly shift and expand into a large, insane creature. It's form is not very solid, and more cloud-like than anything. Boss Stats HP: 50 Auto Damage: 5 (hit or miss) Extra: because of it's form, use a -8 modifier for accuracy! This does not count with charged attacks! 11-32: A small, semi-solid creature snatches at you with painful claws and teeth. Mob Stats HP: 5 Auto Damage: 2 (hit or miss) 33: A very solid form attacks you, it's species is recognizable despite the desaturated form and flowing eyes. It's attacks are powerful and relentless! Boss Stats HP: 99 Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss) 34-65: A large, semi-solid creature barrels into you! It's slow-moving but a bit more powerful than the smaller ones. Mob Stats HP: 10 Auto Damage: 3 (hit or miss) 66: A bunch of smaller, semi-solid forms attack you in a large group! Boss Stats HP: 66 (collective health) Auto Damage: 6 (hit or miss) 67-89: Nothing happens.90-98: A small, fairly solid creature swiftly begins attacking you! Mob Stats HP: 15 Auto Damage: 5 (hit or miss) 99: A creature that skillfully shifts from solid to fog-like, it's incredibly dangerous and difficult to handle. Boss Stats HP: 99 Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss) Extra: because of it's skill with its form, use a -8 modifier for accuracy! This does not count with charged attacks! 100: Grey feathers fall down and a terrible cry echoes throughout the area. A miniature version of the Phoenix swoops down, agitating the fog wherever it goes. Boss Stats HP: 99 Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss) Extra: Use a -8 modifier. For every missed attack, another insanity monster spawns inside the area. You do not need to fight this spawn, but instead ADD it to the area's tally in this thread.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:14 pm
There needed to be more done a driving urge for privacy was building more and more. Just somewhere where he didn't have to sit around and see everyone everyday of his miserable and pathetic life at every waking hour.
This was it. He was going to mount an all out attack.
Except this time he wasn't doing it solo.
Before wandering out to the Dorms he sent three texts. Drifter Jet Enduro Text to OTTO: Clearing out dorms. Tired of not being able to have my room to escape to. Please help? Blade Kuroda Text to DERYK: Clearing out dorms. Come assist me?
Nio Love Text to ROBERT: Assembling 'clean up crew' for Dorms. You in? TEXT TO ALL THREE I am at the Canteen if you are in. Gathering there and heading out from there.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:26 pm
Otto was not always a team player, not unless he had to. However the text from Jude was a cause he could get behind. He too longed for privacy once again. He'd been doing quite a lot of fighting lately, but the quicker it all got done the better. It all meant he'd get more proficient with Tenya, after all.
He made his way to the canteen, where he decided he may as well get himself an MRE. He sighed as he packed it into a small bag and headed toward where he saw Jude. "I'd kill for a real meal."
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:42 pm
Hearing his phone go off, Deryk checked it quickly to see a message from Jude, who wanted to clear out the dorms some more. It sounded like a pretty good plan to him, so he went on to reply a 'yes' to the guy before figuring out where he needed to meet up with him. Ah. The canteen. Alright.
Making his way there, he paused as he spotted Otto in the room as well. Great. Well. Maybe he wasn't coming along and was just grabbing a snack. Right? Right.
"Still lots of work at the dorms hm?" he said idly as he went to grab himself a cup of cruddy coffee. It was cruddy, but it was still coffee. Even so, he really wished they had better stuff here.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:48 pm
"I HAVEN'T HAD SEX WITH MY FIANCEE IN A WEEK."
This was Robert's way of greeting the group as he stormed forward, clearly very adamant about taking up the job of clearing out the dorms as quickly as possible. "I want us in there now, and I want every goddamn mother ******** piece of s**t monster dead or dying within the next five minutes, or so help me I'm going to go in there, monsters or not, and plow the first thing I see."
It was unclear what he meant by plow. Let's not ask.
His face was tense, but he still grinned after his tirade, and smacked Deryk right on the back. Hard. "Sup guys. Ready for some work?"
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Pales rolled 1 100-sided dice:
19
Total: 19 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:52 pm
"I think all of us would, Otto-bahn," Jude said simply as he just sipped from his cup and then as the others came in (Robert eloquent as always) he gave a short nod to Deryk, "Always work to be done, we just need to keep chugging through it and hope we tear through a huge chunk of them today."
A gigantic chunk of them. Like a massive one.
He looked at Robert, "Always ready to do some work. Since we're all here. Let's go," Jude didn't believe in wasting time once he got everyone assembled and so he simply moved on with it and lead the way toward the dorms. It seemed that the monsters seemed just as antsy as the four men were as one snatched out at them as they entered. MOB (d**k) IN A BOX 11-32: A small, semi-solid creature snatches at you with painful claws and teeth. Mob Stats HP: 5 Auto Damage: 2 (hit or miss)
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:05 pm
Otto: 50/50
Dmg: MISS
Effect: -3 from auto-damage
Mob: 5
Oh, apparently it wasn't just him and Jude. At first Otto was put off, having to deal with teamwork. Then again, if a large group attacked the Dorms, then that meant more power on their side. maybe they really could get them cleared soon.
Otto's eyes widened at Robert's flashy and rude entrence. He really didn't care to hear that. At least the dude got some at all. "ugh.. dude. Keep it in yer damn pants. At least while we're still around."
Oh well. Onward.
It seemed the monster wasted no time in attacking. Otto summoned Tenya and reeled his arm back to attack, hurling the weapon forward.
And hitting nothing but air.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:09 pm
"... That. That's very nice Robert."
And Deryk was still a virgin. Trying not to think about that so much, he followed Jude and the others into the dorm. It certainly didn't take long before something decided to spring up.
Summoning Tooley, he went to stab the toothy thing. The creature was pretty quick and avoided both him and Otto.
"Comeon... Staystillllll..." he whined.
HP: 50
Damage: 0
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Nio Love rolled 1 100-sided dice:
45
Total: 45 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 2:30 pm
"Keep it in my pants? KEEP IT IN MY PANTS?" Robert roared, loudly. Perhaps loud enough to summon yet another monster. "Do you have any idea how hard it's been?" He smirked at his own joke. "To keep it in my pants, that is. That's ALL I've been doing this whole week, and I tell you what, I'm done with it. I'm ready to not even be wearing pants anymore." He meant in a shower, but really, he'd settle for just being naked anywhere. "Oh, you got a friend there Jud-" And then he was barrelled into. That's what he got for being so loud. Quote: 34-65: A large, semi-solid creature barrels into you! It's slow-moving but a bit more powerful than the smaller ones. Mob Stats HP: 10 Auto Damage: 3 (hit or miss)
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Pales rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 6
Total: 13 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 2:35 pm
Jude stabbed the first creature they encountered killing it with ease paying no real mind to Robert as he acted a fool. Because, honestly, if Robert wanted to be Monster Bait then let him do so because honestly it just meant that they had to do less walking.
They could handle this Jude felt confident in his group.
"Everyone wants to be my friend, Robert, I'm just such a charming guy," He said dryly after he took care of one monster, "Incoming by the way," Jude announced as Robert got barreled into. STAT BOX JUDE STATS HP| 50/50 DMG| 7 Charge| 1/3 Target| A small, semi-solid creature snatches at you with painful claws and teeth. MOB STATSHP| 0/5 DMG| 2 (auto damage)
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 3
Total: 6 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 3:05 pm
Otto: 50/50
Dmg: Miss
Mob: 10/10
Otto stared with his mouth wide open as Robert stood there yelling loudly, summoning more monsters with his obnoxious ranting. "Dude, shut yer damn trap!" He growled. What if he summoned so many they got swamped?
In his awe, he forgot to hit the new monster.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 9
Total: 19 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 3:12 pm
Man Robert was being loud. Though, when he said something about not wearing pants, Deryk's eyes widened.
"What? nononono! Keep them on! Don't drop them here!" he practically flailed before seeing another monster crop up. Quickly, he turned around to stab it right in the face after Otto made his move. It worked out pretty well actually, and the fog critter disappeared into nothing.
But more fog.
HP: 50
Damage: 13
Charge: 1/3
Mob: -3
Auto:3
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Nio Love rolled 1 100-sided dice:
40
Total: 40 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 4:56 pm
Lying on the floor after being barrelled into, Robert just stared up for a second, and let the gravity of the situation settle in. Then he let out a loud bellow, followed by a growl, and pushed himself back up to his feet. Only now did he actually summon Jezebel into his hands, and slammed her into the ground in anger. He had a lot of steam to let off. A lot."I'm GONNA KILL THESE MOTHER FU-" Another monster barrelled into him. This was not his day. Quote: 34-65: A large, semi-solid creature barrels into you! It's slow-moving but a bit more powerful than the smaller ones. Mob Stats HP: 10 Auto Damage: 3 (hit or miss)
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Pales rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 6
Total: 7 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 4:59 pm
Between Otto telling him to shut up and Deryk begging him to keep his pants on it seemed that Robert didn't have any fans for his style of shenanigans. Jude on the other hand was oddly amused by all this. Maybe it was the special moment of concussion based bonding they had back in the snowy fields with the tentacle beast fight going on in the background or maybe he just simply liked Robert despite having never really spent much time with the man, either way Jude didn't discourage the loud behavior and even welcomed it.
"The louder he is the more come out, so let him be as loud as he wants. The man needs to blow off steam somehow," he said simply with a shrug and then watched a new monster bowl into Robert. He held back a bit of laughter but it didn't mean commentary was withheld, "You know, Robert, for a man not getting laid you are certainly getting pounded today..."
With that he moved in and gave the creature bit of a swat to distract it from the 'Healer' before it got any ideas to turn toward Robert to do any more damage.
STAT BOX JUDE STATS HP| 50/50 DMG| 1 Charge| 1/3 Target| A small, semi-solid creature snatches at you with painful claws and teeth. MOB STATSHP| 9/10 DMG| 3 (auto damage)
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 10
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 6:52 pm
Otto: 50/50
Dmg: 6
Mob: 3/10
Otto was.. rather amused as Robert got bowled into again. Yeah... yeah that was okay. He could attract them all, and the Death boys could take them down. Robert was their bait.
Jude's joke made Otto snort. That was a good one.
He held up Tenya and once again threw her at the mob, taking out a good chunk of it before returning to his grasp.
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